1. I am big on numbering today, so you will have to bear with me.
2. I am the happiest girl in the world right now because I was looking for food and I opened the freezer and there was a big box of corn dogs I had forgotten about. One is currently in the microwave at this exact minute. It will probably be in...
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2. I am the happiest girl in the world right now because I was looking for food and I opened the freezer and there was a big box of corn dogs I had forgotten about. One is currently in the microwave at this exact minute. It will probably be in...
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michaelsparkle:
Sunday came and went, so did I. I hope you enjoyed the evening. It was delish!!!
jezebelle:
hi pretty 
Hello kids! I was a naughty girl and spent WAY too much money on a new computer, but now I can update and look at all the pretty girls again! Unfortunately, I temporarily have dial-up connection, so things are slow slow slow!
What sucks:
that moment you are so close to kissing your ex and knowing that it would be so very wrong, but also...
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What sucks:
that moment you are so close to kissing your ex and knowing that it would be so very wrong, but also...
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jessferfun:
check out the photo of the day at nerve. looking yummy as always.
jessferfun:
A client of mine wants a logo similar to nerve's. So i go to check it out and i recognize you and trix from SG. had to let you know. Eric is having a gallery show here in SF? I live in SF. Where is the show at? would love to check it out.
I'm so goddamn giddy.
YOU make me laugh so much.
I don't think you'll get paralized in the shower, but you better not turn your head too fast! Maybe I better shower with you to keep you safe?
Then you can have some of my home made pumpkin pie. We can go to "lounges" and I will wear my thigh-highs with the red bows on...
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YOU make me laugh so much.
I don't think you'll get paralized in the shower, but you better not turn your head too fast! Maybe I better shower with you to keep you safe?
Then you can have some of my home made pumpkin pie. We can go to "lounges" and I will wear my thigh-highs with the red bows on... Read More
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cherryb0mb:
hmmm, i wish i was as happy as you. 
anouck:
meowwwww
I love music that evokes memories of when I first heard it... It's amazing that songs from 9 years ago can make me feel the same. That's why I keep CDs around that people make fun of when they come over. Damn you, my Counting Crow's CD reminds me of my first love, so shove your comments where the sun don't shine!
There really needs...
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There really needs...
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mercury5000:
that's a great idea. Midgets make great messengers
i seriously DO NOT understand the logic of the time change, however. To save electrical power? How the HELL does that work? It's not like we all go to sleep at 5 pm!
i seriously DO NOT understand the logic of the time change, however. To save electrical power? How the HELL does that work? It's not like we all go to sleep at 5 pm!
michaelsparkle:
HEy you! Yes you the one that looks like christmas, come over here and kiss me, kiss me! Hey you!
Hi girl.
mmm... peppers are waiting.....
Hi girl.
mmm... peppers are waiting.....
Have you ever had so many emotions stirring inside of you that they almost cancel each other out and you become numb? I'm feeling things I didn't know I would ever feel.... Yikes! Among them: confusion, sadness, elation, guilt, worry, greed, exasperation. This is turning into what Trixie calls a "worry ball" and I don't know how to play that game.
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marley386:
The only thing that ever helps me out of that is light Yoga with concentrated breathing... dunno if that'll help, but even the breathing, counting one (breathe in through nose) two (breathe out through mouth) and repeat. Worst case scenario is your mood will change to bored
G'luck darlin.
G'luck darlin.
amina:
What the fak is a "worry ball"?
um garble garble, speechless. best day EVER. hot hot hot hot hot boy, cemetery, lake, swings, lunch, dinner, movie, tattoos, pumpkins, masks. 12 hour date. i'm neglecting almost everything in my life but it's so worth it right now..... lust lust lust 
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cherryb0mb:
awww, i need one of those best days ever. everything gets old fast when each day is the same as the one before.
violentlyhappy:
glad you are happy again... make sure it's for the right reasons. being single is actually very gratifying once you get past all the sorrow. ok, that wears off too... the grass is always greener.
I'm not being very nice to my body lately. Lack of sleep and food does not a healthy girl make. My mental capacity is sub-par and my will to create is on pause.
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noelani:
Hhhmmm...So THAT'S what's wrong with me. Who knew people needed sleep and food. Thanks! you just solved some mysteries of the world for me. How about we work on it together?
How about we work on it together?
violentlyhappy:
i know exactly how you feel... all play and no exercise makes johnny an unhealthy boy. but at the same time, enjoy yourself while you can... it never lasts too long.
Last night someone gave me exactly what I needed.
And no, it wasn't sex, you nasty-minded perverts!
Best night I've had in a long time.
And no, it wasn't sex, you nasty-minded perverts!
Best night I've had in a long time.
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coushti:
yeah but its so much fun and feels nice... its worth a few cooties
trixie:
are you talking about when i shoved that 10 inch dildo up your ass? Cuz that was HOT.
I wish I could invent a dream-recorder. I'd love to view my dreams during waking hours. Especially my sexy ones!
The Clutch CD that I think is self-titled is really good. I'm not too positive it is self titled, and I lack the mental capacity to discover that right now.
I wish my cat could exist in a parallel universe, with a parallel me who...
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The Clutch CD that I think is self-titled is really good. I'm not too positive it is self titled, and I lack the mental capacity to discover that right now.
I wish my cat could exist in a parallel universe, with a parallel me who...
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violentlyhappy:
u like clutch?! 
you fuckin rock! \m/
you fuckin rock! \m/
mr_fancypants:
the Baroness of Booty?
Driving back from Humboldt today with Trixie was so entertaining.... We went to this rest area by the river because Trixie said it was pretty there. It was warm and the water was so beautiful, we wanted to jump right in. We decided to test the temperature with our feet so in we went. Somehow the sun and the camera made us delerious, and we...
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soraya:
hot damn girl. youz two are crazy!
oh and by the way. that sexy drag king max slept at my house last night. ha. jealous huh?
oh and by the way. that sexy drag king max slept at my house last night. ha. jealous huh?
So Trixie wants sex, and I'm just the man to give it to her. Unfortunately, she once told me that if I tried to have sex with her she'd laugh. Not very nice, but what can you do? I suggested a double ended dildo, but that was rejected. I guess we'll have to get our sex elsewhere. Does anyone know 2 sexy, tattooed, stylish tall...
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evil:
Double ended dildos suck! It's a hard transition to go from real to prostetic. Cyber skin is good! You'll just have to strap it on, the old fashioned way! 
junebug:
Dewd I saw ya in Garage Mag...nice
I had a dream that I had an appointment to get a tattoo done by the guy I want to tattoo me. It was some sort of tattoo I had to get, but I was happy because that meant I would get to talk to him about other work I wanted done.
I also had other, disgusting dreams. Shudder. Nothig like dreaming about making out...
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I also had other, disgusting dreams. Shudder. Nothig like dreaming about making out...
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kestrel:
I would go with all of us, if I were you.
