cheech

Yeah, I know he's here, but I don't know how I feel about talking to a hamster....

See there, Cheech? You always got something wholesome for us SGers to chomp on. You're like that one aunt in everyones family who is really into macrobiotics and spreads the gospel. I for one like it.

I wanna boat to drink on.

So what's your take on the new (and forthcoming) wave of Dr. Seuss movies being produced? I thought the Grinch was a travesty, and in spite of my love of Mike Meyers, the Cat in the Hat looks like it's going to make me upset.

No. The Velvet Underground and Cheech!

I came to the same conclusion about my conversation. But I'm still a social idiot!

The only problem with this whole scenario is that I don't want amphetamines or Lou Reed playing with my testicles when he's bored. Other than that it all sounds pretty groovy.
I'm afraid of New York....don't really want to ever go there. I do want to meet John Zorn though. It's not like I'll have anything interesting to say to him.

Donald Rumsfeld could possibly benefit from a 1966 Lou Reed ballwash. Who knows, maybe Donald would've stuck around The Factory scene and made little films with Andy Warhol instead of laying waste to the world.

"Donald you're so VICIOUS..."

I think what really gets to me about this that of all the bands in the world you would expect to hear things like this about, Phish is probably the least likely, you know? I mean, I've never heard any right wing christian nuts or PC types talk about how Phish was destroying the morals of the nation's youth or something. People just like to hear good reputations get spoiled, I guess...

Even with that devil-bat flanking you in the photograph, you still speak the truth.

I'm reading your Carlos The Jackal story while listening to THE ORIGINAL STACK O'LEE BLUES. That's gotta be some form of omen.

"Hold on loosely, but don't let her go. If you cling too tightly, you might lose control"

GOD BLESS .38 SPECIAL AND GOD BLESS AMERICAN BEER.

Cool story. I always like a happy ending.
Be sure to check out Cherry's journal.

Heavy stuff indeed -- and that is a very disturbing picture when first glanced upon.

Thank you for the bday wishes, monkey!

FINISH THE FUCKING STORY. Throw in a little more random killing and clown cars and you've got a checkmate. That movie with Bruce Willis was downright silly. What manner of beast is that beside you? When and where can I worship this new demon god?

I've always thought it would be fun to set that one to music, especially with the last two lines begging for it as they do. But every melody I come up with turns into "I'm Just Wild about Harry" by the end...

PS, that's a nice dog you got there, feller

1) Sharks - Coz they tend to star in better movies than whales or dolphins.
2) Penguins - Coz they walk stupidly and make me laugh just by looking at them.
3) Panda Bears - Coz they woudn't try to eat me if i bumped into one.
4) Tigers - Coz Tiggers are wonderful things ya know.
5) Kiss - Coz they ain't got a fuckin ugly singer with huge lips.
6) Koalas - Coz Koalas are cuddly, whereas kangeroos will gladly kick the fuck out of you at the drop of a hat.

Thanks. I'm sorry we didn't get to meet. Next time.

Hey Cheech, wassup?

RE: The isopod. Very freaky looking. I never liked anything with too many legs. Jumping Spiders I really love, but big hairy ones give me the willies. Problem is, it's hard to tell just how big the isopod is. The bigger, the better of course.

I saw video footage of a related creature which they called the Arctic Sea Flea. It lives on the bottom of the Arctic Ocean, deep underneath the ice caps, and really does look like a flea, only it's the size of a standard NFL football!!!

Even more freaky than the trapeze crab is the giant Japanese Spider Crab whose habitat is off the eastern coastline around the edge of the Marianas trench. I have seen a preserved skeleton on display in the Natural History Museum of Dublin in Ireland. Imagine a crab body you could comfortably sit on, about a foot, a foot-and-a-half wide between the two futhest points.

Now imagine articulated legs 4 metres long!!!

In the same documentary (it seemed to be focused on strange sea creatures) they had footage of a group of these guys. They move very slowly, and let me tell you, it is just creepy to have these things moving towards the submarine camera knowing that the only reason they STILL look sort of small, is because of the size of the submarine. A small man could probably stand comfortably underneath one and have his head rub the belly of the body. In reality, the pressure of their natural depth would preclude that by having to be in a WALDO.

I think "favourite" smells like O coded it.

... i haven't seen any of those, i've just really loved where the wild things are since i was very, very young. i used to read it every day in first grade. i have all of the mcfarlane figures of the monsters & max, but i haven't really seen any of his other stuff. i think there was a show or something recently, maybe in philly with some of his other stuff...

You tend to write interesting journals as does Alisa...who else? hmmm...I dunno...Gotham usually as well and Chandler...basically everybody on my friends list.

"This stuff will make you a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me"

I don't think Jesse will help Arnold out. Jesse is way more old school show-biz to be dealing with the next Reagan. Arnold is too much of a non-entity. Jesse just has that something extra....pizzazz maybe. He can talk a mean bullshit and can swing those dead cats around. They used to call em snake oil salesman....spinning a yarn....whatever.

Brad Dourif should join the cast of Blues Clues. Either that or my drinking buddy.

I drank a bottle of clear off brand Robitussin today. Tummy HURT.

But the Edgar Varese LP sounds much more......clear.

... i have your profile pic ( at least the start of it) tattooed across my stomach...