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day 217, i am willing to hear any arguemnts for or against me remaining self imposed. the only thing on my mind as far as ending this lovley streak is who sould i let take my celibacy? but as i said i'm still not certain if i am ready to start sexual relation again.

and now for something completly different.....

a man walks into a...
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clara:
I'm saying you have plenty of options so don't panic and over think the whole issue.
smile
giles:
Ok, so I posted this in the wrong place first time round:

Rammstein have actually only translated 2 of their own songs, but they've done english covers of Stripped (depeche mode) and Pet Cemetary (ramones). I've put them on my website along with Das Modell (kraftwerk cover) http://www.nagrom.org.uk/files/rammstein

If you want to check out the english lyrics for their songs try http://www.herzeleid.com it's got pretty much everything you could want to know about them.

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i think i'm losing my mind slowly but surely. i just bought a grilled chicken sandwhicch with bacon tomatos and ranch dressing' along with 2 packs of smokes and a lighter but now i cant seem to find anything and i'm starting to nic plus now i'm hungry
clara:
Did you check the freezer? Sometimes stuff just winds up in there.
confused
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dear diary,
215 days straght on my self imposed celibacy and going strong. i'm curently pontificating giving up my celibacy, but not for certain yet. that is all
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verifythis:
We are going to figure out this party business dammit!

xo sarah
giles:
They've actually only translated 2 of their own songs, but they've done english covers of Stripped (depeche mode) and Pet Cemetary (ramones). I've put them on my website along with a cover Das Modell (kraftwerk cover) http://www.nagrom.org.uk/files/rammstein
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what ever happened to celtic frost?
is it true that they got lost,
in the pandemonium
never to bee seen again
tom warrior fell from a tree in a cherry orchard
martin ain drowned in a cold lake
reed st. mark went to mega therion
and remains there 'till this day
tom warrior is waiting for the emperoro's return
martin ain's trapped in the circle...
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rocket2:
god! indians are sooo weird! tongue
edea:
cherry cherry cherry cherry cherry cherry cherry cherry cherry cherry biggrin
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dig the pond,
without waiting for the moon.
when the pond is finished,
the moon will come by itself
zen master dogen
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nyhcx516:
manslut baby!!!! manslut
edea:
you're both mansluts!
and hallux is your pimpbiggrin
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be aware of yourself and know yourself. no matter how much you have learnedand how much you know, if you dont know your self you dont knowanything. Indeed, if you dont know yourself you cannot know anything else.

people who dont know themsleves criticize others from the point of view of thier own ignorant selves. they considerwhatever agrees with them to be good, and hate...
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edea:
but I don't own thw wizard of oz OR the Wallfrown
clara:
Damn! frown
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THE
RANGE
OF 8 INCHES
LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED
BY
MEMBERS
OF
BOTH
SEXES.
IS
USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
LOOSLEY
FOR
INSTANT
ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF
LITTLE
HAIRY
THINGS
AT
ONE
END
AND
SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
IS
INSERTED,
ALMOST
ALWAYS
WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
SOMETIMES
QUICKLY,
INTO
A
WARM,
FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
IT...
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lefty:
BILL CLINTION???

"im gonna stab your heads off!!"
"...with what?"
".... WITH MY DICK!!! YEAH AND BLOODS GONNA COME OUTTA YOUR HEAD, AND THERES NOTHIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT CAUSE IM A MAD MAN!!!"
luna666:
well its certainly not *your* penis, thats for sure.
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another day another $1. 45. fell at work today and i think i broke something besides my lighter. my ribs are fucking hurting like a mother. 205 days of no sex/self molestation. possibly might even decide to end my streak somtime in the near future. and now its time for a joke. are you ready?


my dick is 13 inches long wink
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i'm a bad baad man, i gotta learn to stop flirting with all the girls i see. prime example tonight on my way home from work i stoped at teh deli to grab some grub. and i flirt with all the ladies that work there, every time i stop by. well tonight one of them gave me her #. and if i was not on...
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verifythis:
I AM NOT A NURSE FOOL! I AM A DOCTOR! *grumbles* tongue
freyja__:
silly could still be silly.
maybe you're just possessed by silly!
*gasp*
wink
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a true test of one's willpower, i have now gone 200 days with out sex or masterbation. this is all a willing choice of my own. there have been 2 lovley ladies that have caught me at moments of weakness and could have ended my sex strike. but do to circumstances they didnt. before i get the usual responses i'll go ahead and answer the...
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nala:
fucked at birth? really?
clara:
Thanks! kiss
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as per Freyja's request i'll be changing my stats till i find one that we both can agee on. since i think my self depricating humor is funny and she doesnt this may take a while.
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menulis:
next time, you need to show me how to do it right, sir. tongue
tryptamine_____:
how's your tongue?
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is it my imagination or does my new profile pic look like feeding time for the bears at the local zoo, and Edea is a tourist?
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roxy:
Maybe it does, but you look awfully cute nonetheless wink
freyja__:
stats: man whore
stats: kissing bandit
stats: i like smooching boys!
stats: 190 days and counting.. (dunno the real #)

c'mon. you know you can think of something good to go there. no self-depreciating bullshit, tho.