i'm a bad baad man, i gotta learn to stop flirting with all the girls i see. prime example tonight on my way home from work i stoped at teh deli to grab some grub. and i flirt with all the ladies that work there, every time i stop by. well tonight one of them gave me her #. and if i was not on day 204 of no sex or self molestation i would probably uh you know. but at leasr i know i still know how to work it. and its cool cause her youngest kid is 16 and her oldest is 24. so if i were to do anything before i leave it will definatly make for an interesting story . and yes ladies and gentlemen i know even though i'm celibate i am a or am i dog? i forget. but i want this journal to be shorter then the last one. hopefully you were entertained by this lite bit of reading. if you were did you laugh, did you cry? were you amused or dismayed? i now return you to what ever you were doing before you started reading this.
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maybe you're just possessed by silly!
*gasp*