Oh man. So I was talking about Carson Daly in my last thing, and I found out something. This Sunday, while I am working at my stupid radio job, Carson Daly will be there. Interviewing my favorite band Good Charlotte. Jesus Christ I need a new job so I don't need to kill myself. This Sunday might be the pinnacle of me hating what I...
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Oh man. I just read what I wrote on Tuesday night. Oh man, I'm fucking stupid. But I did think it was fucking hilarious. I plan on doing much more drunken writing cause I'm far more witty when I'm drunk. Not really. Carson Daly is a fucking suck bag. I wanna drag his face through a cattle trough full of broken glass, then piss on...
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legionnaire:
I haven't laugh as hard as I just did for a long time. You perfectly described my opinion of Carson Daly, and I would pay goot money to watch you do that.
Shamunda is the best. I'm drunk. I wish i had the drinking mioney to drink with shamunda cause i love him. all you dudes are too late. get to me earlier and then i will totally be upstate. i love me some RxQueen and WhosYourLibra but they're too late. Not that it matters. I'm so fucking drunk right now. I wanna make out with someone....
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shamunda:
whoa you are drunk son...
I expect to see you drinking next to me at the bar saturday since it won't cost very much - TIKI discount I promise!
I expect to see you drinking next to me at the bar saturday since it won't cost very much - TIKI discount I promise!
ampersandwich:
Hmmmm, at first I thought you wrote this at 12.50 pm....Id love to get me a job like that!
Who wants to invite me over to their place Sunday night and get me drunk and feed me food all night cause you love me?
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rxqueen:
all i have is raspberry stoli. but i'm out of mixers.
and i'm too poor to go and get more
and i'm too poor to go and get more
champagneofdudes:
Shamunda is the best. I'm drunk. I wish i had the drinking mioney to drink with shamunda cause i love him. all you dudes are too late. get to me earlier and then i will totally be upstate. i love me some RxQueen and WhosYourLibra but they're too late. Not that it matters. I'm so fucking drunk right now. I wanna make out with someone. AIM me if you wanna make out.
Nate
Nate
WHOA!!! The party was rad. You guys all missed out. I got real drunk wrestled with some girl name Cheyenne and went to sleep. It was awesome. Yes, it was literally wrestling, not the kind of wrestling that goes on with peoples sexual organs. I had a lot of fun, I'll post some pics of the party. There are only 3 pictures. I didn't think...
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fang_____:
I just spoke to JohnnysAnAsshole.. we are going to go out manana.. interested?
blud:
please forgive me for not attending,daughter came down with the pinkeye...RAWK!
No, you bags of ass. My party is this saturday. Unfortunately this coincides with and SGNY party in Brooklyn. It's up to you to decide. If you would like to go to mine contact me and I will give you all the info. It'll be cool but I don't know if it will be an SGNY party. Yeah. I think you should all at least...
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shamunda:
I think I will be passing on dressing up and brooklyn so give a holla yo!
thelibra:
there is a good chance i can make it since my dad can't find the Yes tickets. blargh!
I'm not really good at this I figured out. I have a hard time reading and then commenting on peoples journals to maintain relationships and help them grow. I suck. I'm much better in person. I think it's because I'm so fucking hot I feel more comfortable when people can see me.
Oklahoma girl was in this weekend, it was cool. Got drunk, went and...
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Oklahoma girl was in this weekend, it was cool. Got drunk, went and...
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luckyp:
Yup.
Your hawtness makes me grow.
--l*P
Your hawtness makes me grow.
--l*P
legionnaire:
When is your party?
Booze is good.
Yep. THat's pretty much all I have to say.
Booze is good.
Yep. THat's pretty much all I have to say.
Hey kids. I haven't been on much this week. To busy polishing knobs to get money for dinner. Sorry? I guess.
Yeah, we'll be having a party at my place on the 28th. I'll let you know more details soon, our place isn't too big so I don't want it to get out of control. That won't be a problem cause I only have 7...
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Yeah, we'll be having a party at my place on the 28th. I'll let you know more details soon, our place isn't too big so I don't want it to get out of control. That won't be a problem cause I only have 7...
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sweetbuns:
I need some extra money....how's the polishing knobs thingy??
shamunda:
knobs always seem to need a good polishing - like boots.
I am around for the drinking business.
call unto me.
I am around for the drinking business.
call unto me.
I've changed my "handle" as the truckers would say. I had fun last night at Ace. Didn't talk to too many people but had a good time and forgot everyone I met's "handle" except for machfive and I haven't even gone to check his stuff out yet. Thankfully, legionnaire befriended me so the night wasn't a complete loss. Asshole cabbie took us the long way...
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legionnaire:
The champagneofdudes knows how to get me hard. All. Night. Long. OH yeah.
ampersandwich:
Met you on Sat - hope you drank way too fucking much also !
HAHAHA! I'm going to get drunk tonight and it's totally gonna be awesome. Shaft with Samuel L. Jackson is the crappiest movie ever. I want it to be off the television forever. But it's kinda like a retarded kid, you feel bad for looking, but you can't take your eyes off of it. Okay, maybe not. Hopefully Shamunda's cookie friend can get me a good...
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holliday:
I WAS gonna practice my hick...but as it turns out...people can peg me as a Yankee from across the room...so there's really no point.
judypatricia:
You should SEE how gross your signature on my chest looks right about now. Cause it's not like I made an attempt to wash it off or anything yet, because I'm gross. But yeah, it looks horrific cause it's all melty and mean. It looks like a rash.
Jesus. I've been sick for a few days. I'm feeling a bit better today and went to work. Unfortunately I'm broke. I have $54 dollars in my bank account. That needs to last me 2 weeks in an ideal world, but unfortunately that won't happen. I'm gonna have to sell some shit. More than likely I will be selling my cock and balls. Anyone interested?...
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raulbnuttz:
How many Johnny's do you know?
tennille:
if you remember: i bought you a drink...so you owe me your left testicle. (preferably hairless) 
Apparently I'm creepy. I shouldn't of even looked at the newbies group thing. Now I'm just freaking out about how to not be creepy. Then I realized that everything I say, if read by someone who hasn't met me come off creepy. DEAR GOD!!!! What a breakthrough! I'm only creep on paper. All these years I've been thinking I was creepy all the time, but...
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thelibra:
i can swing $5.12 and an old business card right now. but if yr sick, come over for some chicken soup 
raulbnuttz:
Hellz Yeah, BITCH!!!!! 
And you know, the more I think about it, the more I'm with you on the whole Carson Daly thing. He really is the worst thing to happen to television since Tempestt Bledsoe got her talk show in the 80's.