catboner

i love it when i think i fucked up royally on an exam only to find that i got a fucking A.

for lunch i had a gardenburger and actually didnt hate it.

had my annual eye exam after school. waited half an hour after the scheduled appointment time and finally it began. the usual things went much faster than they usually do, but the...
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spreading a little love and tolerance in the world:

me: how was color class?
someone else: gay, gayhomo, assfag even
me: gay
someone else: GLADD is gonna be on our asses after that exchange
someone else: But GLADD always is after ass, aint it?
me: yeah
me: those queers
someone else: Those fucking fagbaskets

no, im not a homophobe, i just find homophobia hilarious.

"Supper Drunk"

quite possibly the best thing ive ever seen written in cement before it was done drying.

in other news: printers are terrible at doing the things i want them to do, especially when other people attempt printing things while my printing has already started, causing me to print all over their improperly sized paper instead of my good paper. then i get frustrated...
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my boss got frustrated trying to change the water filter. before i could offer to try myself, he gave up and sprayed bug spray down under the counter. this meant that i was not going to put my head down there, so i got to turn the water back on and go home. as i opened the door, the air from outside hit me and...
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there has been a dark cold void in my life lately. the new gallery today nearly succeeded in filling it with girl-on-girl action, but alas it did not do the trick. the void can only be filled by one thing: juice. orange fucking juice. i would kill for a glass of it right now.

i was just laughing. loud. about something really really stupid. i feel so dumb now.

sometimes i just fucking HATE work. it can go by quickly, there can be a minimum of asshole customers, and even the tips can be decent. but i still want to do nothing but leave.

and i just get to get up and do the same thing tomorrow. YAY!

today was uneventful.
tonight will be too.

this is a good thing.

so i decided to be lazy and write a paper for one of my classes today and just drop it by the teacher's inbox at school tomorrow. but she didnt show for the class! YAY! i have until monday night to write the paper.

my philosophy of religion test was so damn easy.

in my design class, my project was the only one that the...
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im getting ready to leave this morning and what do i find?!! a jacket in the hamper in the bathroom. a nice jacket that fit me perfectly. no one knows whose it is or where it came from. now i dont have to go buy one.

even on my days off, i set my alarm for around 9:30ish to avoid sleeping until noon or something. 1. i like to have time before preparing for work 2. i feel fucking horrible (headache, etc) if i get more than 8-9 hrs of sleep. i usually turn the alarm off and go back to bed though and seriously regret it later. i didnt do...
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FUCK.

i write something significant, then accidentally close the window before clicking submit.