if all goes according to plan, i should be very happy in the next 24-48 hours.
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theres this place i always go to when im in the mood for a burrito. when you get your burrito, they put a little thing of sauce in the bag with it. for some reason, i'd never use the sauce. today i did, and let me tell you... it was the best fucking burrito i've ever had.
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prudence:
now i'm hungry...
linz:
what! i resent that. i am italian. hence the joke..
ps...hot sauce is where its at. "fire: even...
ps...hot sauce is where its at. "fire: even...
i havent really felt like this in a long time: 
i'm pretty glad it's back.
i'm pretty glad it's back.
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rawr_ima_monster:
Oooooooooooooh.
-Mr ambiguous has a GIIIRLfriend.
Dave
-Mr ambiguous has a GIIIRLfriend.
Dave
joscelyne:
uh oh!!
i'm glad it's back too.
i'm glad it's back too.
ugh
ive got a guitar pick in my mouth and things are all slow.
pyronautica:
You don't want to know what i have in my mouth...*winK*
wow. tonight is like living in a giant pile of disappointment.
and why did they butcher the profile stuff?
and why did they butcher the profile stuff?
alright. i'm fuckin' going for it. no more waiting. no more fucking hesitation.
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rawr_ima_monster:
taking the GODDAMN DRIVER'S LICENSE TEST?
-somehow, I fear not.
Dave
-somehow, I fear not.
Dave
rawr_ima_monster:
that's cool, even if its not the thign you're tlakign about.
-Driving is good fro getting from one place to another, which facilitates meeting people in places.
Dave
-Driving is good fro getting from one place to another, which facilitates meeting people in places.
Dave
my tongue is still burnt from the too hot cup of coffee i had 2 and a half hours ago. i fucking hate when this crap happens.
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meempants:
oh yeah? I quit smoking a week and a half ago and have been sucking on altoids pretty much nonstop since then. The effect of this has been to burn the first layer of skin off my tongue through the sheer overwhelming power of mint. So be careful out there.
morgan:
People should contribute to the "keep morgan rich fund" too.
fuck you quilt show. you bring a large amount of old people to town with you, which brings a large amount of old people into my work. old people are generally not fun customers. fuck you quilt show.
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meempants:
I hates me some old people. Grrrr.
mistersatan:
I couldn't agree more.
*goes to 7-11 to see if they carry revenge*
*goes to 7-11 to see if they carry revenge*
no offense, but if youre going to comment, don't do things that make my journal look all stretched out and ugly, thanks.
why do i always have to be so fucking unsure of myself?
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sidspencer:
because you're socially retarded.
like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
like MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
meempants:
cuz you're not a monkey. I bet monkeys never have this problem. stupid monkeys.
the day began with me groping a very very small man's naked body for three hours.
then i had a burrito.
then malcom x got cast as me.
then i did very poorly on a test, i just know it.
then the porn shop was a big letdown.
then i had a burrito.
then malcom x got cast as me.
then i did very poorly on a test, i just know it.
then the porn shop was a big letdown.
pyronautica:
woah woah woah, tell me more about this very small man's naked body...
rawr_ima_monster:
you are hurting my brain again.
-ouch.
Dave
-ouch.
Dave
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