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morgan:
yeah, but "weapon of choice" is still much cooler with christoper walken.
mistersatan:
Dude, what is it with you and pee twins? Besides, everyone knows poop twins is where it's at.
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last night was absolutely wonderful. i can never look at anything the same way again.

nina:
DMT?
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people just get weirder and i seem to get more depressed.
pyronautica:
Not weirder than me!!! WOOODHSOOSOJDOKODFOO!
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YAY! i get to work at 6 in the morning tomorrow. and i still don't have my wallet back!!!!

this is the best week ever!!!!
mistersatan:
No it isn't, and you're obviously a retard with a shark fetish.
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you may one day suspect that you are indeed a good person.

then you will be reminded that you do not own a foam rubber police car.
mistersatan:
Congratulations. I am now officially jealous of you.
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i recently discovered that headphones can also be used as microphones. i suspect much time wasting in the next week.
mistersatan:
Yes, but can they also be used as a toilet?
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and sometimes completely uneventful days are the best ones ever.
mistersatan:
Especially when you spend them shooting coke into your dick.
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it was pouring rain all night last night, but for some reason we had twice as many kids coming to the door this year. it was a huge pain in the ass just walking three blocks from my house to a party, with an umbrella, but kids were out everywhere getting candy. that's pure fucking dedication.
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at work today, i had the same song on repeat for the entire shift. neither the boss, who was there the whole time, nor any of the customers, some of whom stayed for quite a while noticed. and it wasn't a very good song either.
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i just got up. the air is orange. sunlight is even more orange. its not overcast, its smoke.
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today nothing really seems worthwhile. maybe i'm just tired, but i honestly don't have motivation to do anything at all really.

however, i did trim my pubes.
sacred:
funny ah ah skull
clara:
Pubes, right.

*adds to list*