WELCOME TO MY MONSTER UPDATE!
(as this post will be FULL of lovely imagery, you have the pleasure of a spoiler, just because i'm so damn nice.
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(as this post will be FULL of lovely imagery, you have the pleasure of a spoiler, just because i'm so damn nice.
clicky-clicky to read on!
SPOILERS! (Click to view)
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ugh, my sleep pattern is SO fucked up right now.
jakdlsfkdlfklsfjklsdajflsafd.
anyway.
just thought i'd share, as everyone else seems to be all asleep and whatnot.
MASSIVE UPDATE coming your way tomorrow. with pichas, foo'.
because some of you asked for it, i leave you with a link to THE MOST DISTURBING IMAGE OF ALL TIME, at least in my humble opinion. PLEASE NOTE:...
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jakdlsfkdlfklsfjklsdajflsafd.
anyway.
just thought i'd share, as everyone else seems to be all asleep and whatnot.
MASSIVE UPDATE coming your way tomorrow. with pichas, foo'.
because some of you asked for it, i leave you with a link to THE MOST DISTURBING IMAGE OF ALL TIME, at least in my humble opinion. PLEASE NOTE:...
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overshadowed:
em... yeah... ok... I concur on the most disturbing image of all time thing. Let me go hide somewhere for a bit.
krrn:
oooh dinner party!!! yayayaya!
lets do that! we can watch fraggles AND jem, cos I have both!
lets do that! we can watch fraggles AND jem, cos I have both!
karma sucks my asshole.
i scoffed at the drawing someone had done of their still-born child (um, crrepy-wierd?) and then i saw the most disturbing image of all time, the lotus-flower nipple. i'm glad i didn't read the urban legend that went with it--the image was bad enough. and yes, i realize it's fake. doesn't matter. still fucking terrifying.
i hate you, karma.
hate.
can't...
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i scoffed at the drawing someone had done of their still-born child (um, crrepy-wierd?) and then i saw the most disturbing image of all time, the lotus-flower nipple. i'm glad i didn't read the urban legend that went with it--the image was bad enough. and yes, i realize it's fake. doesn't matter. still fucking terrifying.
i hate you, karma.
hate.
can't...
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lolablu:
Now I have to know what the lotus flower nipple is.
morrigan77:
We need to hangout when I get to NYC on October 22! I'll be there for a week! Can't wait to see you!
actual conversation betwixt my roomate and i, not 5 minutes ago (i found it terribly amusing).
"did you see the bottle caps i flattened out today? they're cool, but i can't think of what to do with them sans jewlery findings."
"nipple clamps?"
"yanno, i thought of that."
"they're sorta the same size though--you may as well write 'GOOD BEER' on your nipples."
*pause* "if...
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"did you see the bottle caps i flattened out today? they're cool, but i can't think of what to do with them sans jewlery findings."
"nipple clamps?"
"yanno, i thought of that."
"they're sorta the same size though--you may as well write 'GOOD BEER' on your nipples."
*pause* "if...
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verandi:
nalgenes are magical.
anteros:
Well 'Hello' to you as well and thanks for the comment! Yeah, the uncle thing is pretty cool. I gotta catch a flight back home this weekend to see the new squirt and spend some quality time playing with her "big" brother (he's not quite 2
). Glad to see the appreciation for the efforts of TeamRockstar. I'm mostly the team grunt; the real kudos go to the rest of the team, but they're great people and a blast to hang with. Since you're in Brooklyn, maybe we'll officially meet next time I get off my lazy butt to visit Tmronin, Girlie and NBK66
I'M BACK!
well.... back to SG--I'm stuck at home, packing and laundering and the like until Wednesday, when I shall (at long last) return to my fair city. my grimy, dirty, busy city. mmmmmm..... I simply cannot wait! it about time.
camp was great and all, but sometimes it's all too wholesome.... and I say this after claiming all summer that the summer camp I...
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well.... back to SG--I'm stuck at home, packing and laundering and the like until Wednesday, when I shall (at long last) return to my fair city. my grimy, dirty, busy city. mmmmmm..... I simply cannot wait! it about time.
camp was great and all, but sometimes it's all too wholesome.... and I say this after claiming all summer that the summer camp I...
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nefaria:
yay! you're back...and i'm gone...make los angeles a stop on your tour and we'll party!
vixen:
Vellllllcome back darling!!! 
I FUCKING HATE MONEY.
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karebeer:
i hate the lack of it even more.... ♥
mike_doughty:
aw, thanks bay-bee 
hah! i just found out i got straight As in my classes this semester, despite all the partying and all-nighters and whatnot.
i suppose this means i'm smart or something.
bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
♥jess.
i suppose this means i'm smart or something.
bitchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
♥jess.
pharmgirl:
Congratulations on the grades!
I haven't had straight As in years.
I haven't had straight As in years.
stella_marie:
see- you should go out more often
ah! i'm not dead. i swear.
i feel like finals have been going on for a month now.
oh wait.
they have.
....but this week is a good one (already), and i'm rewarding myself for (almost) making it through my first year. huzzah!
so much to report.... i'm completely overwhelmed with where to begin....
(which means i'll just procrastinate).
♥jessika.
oh, and p.s. -- malloreigh...
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i feel like finals have been going on for a month now.
oh wait.
they have.
....but this week is a good one (already), and i'm rewarding myself for (almost) making it through my first year. huzzah!
so much to report.... i'm completely overwhelmed with where to begin....
(which means i'll just procrastinate).
♥jessika.
oh, and p.s. -- malloreigh...
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retroactivwe:
An early congrats on school I give you you.
Why I'm channeling Yoda, I have no idea.
Not right in the head, I am.
Why I'm channeling Yoda, I have no idea.
Not right in the head, I am.
brinny:
ummmm your hotter!
fuck drinking til you puke, or having to eat something disgusting.
you ain't be hazed until you've been to artist's boot camp.
12 solid hours of lugging and climbing and running and writing and painting and rigging and chainsmoking and throwing your back out.
all for the hope that you'll be able to pay to be an artist.
♥jess.
you ain't be hazed until you've been to artist's boot camp.
12 solid hours of lugging and climbing and running and writing and painting and rigging and chainsmoking and throwing your back out.
all for the hope that you'll be able to pay to be an artist.
♥jess.
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broadwaybee:
Let me know when you want your hurr did.
tmronin:
awwww..thx!
running out the door to go shoot a rock band - but i'll drop you a line later tonight!
running out the door to go shoot a rock band - but i'll drop you a line later tonight!
i am going to start a feminist hardcore band called "the luffing labias".
we shall enter the stage in a vagina-shaped sailboat.
♥jess.
we shall enter the stage in a vagina-shaped sailboat.
♥jess.
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vyeseleph:
You=delightful
eleven26:
Hey, good to meet you last night!
hooray for 600 girls!
so many beautiful women! gee, when i joined i think there were like... 563, or something like that. jumping up like crazy! whew.
also: i am addicted to ebay. and MAC makeup. oh boy.
♥jess.
also: i am addicted to ebay. and MAC makeup. oh boy.
♥jess.
vwwitch:
i believe that ebay is the devil ....
i am officially spring breakerized!
first of all, many thanks to everyone who wished me luck.
today i received an e-mail from missy.... my initial application was accepted!
now there is much more work to be done.... whew! i've got a lot of things to do in preparation for my next shoot.... hah, like find a photographer.
i also posted some of the extra shots...
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first of all, many thanks to everyone who wished me luck.
now there is much more work to be done.... whew! i've got a lot of things to do in preparation for my next shoot.... hah, like find a photographer.
i also posted some of the extra shots...
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b1ll:
Nice pics, holmes...
mrstars:
Hi,
hey i stumbled across you in a newbie section and thought id check your pics out.
hey how glad am i that i did!!
you should be the next best sg for sure!!!!
also you are an amazing photographer and artist. i think youre pretty amazing actually.
MrStars
hey i stumbled across you in a newbie section and thought id check your pics out.
hey how glad am i that i did!!
you should be the next best sg for sure!!!!
also you are an amazing photographer and artist. i think youre pretty amazing actually.
MrStars
thank you for your comments...and i see that yes...we do have the COOLEST bday! and you are from manch...i know a lot of people from there...when were you there??