you - "I swore that day that I would never turn down another offer for s'mores, and I never have."
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that is hilarious, and i also (dont remember ever being discouraged from taking food from strangers... my dad was black, and my mom italian, maybe thats why....) never turn down food being given away, that might be the reason why im about 230lbs but i think the bigger reason is im lazy =P
I found some more articles about the pirate attack. If you haven't read the article, it's in the journal previous to this one.
Apparently, these pirates weren't totally retarded-- they had put out a false SOS, hoping to lure the captain of the luxury ship into a trap where they could board.
The smaller boats were just a dozen pirates, frustrated by the captain's refusal... Read More
Fucking speedboats versus a LUXURY CRUISE LINER. Imagine that. Fifteen pirates in two speedboats armed with RPGs and assault rifles talking about, "let us board so we can rob and/or rape you," and the captain of the vessel is all, "uh . . . (pretends to think about it) . . . nofuckyou. (To his pilot) Ram them," and... Read More
Many of the folks who come by this page regularly sent birthday messages or presents to Sophie this week. You helped make her birthday a great one, and made her smile many times over. Thank you for that.
You are a reminder that despite the bullshit that goes along with being naked on the intraweb, there are a (metric) fuck-load of outstanding human beings that... Read More
Sophie and I have an uber-mouse. The mice came up from the basement/surrounding area this fall, and we put out traps. The first two days we killed two mice, but since then, we've had this one little fucker who is far too crafty for mere mouse traps.
He's bold, too-- he comes out into the open when we're sitting there, and looks at us like,... Read More
If this is truly a special forces mouse, the mouse to end all mouses, a mouse ninja, then perhaps he must be captures alive. Check this out:
Steve Smith's Humane Mousetrap.
I've never tried it, but it looks like it just might work. Then you could see if he (or she) wears a little black hood or night vision googles. Or not. Just watch out for the mouse-sized throwing stars.
I couldn't find a picture of the mob boss, but i always thought this guy was cute :
do you remember the halloween episode where they were in a haunted house and that red buddy lived there? i think bugs did his hair for him.
i've always wanted him to style my hair but i hear his prices are through the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, we don't need no wata let the motherfucka burn
But wherefore do not you a mightier way
Make war upon this bloody tyrant, Time?
And fortify yourself in your decay
With means more blessed than my barren rhyme?
Now stand you on the top of happy hours,
And many maiden gardens yet unset
With virtuous... Read More
What's up homie?
Got a question...How do you do spoilers. I would ask the help dest, but they take too long to get back and when they do...well...I shouldn't say anything bad.
I'm tellin you right now...As my daughter gets older...I'm gonna be freekin out man!!! She's so dang cute right now, I'm gonna be in for some sleepless nights. Sleepless nights I tell you!!!!
She's alredy talking about boys and she's only 5 y/o. I remember one time when I was partying with some friends and one of the girls looks over at me and said..."If you were a girl would you be a slut?" I said "Hell Ya!!!" (tipical guy responce) Now I feel like this is all starting to come back to me. My daughter is so much like me in so many different ways it's almost scary. But so dang cool at the same time.
I'm trying so hard to give her lots of love and attention, and to instil good values. As a parent, we think we're not gonna make the same mistakes our parents made, and that could be true, we'll just make different ones unfortunately.
I got rid of my old friends for the same reason. Got tired of dealing with all the BS. I was raised with biker brothers who understand the "brotherhood". and when I was with my "gangsta" friends it was not like that at all. All they wanted to do was get drunk and fight each other. I thought that was so stupid. I couldn't comprehend that. After I excelled in every venture and scheme we got into and of course I was the oldest, tallest, and the only "white boy" in the crowd, the jealousy began to grow. Then one thing led to another, well you get the point. SinceI smartened up and left that scene, they've either been shot, or ended up in prison. I guess everything does happen for a reason after all.
I'm just glad to have at least one or two friends around here who understand and share the same loyalty we do. I'm glad I'm getting a chance to get to know you.
PS,
And I don't regret it for a second either!!!
Let me know if there's anything I can do for you!!
MAGE, 20 months old, and RIVER, almost 5, are sitting at the kitchen table with CK, 35. Several pieces of colored construction paper and markers are scattered on the surface.
Patience is indeed a virtue..but not so much for those who don't have the ultimate responsibility for the younglingss..how you been? I am busy taking my ease in Montreal, Kendoing 3 times a week and trying to plan my retirement...
When I lived in Los Angeles, I used to walk past this particular homeless guy every day-- he always sat on the landscaping at the side of a bank that I walked past on the way to work and to train (which was... Read More
The weather is starting to turn; Fall is coming. Here in Lawrence, Kansas, we've had a nice pattern; a crisp day or two sandwiched between several warm ones-- Kansas isn't sure which side of the seasonal slope it is on quite yet. Appropriately, I am writing this sitting on my porch,... Read More
I once told this actress that "film is forever." She had the hardest time getting mentally focused and prepared for her scenes. That was how I always felt about rehersals, but I couldn't understand how you didn't get amped when it was showtime; the take she was about to do might follow her for the rest of her... Read More
do you remember the halloween episode where they were in a haunted house and that red buddy lived there? i think bugs did his hair for him. 
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
that is hilarious, and i also (dont remember ever being discouraged from taking food from strangers... my dad was black, and my mom italian, maybe thats why....) never turn down food being given away, that might be the reason why im about 230lbs but i think the bigger reason is im lazy =P
missssssing.