Well, fuck it. I've decided to join the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy. Below is the resume I sent out this afternoon. It's actually pretty cool how it works; you call a phone number and some guy says, "who are you and how did you get this number?" You say the name of the friend who referred you, and after a few months, some guys throw you...
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lixy:
Your fucking funny...and I call ass leg!
XOXXX
XOXXX
zerofallout:
you guys wanna hear some shit.
neck face graduated from SVA last year. he went to my school. And i was having sex with this australian girl that worked at saintmarx comics who used to date him.
she moved back to australia tho,,, and took my Sais!!!! that bitch.
neck face graduated from SVA last year. he went to my school. And i was having sex with this australian girl that worked at saintmarx comics who used to date him.
she moved back to australia tho,,, and took my Sais!!!! that bitch.
If you like tatoos, check this photo gallery out:
http://www.alexwilsonphoto.com/galleries/tattoo2/
The photographer is my boy Alex. He's awful good, and the black baby Jesus loves him.
http://www.alexwilsonphoto.com/galleries/tattoo2/
The photographer is my boy Alex. He's awful good, and the black baby Jesus loves him.
tequilaraymax:
Hey Dude,
Thanks for your post in my journal a few days back (re: my story in IamSick's journal)...
Sorry I missed it before.
Nice tattoo stuff, for what it's worth.
I'm waiting on the cash for two sizeable jobs myself.
Thanks for your post in my journal a few days back (re: my story in IamSick's journal)...
Sorry I missed it before.
Nice tattoo stuff, for what it's worth.
I'm waiting on the cash for two sizeable jobs myself.
You know what I did today? I was a post-post-modern alchemist. I turned horrendous client direction into "doesn't suck." Apparently the client (the name in Name Agency) is hands-off on *every* project except the website (my deal). I don't know what it is about websites that make people who dont have good ideas think that they should be in the mix. This client doesnt do...
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chris_sick:
many of those things i did in fact know, or simply did not care about at all.
did you know scientists at the university of Bonn in Germany have created a fundemental memory core for a qunatum computer by stringing casieum atoms together as they are suspended from a laserbeam?
this amuses me, since i love both the Fatherland and quantum computers(at least in theory).
thanks for the.... other.... facts.
meanwhile.
the best part of that was coming home and clicking on your comment and saying to myself "what the fuck is this asshole... oh yeah. oh cool, that's awesome."
did you know scientists at the university of Bonn in Germany have created a fundemental memory core for a qunatum computer by stringing casieum atoms together as they are suspended from a laserbeam?
this amuses me, since i love both the Fatherland and quantum computers(at least in theory).
thanks for the.... other.... facts.
meanwhile.
the best part of that was coming home and clicking on your comment and saying to myself "what the fuck is this asshole... oh yeah. oh cool, that's awesome."
Helene is my goddaughter; she turned 4 years old yesterday. It was a fine day. In her words, she had a "pahdy at schuow." This Saturday she is having a dress-up party for her cadre of lackeys . . . oops, I mean 'friends.'
Helene is quite the little gal; I honestly have never met a more stubborn or hard-headed bossy-ass little kid. I know...
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Helene is quite the little gal; I honestly have never met a more stubborn or hard-headed bossy-ass little kid. I know...
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chris_sick:
i should've never made/taken that call. no. help. whatsoever.
chris_sick:
you know what.
you should write the future phone story.
that was awesome.
you should write the future phone story.
that was awesome.
cklarock:
Phizotos
cklarock:
I heart my photoshop's head
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tygertyger:
Oh man, the TTX is a fine, fine piece of hardware. I''ll read and comment on the rest of your gigant-entry later.
And... Bahahaha! Sneakernet is rad. asreal just gave me some new music by that very protocol.
And... Bahahaha! Sneakernet is rad. asreal just gave me some new music by that very protocol.
sophie:
hey you!
thank you thank you for posting in my journal and the absolutely awesome e-mail yesterday. i haven't written you back yet because i haven't had time to read the whole thing and then about all those places that sound soooo cool!
dude. you're very cool. i really didn't expect so much great info so quickly. you're one of the only people around making this move easier for me.
thank you!
Sophie
thank you thank you for posting in my journal and the absolutely awesome e-mail yesterday. i haven't written you back yet because i haven't had time to read the whole thing and then about all those places that sound soooo cool!
dude. you're very cool. i really didn't expect so much great info so quickly. you're one of the only people around making this move easier for me.
thank you!
Sophie
cklarock:
Mostly digital, some physical media
Here's a couple of tracks I shared with the DJ group: This is from the Jesse Jackson Five, a band I was in. I DJed as (contact).
http://www.jjfive.com/online_tracks.htm
Circia 2001? Breakbeat -->Jazz-->Soul. On track #2, you can hear how we'd often break the band all the way down, and let the DJ mix to the drummer. It doesn't really translate on a crappy 20-something k...
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http://www.jjfive.com/online_tracks.htm
Circia 2001? Breakbeat -->Jazz-->Soul. On track #2, you can hear how we'd often break the band all the way down, and let the DJ mix to the drummer. It doesn't really translate on a crappy 20-something k...
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brookelynne:
your art is amazing... 
The eyes in the one for Ethan and the curious tattoo girl ...
The eyes in the one for Ethan and the curious tattoo girl ...
cklarock:
Thank you, BL.
Hi. Im new to SG and have been lurking around, and thought Id start my journal here. I know that normally, one wouldn't just make his first post to a new site some radical fire-brand sure-shot-fight-starting shit, but I straight don't give a FUCK.
I ain't scared. Fuck it: *Pirates are cooler than ninjas*.
Yeah, I said it. But I can back it up: In...
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I ain't scared. Fuck it: *Pirates are cooler than ninjas*.
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tygertyger:
Arrrr!!
Fucking A, man.
Arrrr!!
Fucking A, man.
cklarock:
What do you think-- do commandos = ninjas?
A commando told me once, "the only real ninjas are the Special Forces," but I think commandos can do a lot of stuff ninjas can't do, like destabilize governments, train counter-insurgency rapid-strike teams, set up state-of-the-art satellite communications sytems in areas where the pinnacle of technology is having *two* donkeys, and (of course) HALO jumps with nuclear weapons strapped to their chests..
Also, if a commando group deploys to target via sea, doesn't that make them pirates by default?
LL Cool J once said he was the ninja of rap, and I believe the brotha. But his new album makes me like ninjas even less. Especially ninjas of rap. He's not even close to the greatest of all time. Here comes Rakim to beat his ass with a Boogie Down Productions album.
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A commando told me once, "the only real ninjas are the Special Forces," but I think commandos can do a lot of stuff ninjas can't do, like destabilize governments, train counter-insurgency rapid-strike teams, set up state-of-the-art satellite communications sytems in areas where the pinnacle of technology is having *two* donkeys, and (of course) HALO jumps with nuclear weapons strapped to their chests..
Also, if a commando group deploys to target via sea, doesn't that make them pirates by default?
LL Cool J once said he was the ninja of rap, and I believe the brotha. But his new album makes me like ninjas even less. Especially ninjas of rap. He's not even close to the greatest of all time. Here comes Rakim to beat his ass with a Boogie Down Productions album.
[Edited on Sep 29, 2004 3:09PM]
[Edited on Sep 29, 2004 3:10PM]
I was thinking about what kind of cover-job could I get that would let me kind of space-out while I'm at work, and spend my time thinking about the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy while I'm on the clock. I've come up with a few ideas:
1) Strike-breaker
2) Air-Traffic Controller
3) Skylight Installer
4) Stress Tester for the fold-out trampolines that the Krazy Klowns use to catch that one clown when he jumps out of the "burning" building
Thoughts?