champagneofdudes

working overnights is an excellent excuse to drink at 7:00 am

you coming tonight?

how was bbq fucker?

Y~!

Sorry I missed the madness, I am a sick jackass with a sick . I promise next time I'll come I promise!
PS legionnaire as usual has a very good point. I think as long as we also mock our own physical deformities it's all good.

"badical"
Yes.

i had a fucking fabulous new year's. that's all you need to know.

You should tell all the british chicks you're a norman and you're going to conquer them. Totally worked for me!

Happy New Year!!!

Alright you little dicktrickle...merry fucking christmas to you too!!!

Here's a tidbit...I actually used the phrase, "fixin' to" in my journal yesterday...please fucking save me!!!

And yeah, there's no arguement here...I'd gladly have a drunken night with the champagne of dudes...no question!

Aw, poor you, a free trip to England?

Try, at least, to have fun. And hey - England's not all bad - they put meat in pies there!

Blue Smoke overrated, my friend bartends there and I drink for free, and he admits the BBQ ain't that good.

I can't recommend Biscuit enough though.

And don't worry about this weekend, wound up having a blast .

Anyway sometime when I'm back in the city we should go to biscuit. I'm not sure how it competes with OK, but I don't think you'll be disapointed.

It competes fairly well with TN BBQ. Which is my favorite.

Ahem. I'm offended that you don't think Jack Black has major sex appeal! Just wait until Girlieand I wrestle for him.
AND you can NEVER underestimate the sex appeal of a good sense of humor!!!!! It's logarithmically more powerful that physical features!
As for BBQ... sadly I haven't experienced any in NYC. Can you believe that, knowing who my friends are???!!! But my fave in DC is Old Glory!
Have a FAB time in LONDON!!!! And Happy Christmas!

--l*P

That's my point, she IS considered a plus sized model & she's one of the hottest ones out there. She's like a 12 or 14, and in chick terms, that's considered "plus" - I consider that "normal", and this topic is not just about women, but men too - there ARE issues with size, most of the peeps (esp the men) that the wonderful LuckyP mentions are comedians. An interesting fact I was thinking of when answering your post. But with women, most arent to be made fun of (excpet for say bette midler), but that's a side note.

Rock on Carre Otis, you hot hot lady!


Y~!

You're right, she doesnt look plus at all, tis the point.

But you're right, there arent a sweeling number of "big guys" seen as anything but jesters.

Fucking thinnies.


Y~!

you should really consider genuinely liking yourself more.
it's the missing ingredient to your total and complete radness.
and, i mean, people like you already. it only gets better from here.
xo

update

You might be one of those people, but you're not. See you tonight, loverboy.

Dude, the autobiography of Malcolm X is your favourite book. That rules out any creepiness and rules in a lot of awesomeness.

Hey, I'm from Colorado! If it was CU that got beat, I'll be okay. If it was CSU I'll, well, actually I hate Colorado. Booya!

Yeah, my face is going to be all up in that party this weekend.

I know where Monument is, but add me to the list of people who are probably better off for not knowing where Black Forest is. I rep Fo Co, but to the lowest possible extent. Keep it on the DL.

Go to Stoke Newington and hang out with my high school friends at the pub. Go to camden to buy mushrooms (they're legal!) See the crown jewels....theyre hokey but pretty and shiny!

Wow! Nice mustache!

Was that an invitation or a threat?!? ... either way; YES PLEASE!!!

I'll comment on your last journal, but I'm going to do here just despite your previous entry. Our cat was named Seymour but he hated our apartment and we just moved into a new place that doesn't allow pets so we gave him to Sarah's aunt last week. That's what I know about cats named Seymour and long sentences.