champagneofdudes

if i could kill my job i would. i don't get paid enough to put up with their bullshit. they think since they give us a raise to an almost liveable wage that they can shit it my mouth and call it a sundae. they have changed my schedule at the last minute 4 weeks in a row. i got a call last night at...
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DRUNKEN SAD JOURNAL!!!!! YOU HAVE BEEN DELETED!!!!!!!!!

do you ever get the feeling that you're wasting your life on booze and a crappy retail job? me either, thank god. otherwise my life would be a complete waste of space.

if dre says get it crunk, we will get it crunk...
crunk...
crunk...
crunk...

i just got my phone turned back on...i know you guys have been calling and calling just trying to...
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happy valentines day everyone. i missed the anti-valentines shindig because my stupid job can't make up it's fucking mind. so i went to bed after working my overnight and went to sleep about noon on valentines morning. then i slept all day, exchanged text messages with my would be "valentine," then ate some pasta, borrowed 20 bucks from the roommate so i could eat and/or...
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I just got finished with my hangover. My head hurt so bad i thought i was gonna die. but i'm better now. thank you z100 for providing me with free bayer.

i met some people that worked at GQ last night. That was funny. I liked them though cause they bought me beers. Then there was this other guy and i was like, Holy shit!...
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i'm in the midst of a crazy day and i should be sleeping, but since i'm retarded i'm playing on the internet. I'm a genius!!!! so anyway, not much exciting going on. had on okay weekend, spend a night in for once. it was actually quite nice. i watched some crappy movies, played on the internet, hung out with roommates. fairly uneventful but nice nonetheless....
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Well kids. I didn't exactly follow johnny's advice from my last journal, but I didn't deny him either. I just wanted to decide whether I wanted the job or not before I took the drug test. So instead, I just went and took the drug test and can decide sometime before March 5th if I actually wanna do it or not. Unfortunately, there is an...
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i know it's a litte quick for me to post another journal already but this is serious. So...say you go to a job interview and you think everyone there is totally lame and you feel like you are 10-20 times smarter than the person interviewing you. but in the end you impress them with your fantastic charm, sharp wit and rugged good looks and they...
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Oh man...what a weekend!!!

Okay, so It wasn't that exciting. There was good, there was bad and there is still a mysterious bruise hanging around. I'll spare you all the depressingly stupid details but they involve a girl I've been on a few dates with over the past week or so. Opportunity only presents itself a few times a decade for me and sometimes I...
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Well, in case you were wondering Assault on Precinct 13 is fucking amazing. I haven't seen so many people getting shot in the head in a very long time. Good work DMX and crew.

It's so fucking cold in my apartment i think i'm going to throw up. Seriously, it's 10 fucking degrees outside and our heater isn't working. I'm such a pussy, i feel...
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hey there party people. whats going on? awesome. i got a new laptop with a wireless card. now i can have the internet anywhere i want. pretty awesome huh? all you assholes probably already know the wonders of wireless, but it's new to me so back off.

I'm headed out to see the detroit cobras tonight. i would skip it if i didn't buy my...
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Here is a transcript from a recent AIM conversation with my friend...i think it's pretty funny, but probably not.

GDJ: yeah, thats why i don't have a vagina

GDJ: i would be impracticle with mine

GDJ: i'm not worried about others noticing, i just wonder what i could put in there

GDJ: small woodland creatures?

GDJ: a toothbrush and toothpaste for those occasional weekend trips?...
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