Mmm, wasabi peas. 
Rules for being in New York City:
1. Let me OFF before you try to push your way ON.
2. Get the fuck out of my way.
3. Keep moving. There will be another tall building to stare at in amazement on the next block.
4. Shut the fuck up, no one wants to hear your business.
5. Do not bring your 4 toddlers everywhere...
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1. Let me OFF before you try to push your way ON.
2. Get the fuck out of my way.
3. Keep moving. There will be another tall building to stare at in amazement on the next block.
4. Shut the fuck up, no one wants to hear your business.
5. Do not bring your 4 toddlers everywhere...
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oki:
hahaha. i don't relate because i live in the fucking country but for some reason it made me laugh. 
throatneedle:
'....and the Jew's claw!'
'....and the Jew's claw!'
Have you had it up to HERE?
Customer Disservice
Check it out.
I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!
Customer Disservice
Check it out.
I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore!
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twwly:
Taxidermied duckling???!!
I want to see pictures!
I want to see pictures!
fenchurch:
aw, shucks. well it's the thought that counts darlin, seriously i'm never disappointed when people are like 'I would have blah blah....the thought is good enough for me, and taking the time to express it. Thanks love.
Dude. 
I saw a license plate last night that said:
IMRIKJMS
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
That is all.
I saw a license plate last night that said:
IMRIKJMS
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
That is all.
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twwly:
That's fuckin hilarious.
I love my apartment.
I love my boyfriend.
I love my cats.
I love my new yoga mat.
I love my job.
I love my Dad.
I love my friends (you know who you are).
I love New York.
I love my curls.
I love my hookah.
I love my hamsters.
I love the autumn.
I love my fishies.
I love Olive's Cafe.
I love...
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I love my boyfriend.
I love my cats.
I love my new yoga mat.
I love my job.
I love my Dad.
I love my friends (you know who you are).
I love New York.
I love my curls.
I love my hookah.
I love my hamsters.
I love the autumn.
I love my fishies.
I love Olive's Cafe.
I love...
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vyeseleph:
Your wish is my command.
wuvmonki:
Aaaah the love. Can't beat that.
Meh.
1. Dan's starting Law School tomorrow. This means Girlie's gonna have a shitload of free time. Yay: I'll see more of my friends whom I love dearly. Boo: I'll see less of my hot boyfriend whom I love dearly.
2. I started my Get-Back-On-Track-at-the-Gym movement today. I was all pumped up! Nothing better than feeling your sneakers hit the treadmill to the beat...
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1. Dan's starting Law School tomorrow. This means Girlie's gonna have a shitload of free time. Yay: I'll see more of my friends whom I love dearly. Boo: I'll see less of my hot boyfriend whom I love dearly.
2. I started my Get-Back-On-Track-at-the-Gym movement today. I was all pumped up! Nothing better than feeling your sneakers hit the treadmill to the beat...
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minsc_and_boo:
2 things
1. why are you not in the hamsters group?
2. do not underestimate the power of my hamster army!
1. why are you not in the hamsters group?
2. do not underestimate the power of my hamster army!
shayne:
so's that a holy crap... in a good way or a freaked out way? you're not afraid of mannequins are you? 
At 23, I'm a broke housewife and mother of four, struggling to get my old body back in the midst of paying bills and preparing dinners.
WTF?
:hamster:
WTF?
:hamster:
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mei:
"miss?"
but i'm back, dear!
but i'm back, dear!
billydog:
4 children, now that's a lot! 4 cats not so much
old body back? your current one is just fine- unless something drastic happened since your pics
at least you get to cook+pay bills in Brooklyn
old body back? your current one is just fine- unless something drastic happened since your pics
at least you get to cook+pay bills in Brooklyn
The bitch is back!
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apex_tiki:
welcome back.
natalie:
you are too sweet!
~Natalie
~Natalie
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lydia:
Ooh, snazzy!
Have fun!
Have fun!
fenchurch:
Ooh la la, have fun lady!
So, um....yeah. 
1. I've been MIA as of late, for many reasons....mostly laziness. I wanna get back in the SG Groove. So here I am.
2. Broke as shit - in fact, beyond broke. I owe Citibank and Dan obscene amounts of money, and it doesn't look like it's gonna get better anytime soon. I guess I'll just have to be patient and frugal. Two...
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1. I've been MIA as of late, for many reasons....mostly laziness. I wanna get back in the SG Groove. So here I am.
2. Broke as shit - in fact, beyond broke. I owe Citibank and Dan obscene amounts of money, and it doesn't look like it's gonna get better anytime soon. I guess I'll just have to be patient and frugal. Two...
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legionnaire:
THe hookah lounge... that's brilliant. There are a bunch of good hookah bars in NYC, one of which is right around the corner from my apartment.
Your list of things that you've eaten while stoned had me literally laughing my ass off - I've done the jam with a spoon before, but have you ever sprayed whipped cream directly into your mouth from the can? I've eaten an entire bag of chocolate chips and an entire box of cereal in one sitting, too. Yep, THC can be dangerous stuff.
Your list of things that you've eaten while stoned had me literally laughing my ass off - I've done the jam with a spoon before, but have you ever sprayed whipped cream directly into your mouth from the can? I've eaten an entire bag of chocolate chips and an entire box of cereal in one sitting, too. Yep, THC can be dangerous stuff.
thelibra:
i eat jam with a spoon on a regular basis.
Dude, I REALLY need to make more time for SG.
Fucking hell.
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ampersandwich:
Im sooooo damned jealous of hell....
