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I'm led to believe that clapping in a song can sometimes make a song that much better.

Can anyone think of examples that would prove this to be true?


If not, feel free to pee here. I need all the warmth I can get tonight (brrr...).

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spankenstein:
*puts bongo's down and snaps fingers*
tic_tac_toe:
I know that the Hokey Pokey sure wouldn't be the same without the clapping...

that's what it's all about.
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Lazy, lazy day...

My opossum friend was sick with dysentery. The night before he tried to convince me he was a vampire. He went and found a gallon of pig's blood and guzzled it down. I don't know where he got it, but he found a gallon of it somewhere at 4 in the morning and in less than a half hour's time. I said...
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nugget:
*takes deep breath*

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now you should be worried.
jupiter6:
just wait for the wind reunion tour... you won't know what the fuck hit you!
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"I was all dressed up like Elvis from HELL! HELL!"






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loathingmypurity:
elvis is good. hell is better.
loathingmypurity:
To pickle an icicle, would be to have a froze prick.
You'd be caught like a tongue, had you given it a lick.
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A voice sizzled and bubbled out of the furthest depths of the sea and burst in a vaporized cloud over the rugged little fishing boat of Aurelio Miletti, who was still shaving, cream caked on one side of his bristled face, the other side glazed and wet, when he stormed out to see what was the matter and found himself enveloped in a metallic mist...
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earplug6947:
i find some comfort in that you are up right now too.
robosushi:
ha, actually its usually the opposite with me... I usually have lots of things going on, then when I go to put it in a journal, I cant forget everything
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I am going to kill you




tick tock

tick tock

tick tock



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uswer8024082082084:
oh no
oh alright
that means you have the fellini funeral all ready for me?
uswer8024082082084:
oh no
oh alright
that means you have the fellini funeral all ready for me?
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John the retard, who rode a three-wheeled bike with a broken bat in the metal basket, passed by a bunch of us kids along the river bank...

It was a miserable day. Nothing special: hot and humid like every day that summer. We were delirious and bored to death. We'd spent the whole day riding around our bikes in hopes that a breeze or gust...
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earplug6947:
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
I always get in trouble when you bring it round
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay it down.
I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin'
Down the proud highway
Yeah, I'm runnin', I'm runnin', I'm runnin'
Down the proud highway
And as long as I keep movin'
I won't need a place to stay.

Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
I always get in trouble when you bring that round
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay it down.

Well I'm here to deliver
I hope you can read my mail
I just escaped last night
From the memory county jail
I see your box is open
And you flag is up
My message is ready
If there's time enough.

Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay your big spike down
I always get in trouble when you bring it round
Motorcycle Mama
Won't you lay it down.
tic_tac_toe:
I have a feeling there could be another fight very soon over who is the boxman's best friend...

So the town's id was unwittingly killed by its ego, but not without some guilt and shame, ultimately creating a superego. Everyone learned something that day. Or not. Did you grow up in Xenia, Ohio?
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John the retard.

That's what everybody called him.

John the retard that rode a three-wheeled bike around town.

Everyone would make fun of the bike. It looked like it had been assembled in a machine shop somewhere out of scrap pieces. Green and rust colored it was. It had a big old metal basket on the back too. I don't think the guy could ride...
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_michael:
nervousness has been traded in for reluctance.
fear has been traded in for apathy,
and my mouth is dry.
digdug:
What Did You Do?!?!!?
You stole 37's crown?!?!?!
How dare you!!!!!!
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Mutton Chops,
dandelion soup,
Milton Bradley and his bovine paradise
things to think to ingnore
the list goes on...

humor me, Chesire catty
you grin, you tell me.
tell me about the girl,
the green glass bottle
that you saw explode through her delicate fingers,
this broken young girl with a crooked spine,
by a stocky, leather-faced, musty
moth-eaten, wool wearing man of 30 going...
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wildsite:
cool. please write erotic poems for the words!

i like your shadow pic to.

B-)
joyrider:
fist fight in 11th grade:

breezeway at lunch. danny steps up, swinging because i flicked his ear in chem lab. i laugh he hits me. i hit him back. eventually we get broken up, sit in detention for a week.
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I traveled to San Jose
a pitstop at Half Moon Bay
saw little more than nothing
but I'm not complaining...

I thought of this on the way:

A warm, welcoming bed,
somewhere,
for mine cries 'lonely'
and complains that it's cold.

*rolls eyes*

I tell it not to worry
with my body
I will give you warmth
if you hold me up
we'll hide under...
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jjay:
Hey do you read all the this stuff anyway? You myfriend are the biggest thing on this site besides the naked girls...I think I've found a role model......maybe
thirsty:
hwilliams, monks, g. parsons? jesus.

it's not often one picks out a car crash soundtrack.

come down here when it's hot so we can laugh at architecture.

flat topped bldgs here are a funny in joke.

if you like physics and beer,

or even if you don't,

t
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First memory fragments:

I must have been three,
orange tanktop,
white shorts.

a trip to the beach,
coast of Japan
the sunlight diffused
getting closer to noon.

There was my my father,
he was wearing glasses,
smooth blonde hair
grey blue eyes.

There was my mother,
young, beautiful,
dark long hair,
big bright smile.

The three of us at the beach,
no one else was...
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thirtyseven:
that's all i ask for, my sweet love hangover. kiss
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"oooh...Boring."

**shadow puppet of a dog...walking**

"that's very funny."

**shadow puppet of two firemen on steroids doin' it**

"that's puuurdy."

**shadow puppet of Calvin Coolidge combing his hair**

"ahhhh!"

**shadow puppet of yesterday's sunrise**

"Bravo! Love that guy."

**shadow puppet of Herman Melville laughing after finishing the last chapter of MOBY DICK**

"She wasn't thinking that was she? Naughty girl."

**shadow puppet of Joan of...
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thirtyseven:
*barely audible*
uhm .. maybe .. ahm .. any phil collins song?
*bites lip and stares intently at intricate design on floor tiles*
earplug6947:
i also would have accepted: (voice from _poltergeist 2_)
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We stopped at an all night diner off another highway only twenty miles or so from where we carjacked the truck from the fella who may still be laying back there on the road, unconscious. Not that we really care about the guy. Once the road passes out of our vision, we are only concerned with the next bit of fun. Sound familiar? It should!...
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throatneedle:
Five Easy Pieces..good shit! Karen Black was so hot...
takeshi21:
You have some of my favorite journal entries. I have nothing more profound to say.