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Friday Jan 10, 2003

Jan 10, 2003
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Dear World,

Well, I believe it was Sebastian in The Little Mermaid that said, "Eh. Fuck dat shit."

Oh wait, maybe that wasn't him. Nevermind.

Ah, and sorry to hear about that burning sensation.

That's just my boot up your colon. It should go away when I do.

mistersatan:
HA! That's right, shove that boot up there and don't take it out until you get what you're after.
Jan 10, 2003
olivia:
thank god for you biofemme. you're the best.
Jan 10, 2003

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