Upon Grrlhavoc's request, this is Chapter 3 (Approxiamately) of The Adventures of The Bionic Femme, the collection of fictional short stories that I am working on. This is what my book will be like. It's long, but bear with me!
Chapter 3: Cybernetic Espionage
It seems that I have been 20 years old for 800 years, and that for at least 799 of those years,...
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Chapter 3: Cybernetic Espionage
It seems that I have been 20 years old for 800 years, and that for at least 799 of those years,...
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I met Volkov7 last night!
He was a really cool guy, with pink hair! We met at the Oxygen Bar at Valencia and got all high and oxygenated. I've long since learned that there are two things at the oxygen bar that will get you good and high. 1) Herbal cocktails with extra shots of kava-kava 2) 25 minutes of Euphoric scent.
Mmm.
He cracked...
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He was a really cool guy, with pink hair! We met at the Oxygen Bar at Valencia and got all high and oxygenated. I've long since learned that there are two things at the oxygen bar that will get you good and high. 1) Herbal cocktails with extra shots of kava-kava 2) 25 minutes of Euphoric scent.
Mmm.
He cracked...
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grrlhavoc:
will you be my night in shining armor and slay the evil dragon for me 
I have been trying for an hour now and he keeps killing my sucky ass
I have been trying for an hour now and he keeps killing my sucky ass
d:
I like to live vicariously through your journals...
people do care.
I remember seeing how down you were a bit ago and now see how well things turned around for you...
It helps me out as I go through a shitty phase...thanks.
p.s. Sorry to bring up some negativity...take care.
people do care.
I remember seeing how down you were a bit ago and now see how well things turned around for you...
It helps me out as I go through a shitty phase...thanks.
p.s. Sorry to bring up some negativity...take care.
Some horribly retarded straight girls came to the club on Thursday.
My club was having what they call the "drag races" right? Five guys get up on the stage, dress in drag, have talent competitions, and the prettiest, most talented drag queen gets 100 bucks.
So as the competitors got on stage, these five Abercrombie girls got behind me and started yelling "Eww you guys...
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My club was having what they call the "drag races" right? Five guys get up on the stage, dress in drag, have talent competitions, and the prettiest, most talented drag queen gets 100 bucks.
So as the competitors got on stage, these five Abercrombie girls got behind me and started yelling "Eww you guys...
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trilobyte:
Whether they're in a gay club or straight club or mixed club (do they have those? where everyone can go without feeling any more out of place than usual?), or just on the street, they shouldn't be mocking. ever notice how the really moronic people can only even do that in groups? it's like they don't have enough wit to be mocking and mean on their own, so they wait til they have friends around them to get things going...
grrlhavoc:
aww doodlebug...u are taking a LONG nap
Idea for starting line of a story:
"I like my women like I like my books: lying flat on their spines and easy to read."
"I like my women like I like my books: lying flat on their spines and easy to read."
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olivia:
ive read all of michelle tea's books. and some short stories too! and yes, i want to come 
grrlhavoc:
grrr..i just had a dream about someone i didnt want to have a dream about 
why did i do that?!?!
why did i do that?!?!
Fragment #66
Many's the time
I've wished I, O
gold-crowned
Aphrodite,
had luck like that.
-Sappho
__________________
Shall I know?
Shall I know honey and
milk
under the tongue of
another?
-Me
_________________
From my unsent book, Lipstick Anarchy:
Distance is my opposition;
Only prayers reach
My goddess
_________________
Funny how a fragment from two years ago is applicable now...
Many's the time
I've wished I, O
gold-crowned
Aphrodite,
had luck like that.
-Sappho
__________________
Shall I know?
Shall I know honey and
milk
under the tongue of
another?
-Me
_________________
From my unsent book, Lipstick Anarchy:
Distance is my opposition;
Only prayers reach
My goddess
_________________
Funny how a fragment from two years ago is applicable now...
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grrlhavoc:
god why must my roomates fight so much????
i text message your phone wiht a ?...did u get it?
i text message your phone wiht a ?...did u get it?
volkov:
BOO! hee hee hee
God, done with another hour long whackfest thanks to Grrlhavoc.
Don't worry, I ALWAYS wash my hands.
Anyway, I think I would like a mini-adventure today. I'm off to a cafe on Valencia street to finish the last few chapters of Michelle Tea's Valencia. Yes, this is mildly corny. On the other hand, I feel so lucky to actually live in the city she talks...
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Don't worry, I ALWAYS wash my hands.
Anyway, I think I would like a mini-adventure today. I'm off to a cafe on Valencia street to finish the last few chapters of Michelle Tea's Valencia. Yes, this is mildly corny. On the other hand, I feel so lucky to actually live in the city she talks...
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grrlhavoc:
MMMM too bad i interrupted your whackfest with my text messages hahahahaha
I have to go have dinner with friends now but I will see u online or call you when i get home....
I miss you
edited to add 3 eyed alien...a must!
Liza
[Edited on Mar 04, 2003]
I have to go have dinner with friends now but I will see u online or call you when i get home....
I miss you
edited to add 3 eyed alien...a must!
Liza
[Edited on Mar 04, 2003]
grrlhavoc:
pretty girl
Rebel Girl!
Rebel Girl!
Rebel Girl you are the queen of
My world!
So right now Grrlhavoc and I are talking on the phone and playing Flogging Molly's drunken lullabies at the same time.
Michelle Tea is reading next week! I'll be in the front row with a lighter and a foam hand saying she's number one. She is such an inspiration. I'll admit that...
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Rebel Girl!
Rebel Girl you are the queen of
My world!
So right now Grrlhavoc and I are talking on the phone and playing Flogging Molly's drunken lullabies at the same time.
Michelle Tea is reading next week! I'll be in the front row with a lighter and a foam hand saying she's number one. She is such an inspiration. I'll admit that...
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grrlhavoc:
Did u get the text message i sent u on your phone??
__mimi:
The only thing I know how to say in Tagalog is:
"Sinong nanay mo??!??"
courtesy of an ex-girlfriend. Hopefully you'll get to hear that too
"Sinong nanay mo??!??"
courtesy of an ex-girlfriend. Hopefully you'll get to hear that too
Talked with Grrlhavoc for hours again last night with all the lights off and me swaddled in my comforter like a little caterpillar. Caterpillars are these tiny, fuzzy black bundles of fluff, and that's what my head looked like peeping out from the covers. She said if she would have been here she would have cuddled me and played with my hair. I know I...
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volkov:
oh! this is the other song your journalpost had gotten stuck inside my head....one of my favorite Cure songs ever!
The Caterpillar
Flicka flicka flicka!
Here you are
Cata cata cata!
Caterpillar girl
Flowing in
And filling up my hopeless heart
Oh never never go
Dust my lemon lies
With powder pink and sweet
The day I stop
Is the day you change
And fly away from me
You flicker
And you're beautiful
You glow inside my head
You hold me hypnotized
I'm mesmerized...
Your flames
The flames that kiss me dead
and I think Grrlhavoc would agree
oh and guess who just bought a bus ticket!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
The Caterpillar
Flicka flicka flicka!
Here you are
Cata cata cata!
Caterpillar girl
Flowing in
And filling up my hopeless heart
Oh never never go
Dust my lemon lies
With powder pink and sweet
The day I stop
Is the day you change
And fly away from me
You flicker
And you're beautiful
You glow inside my head
You hold me hypnotized
I'm mesmerized...
Your flames
The flames that kiss me dead
and I think Grrlhavoc would agree
oh and guess who just bought a bus ticket!
yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
mistersatan:
La Femme Bionique-
Catch me on AIM sometime- wanted to talk shop with you, if you don't mind. Had some questions about writing for moneys. And you definitely need a vacation to refire what burns inside you- it worked for me. I had me a fucking rockstar blast in PDX this past weekend (check me previous journals) and my writing has been really good lately, according to the people who've read it.
Catch me on AIM sometime- wanted to talk shop with you, if you don't mind. Had some questions about writing for moneys. And you definitely need a vacation to refire what burns inside you- it worked for me. I had me a fucking rockstar blast in PDX this past weekend (check me previous journals) and my writing has been really good lately, according to the people who've read it.
I had a dream last night that Grrlhavoc and I ran away to a far away place with nothing but a ration bag of Rice Krispy Treats. And then we fucked in a treehouse. The childhood theme: cute or obscene? You decide.
We were saying on the phone the other night that i'm now so horny my body will spontaneously combust and annihilate everything with...
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We were saying on the phone the other night that i'm now so horny my body will spontaneously combust and annihilate everything with...
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desidia:
keep me informed, you are my officail xenosage reviewer. Grrlhavoc rocks, so does FFX (except for the final boss)
wishing you happiness.
xoxo
your lesbro
wishing you happiness.
xoxo
your lesbro
g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
Childhood theme = cute!
Buy Grrlhavoc a plane ticket!!!
Childhood theme = cute!
Buy Grrlhavoc a plane ticket!!!
So Grrlhavoc and I talked for FIVE hours last night! We are such men, we were talking about our fave PS2 games and we were like "Huh huh, this one game is cool 'cause you get to blow shit up and you get a lot of guns." I think she is soooo hot and so much fun...man, wouldn't that be funny if I moved to...
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grrlhavoc:
hehe im putting interesting shit on the boards today
volkov:
It is the curse of global communications that it has become easier to find kickass people...who live zillions of miles away.
You'd be surprised. there are parts of Texas where you would fit right in, no problem. Houston isn't bad as far as that goes, but I cannot reccommend it's weather or city planning (traffic etc.) but apparantly there are some cool people there!
most of them end up moving to Austin though. I think you'd possibly like Austin.
and you might be 5/2" in stature but you measure 8'4" in presence....so if I seem to be looking up and away when I am talking to you...don't worry. I am not trying for dramatic pose...merely some confusion.
countdown. 5 days. I am perusing the Greyhound site at this very moment actually.
v
You'd be surprised. there are parts of Texas where you would fit right in, no problem. Houston isn't bad as far as that goes, but I cannot reccommend it's weather or city planning (traffic etc.) but apparantly there are some cool people there!
most of them end up moving to Austin though. I think you'd possibly like Austin.
and you might be 5/2" in stature but you measure 8'4" in presence....so if I seem to be looking up and away when I am talking to you...don't worry. I am not trying for dramatic pose...merely some confusion.
countdown. 5 days. I am perusing the Greyhound site at this very moment actually.
v
Each day that I read Michelle Tea's writing, I become more like a teenybopper on fanatic. She signed one of her books for me and put, "Great hair. Love, Michelle."
Michelle Tea is my literary hero. We write almost in the exact same style, about the exact same topics. We have the exact same sense of humor. Only I think she's better because she's older...
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Michelle Tea is my literary hero. We write almost in the exact same style, about the exact same topics. We have the exact same sense of humor. Only I think she's better because she's older...
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melissa2:
If I come to SF can I meet you.......?
prettyb0y:
Yay for Bfemme stories and yay for writing. The best stuff comes, when you're only writing for yourself, even if some of it may be to personal to share.
Didn't do much yesterday. Just drowned myself in homework so much that I fell asleep at an early hour and now i'm up and ALERT at 6am. Wow, this may never happen again.
Went downtown yesterday and FAO Schwartz is closing. I can't believe it! I guess that just shows that in the same way myth began to wane from the world after WWI, so...
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Went downtown yesterday and FAO Schwartz is closing. I can't believe it! I guess that just shows that in the same way myth began to wane from the world after WWI, so...
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possession09:
hey lady..
let me know what happened to grrrhavoc okay? why is her membership gone? why was i not informed?
well, anyways...let me know..
hope your doing well.....
you could always scale down the building and then have grrlhavoc catch you as you leap madly into her arms...
lol.have fun
let me know what happened to grrrhavoc okay? why is her membership gone? why was i not informed?
well, anyways...let me know..
hope your doing well.....
you could always scale down the building and then have grrlhavoc catch you as you leap madly into her arms...
lol.have fun
g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
It would be a legal marriage in Vermont!
Here is my take on things. Marriage is good!
When you have sex with someone, you share a part of your soul with them. If it is just casual sex, then a part of you is ripped off when they leave. A long term relationship, however, give your soul and their soul time to grow together. If you do part after a couple of years, they rip part away but enough stays to grow back, kinda like a starfish that is ripped in half and can grow into two starfishes. Casual sex just rips more and more away.
Marriage should be until death do you part. My wife and I will have been married for 9 years in April. Its been rocky a couple of times but we have stuck it out.
If you have two souls growing together and nurturing each other, it is an amazing thing! I really do believe that you will find the girl of your dreams.
It would be a legal marriage in Vermont!
Here is my take on things. Marriage is good!
When you have sex with someone, you share a part of your soul with them. If it is just casual sex, then a part of you is ripped off when they leave. A long term relationship, however, give your soul and their soul time to grow together. If you do part after a couple of years, they rip part away but enough stays to grow back, kinda like a starfish that is ripped in half and can grow into two starfishes. Casual sex just rips more and more away.
Marriage should be until death do you part. My wife and I will have been married for 9 years in April. Its been rocky a couple of times but we have stuck it out.
If you have two souls growing together and nurturing each other, it is an amazing thing! I really do believe that you will find the girl of your dreams.
cool story