So i'm in Texas. Texas makes me laugh, this place is the most sexually repressed state in existence. On the plane we were given passenger safety information cards that said, "In event of emergency, be sure to follow oral commands immediately."
Um...
So yeah. Grrlhavoc is approximately 200%hotter than her already hot pictures. Uh huh. She is sosososo very funny and sweet and cuddly, I...
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So yeah. Grrlhavoc is approximately 200%hotter than her already hot pictures. Uh huh. She is sosososo very funny and sweet and cuddly, I...
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gil:
Yeeeeeeeeee-Hawww
fallen1carus:
now what's with all this beating around the bush then? where's all the hot lovin' in this story?
In a few hours, I will be flying to Texas to meet Grrlhavoc on her birthday!!! I am excited and really nervous. Hopefully the plane will not crash and I will not get SARS on the trip. That totally would happen to me now that i've found the perfect woman.
I've got to run and do my laundry. I shaved.
I also got Golden Sun...
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I've got to run and do my laundry. I shaved.
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olivia:
oh my godness i'm so excited for you!
i hope you have an awesome time. if the two of you start acting all shy to each other when you first meet, i will kick you both in the nuts. HAVE FUN!!!
i hope you have an awesome time. if the two of you start acting all shy to each other when you first meet, i will kick you both in the nuts. HAVE FUN!!!
cobalt:
Lungfull is a pretty good mag - when I live in NYC, I took a couple workshops at the Poetry Project..the guy who runs Lungfull is very active in the scene there and used to run a lot of poetry readings at this little bar called the Zinc. I write a lot of poetry myself but don't submit any - someday I'll self publish my own work. I don't know how your poetry is, but your prose rolls right of the page of your journal...keep it coming and have a fantastic trip in your Hooker Bra!!
GAAAAAH!
I'll update when I get some time!!!
I've had a good journal entry swimming around in my head for days now, just haven't had the time to get around to writing it.
I'll be back soon. Maybe tonight even. Promise.
I'll update when I get some time!!!
I've had a good journal entry swimming around in my head for days now, just haven't had the time to get around to writing it.
I'll be back soon. Maybe tonight even. Promise.
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cobalt:
Ah, well you had a good run of very intriguing journal entries for a bit, so everyone needs a break!! Hope your day turns out to be saucy...!
indie:
what have you been up to?
Today was a good day.
There was an open house event at a community center for lesbians 23 and under, I went and saw almost every girl from school there. A lot of them worked for the center as interns. They were all really nice to me and we hung out, and i'm going to try writing for the zine the community center publishes. They're...
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There was an open house event at a community center for lesbians 23 and under, I went and saw almost every girl from school there. A lot of them worked for the center as interns. They were all really nice to me and we hung out, and i'm going to try writing for the zine the community center publishes. They're...
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grrlhavoc:
Off to work here in a bit...MUAH
kickstand:
lol AWESOME hiaku girl
HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD! THIS IS A SEX BUST!!!!!!!
I couldn't take it anymore, really. It was 3am. The loud upstairs neighbors were fucking like there was no tomorrow. Their badly selected loud music hid nothing. I was tired of listening for hours to this straight woman's moaning. After a while, I wondered if she was really enjoying herself. She would moan so loudly, like...
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I couldn't take it anymore, really. It was 3am. The loud upstairs neighbors were fucking like there was no tomorrow. Their badly selected loud music hid nothing. I was tired of listening for hours to this straight woman's moaning. After a while, I wondered if she was really enjoying herself. She would moan so loudly, like...
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claudia:
i hope that you get laid too. sexual frustration always results in bad decisions and ugly people in your bed the next morning. or at least for me. whatever. apparently my ghettofabulous name is Abraham D. what kind of shit is that? i don't want to be the father of christianity.
grrlhavoc:
ok...why do you own a white cardigan???
Influences:
1 Mail order bride mother
1 Father obsessed with cryogenics a la Doctor Evil
1/3rd of life spent in ghettos of San Francisco, living on the same floor of the building that three drug induced murders occurred in
1/3rd of life spent in the suburbs of Kansas with rich and high class sitcom families
1/3rd of life spent in small conservative farm town in...
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1 Mail order bride mother
1 Father obsessed with cryogenics a la Doctor Evil
1/3rd of life spent in ghettos of San Francisco, living on the same floor of the building that three drug induced murders occurred in
1/3rd of life spent in the suburbs of Kansas with rich and high class sitcom families
1/3rd of life spent in small conservative farm town in...
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cobalt:
I was floating around the site and checking out various journals of folks I don't know and stumbled upon yours, one of the most interesting that I've seen!! Very intriguing. Props for liking HD, one of the most underrated Twentieth Century poets. I see why you like her work, your prose has imagistic elements, particularly the images of you in a Kansas Airport. I'll be back to read more from time to time...thanks for sharing your thoughts thru this public journal.
volkov:
the grass is green everywhere but under mine own feet I think.
so I keep moving.
I think "finding one's self" is such a strange term.
I'm like "you find me fucker! can't be hard. I'm standin' right here! you see me!?!?"
I think it's important to KNOW one's self. but finding one's self. what the hell is that? and if you know what you like and seek out others who are the same..that can be cool. it can be a source of security and stability...and it can be a flase sense and it can be stagnating and self defeating...like all things it's best moderated with outside influence and an open minded heartsoul. and I know you know better.
and really I was just stopping by to say HI and give you a
*HUG!*
and wish you well on your trip to lovely Texas. to get yoself some Tex-ass!
wish I could be there for it, but I'll try to write you from London or some such.
*hugs*
v
so I keep moving.
I think "finding one's self" is such a strange term.
I'm like "you find me fucker! can't be hard. I'm standin' right here! you see me!?!?"
I think it's important to KNOW one's self. but finding one's self. what the hell is that? and if you know what you like and seek out others who are the same..that can be cool. it can be a source of security and stability...and it can be a flase sense and it can be stagnating and self defeating...like all things it's best moderated with outside influence and an open minded heartsoul. and I know you know better.
and really I was just stopping by to say HI and give you a
*HUG!*
and wish you well on your trip to lovely Texas. to get yoself some Tex-ass!
wish I could be there for it, but I'll try to write you from London or some such.
*hugs*
v
Catastrophes that have befallen me this week:
1) A hacker charged 3,000 dollars to my credit card when I bought the plane ticket online to go visit Grrlhavoc, and now my family wants to kick my ass because my card was under my aunt's name and they think I fucked up her whole credit history...my mom also didn't know about the surprise trip to Texas...oops!...
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1) A hacker charged 3,000 dollars to my credit card when I bought the plane ticket online to go visit Grrlhavoc, and now my family wants to kick my ass because my card was under my aunt's name and they think I fucked up her whole credit history...my mom also didn't know about the surprise trip to Texas...oops!...
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grrlhavoc:
Why the hell were u up so early? do u have class that early? Get your yahoo fixed so i can see u
grrlhavoc:
Why the hell were u up so early? do u have class that early? Get your yahoo fixed so i can see u
Ew. I had a job interview today. 
I was nervous and may not have made the cut. And if I didn't, I will need to hurry up and look for a new place to stay since I won't be able to stay at this one in a couple of months. The chick giving the interview was someone I worked with before who always flirted with...
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I was nervous and may not have made the cut. And if I didn't, I will need to hurry up and look for a new place to stay since I won't be able to stay at this one in a couple of months. The chick giving the interview was someone I worked with before who always flirted with...
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dhill1:
If theres anything worse then a standoffish dyke I cant think of it. They all talk about how inclusive their community is, only too totally ignore anyone who isnt just like them. I say fuck em. You should make some friends thru this site, seems like there is some cool people in the SF area on here.
volkov:
definitly part piglet, though I detect more than just a little bit of tigger in there too.
I wish I was in Texas when you were! however I will be in London, of all places, during those dates. I am getting back in time, perhaps, for the prom, so I might try to make it out to SF again, but not sure. one way or another we'll hang out again.
and besides...methinks I wouldn't want to disturb you while you are in Texas. I imagine you will be busy...with...scissors and such.
yeh the hostels are kinda still thinking that people go there to foster international community and whirled peas when all they want is a cheap place to sleep. I like the hostel mission, but most people who stay there couldn't care less. youmight actually find it easier to work at a regular hotel. not as many interesting people though.
and if ANYONE can get hired on beefcake factor, it's you. woot!
I understand. at least you haven't been sleeping alone...on a bus! that's even worse...especially when there is a cute girl sleeping on same said bus four rows back on the other side. *lesigh*
but at least tonight I sleep alone in a bed.
you shouldn't have to struggle to fit into the local dyke cliche...er I mean clique. if they were smart they would be struggling to fit into....er...with you. that's never gonna come out right.
*HUGZARAMA!*
v
I wish I was in Texas when you were! however I will be in London, of all places, during those dates. I am getting back in time, perhaps, for the prom, so I might try to make it out to SF again, but not sure. one way or another we'll hang out again.
and besides...methinks I wouldn't want to disturb you while you are in Texas. I imagine you will be busy...with...scissors and such.
yeh the hostels are kinda still thinking that people go there to foster international community and whirled peas when all they want is a cheap place to sleep. I like the hostel mission, but most people who stay there couldn't care less. youmight actually find it easier to work at a regular hotel. not as many interesting people though.
and if ANYONE can get hired on beefcake factor, it's you. woot!
I understand. at least you haven't been sleeping alone...on a bus!
that's even worse...especially when there is a cute girl sleeping on same said bus four rows back on the other side. *lesigh*
but at least tonight I sleep alone in a bed.
you shouldn't have to struggle to fit into the local dyke cliche...er I mean clique. if they were smart they would be struggling to fit into....er...with you. that's never gonna come out right.
*HUGZARAMA!*
v
Episode #8977890987: Girls gone tame, Bionic resistance against the war.
So I just performed the biggest disappearing act ever in SG history, lol. I went to Southern Cali for spring break and MAN did it suck ass.
First, I went with three of my friends that always act like old women, whom I will now refer to as the Golden Girls. We drove to Santa...
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So I just performed the biggest disappearing act ever in SG history, lol. I went to Southern Cali for spring break and MAN did it suck ass.
First, I went with three of my friends that always act like old women, whom I will now refer to as the Golden Girls. We drove to Santa...
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swingkitten:
This is one of the best journal entries I have ever read.
theslant:
Maganda indeed.
Why couldn't my dad be like your dad?? All my dad was interested in, really, was science and cock fighting. Such is the wayward mind of a filipino farmer.
Hope to hear another installment in the Bionic Pinay saga.
Why couldn't my dad be like your dad?? All my dad was interested in, really, was science and cock fighting. Such is the wayward mind of a filipino farmer.
Hope to hear another installment in the Bionic Pinay saga.
Yesterday I felt like a true hero, I volunteered at a shelter/art studio for the poor and tried a tampon for the first time! Aw hell yeah. I'm gettin' Bionic on yo' ass.
So I volunteered at a place in the Tenderloin that is a free art studio for the homeless. They can come in, create paintings, sculptures, or silkscreens. Then the art is auctioned...
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So I volunteered at a place in the Tenderloin that is a free art studio for the homeless. They can come in, create paintings, sculptures, or silkscreens. Then the art is auctioned...
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astrid:
The shelter/art studio sounds wonderful. I've never heard of anything like that before. It's such a great idea. It gives me the warm fuzzies just thinking about it. Would you mind telling me the name of the place?
astrid:
Thanks hun! That place just sounds so awesome, I wanted to know more about! Plus I want to find out if there's anything like it close to where I live.
Caption: Me trying to seduce Grrlhavoc like whoa.
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cherryb0mb:
awwww.
grrlhavoc:
call me when you wake up pretty girl 
Takin' a poll:
So there's this comedy writing competition and the funniest piece gets $10,000. All the professors at my school told me I should enter, which made me happy.
So i'm asking you guys, especially the long time readers: What are the funniest journal entries you can remember? Was it Vaginal Ghost Stories 1 and 2? Cybernetic Espionage? 8 Reasons You Should Not Be...
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So there's this comedy writing competition and the funniest piece gets $10,000. All the professors at my school told me I should enter, which made me happy.
So i'm asking you guys, especially the long time readers: What are the funniest journal entries you can remember? Was it Vaginal Ghost Stories 1 and 2? Cybernetic Espionage? 8 Reasons You Should Not Be...
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mistersatan:
"Nooooobody knoooows..."
That STILL gets me.
That STILL gets me.
grrlhavoc:
BABY I STILL CANT KILL THAT FUCKING DRAGON 