I want a baby. A bionic baby. With soft, fluffy hair.
Not right now, though.
When my mom was pregnant with me, she was scared i'd turn out to have my dad's blonde hair and blue eyes and nobody would believe she was my mom, they'd think she was my Asian nanny.
I don't look like either of them at all. But I have 100%...
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Not right now, though.
When my mom was pregnant with me, she was scared i'd turn out to have my dad's blonde hair and blue eyes and nobody would believe she was my mom, they'd think she was my Asian nanny.
I don't look like either of them at all. But I have 100%...
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catculus:
mummies are good!
ver0nika23:
moms rock
Make it stop. Now.
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catculus:
*makes it stop*
ok
ok
misterseeon:
what? where? how?
Meh. Forget it. In place of my old journal entry, hum the Golden Girls theme song to yourself.
ponyboy_curtis:
I've been kicking around the idea of making a t-shirt that says,"breeding won't save you". Sounds like you might like one of those.
bionicfemme:
lol. I need one that says, "I'm a good person and I don't look like total ass, please develop a crush me."
From what part of the Heavens, from what Idea
did Nature take the model to derive
that lovely face of charm by which she chose
to show down here her power up above?
What fountain-nymph, what woodland-goddess ever
let such fine hair of gold flow in the breeze?
How did a heart collect so many virtues
the some of which is guilty of my death?...
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did Nature take the model to derive
that lovely face of charm by which she chose
to show down here her power up above?
What fountain-nymph, what woodland-goddess ever
let such fine hair of gold flow in the breeze?
How did a heart collect so many virtues
the some of which is guilty of my death?...
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g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
You can grow up and be wise and not be old. Just never forget to have fun. Always be a kid.
You can grow up and be wise and not be old. Just never forget to have fun. Always be a kid.
bionicfemme:
Thank you tryptamine! Ach...i'm consistenly a fireball o' love or doom...mostly it's love. In cases like Malady, it's hellish doom.
Thank you all for your encouragement and nice words. I do admit that I lost a bit of control, but sometimes I like losing control. It lets me know i'm still alive. 
I only went in guns blazing because Malady started calling me various names and stereotypes. I wasn't angry because he disagreed with me, but angry with the cliches and stereotypes he tossed my...
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I only went in guns blazing because Malady started calling me various names and stereotypes. I wasn't angry because he disagreed with me, but angry with the cliches and stereotypes he tossed my...
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prudence:
oh my GOD!!!! how on earth could i have missed all that!!! thank goodness o was there to put him in his place, but please know that i would've kicked his ass, had i known everything! how DARE he speak that way to you!!!
it was kind of funny though, in a way...it's nice to know that i didn't even NEED to be there to defend you. it's always so funny when someone insults one of the most popular people here (that's you, my dear...i know of which i speak...people in chat say all the time how rad and cute and cool you are!:love, then watching that person drown and die under all the people jumping to attack him...like that one guy who called dia 'pretentious' in her journal...
i can't WAIT to meet you in person!
it was kind of funny though, in a way...it's nice to know that i didn't even NEED to be there to defend you. it's always so funny when someone insults one of the most popular people here (that's you, my dear...i know of which i speak...people in chat say all the time how rad and cute and cool you are!:love
, then watching that person drown and die under all the people jumping to attack him...like that one guy who called dia 'pretentious' in her journal...
i can't WAIT to meet you in person!
catculus:
you are awesome
Hmm, oh dear, i've been a pretty fucked up angry little girl tonight on the bi thread, haven't I?
But I guess i'm just an angry dyke because I don't agree with complacence and ignorance.
It would be a lot better if I didn't have an opinion and didn't turn into a twitchy bitch when men mock me, right? I should speak only when spoken...
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But I guess i'm just an angry dyke because I don't agree with complacence and ignorance.
It would be a lot better if I didn't have an opinion and didn't turn into a twitchy bitch when men mock me, right? I should speak only when spoken...
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gil:
the cancer has been cut out
long live BF
long live BF
quijybo:
what kind of elitist doesn't know that it is "couldn't care less", not "could care less". jeez, he's a sorry sorry man! 
Blah! Why do I have to keep representing lesbians around the world? Everything is a crusade against a misinformed homophobe or some guy who thinks lesbian lifestyle is perpetually an episode of "Girls Gone Wild." Whateva. I try to fight the good fight and show that we're not all butchy man-haters that listen to Ani Difranco. I guess if ya have to ask, you'll never...
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gil:
when fighting the good fight gets rough just remember theGil's motto "Fuck'em"
thirtyseven:
ha! i love the nintendo references
"Right from the moment when I met her, saw her, I said 'She's gorgeous' and I felllllllll!" -Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
Yes! 26/30 on my Spanish presentation. Hallelujah! The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiyah. I am from SPAIN! I AM THE MASTER OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.
Yes! 26/30 on my Spanish presentation. Hallelujah! The roof, the roof, the roof is on fiyah. I am from SPAIN! I AM THE MASTER OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.
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volkov:
"oh goody! sleep! that's where I get to be a volkov! I mean a viking!"
and oh yeah...well I love you more! so pththththththththbt :-P
but yeh, you coolio girl, yo?
hasta la pasta
oh! oh! oh! I finally got Howard to design my first tattoo that I am getting this week. I;ll have to post it up when it gets done. 8-D
and oh yeah...well I love you more! so pththththththththbt :-P
but yeh, you coolio girl, yo?
hasta la pasta
oh! oh! oh! I finally got Howard to design my first tattoo that I am getting this week. I;ll have to post it up when it gets done. 8-D
dia:
He's evil, but hard to get over, because there was definately something there. However, he was quite drunk when he wrote it... on another board. You know me, I always go for the difficult boys. It's why I should just drop the whole game and become a nice, happy lesbian. Oh yes! Sebastopol!
I'd marry Marla
I'd marry Marla
Ack! Help! I've been swoonded by the Greek goddess of acting and red wine known as Lola!
Ok, so I woke up this morning and got ready to meet L-Dogg at the Castro street fair. On my way there, I saw some flowers and picked 'em for her. I thought "Hey, cool, it's a punk rock present, it's from nature's bounty, yo!" So then i'm...
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Ok, so I woke up this morning and got ready to meet L-Dogg at the Castro street fair. On my way there, I saw some flowers and picked 'em for her. I thought "Hey, cool, it's a punk rock present, it's from nature's bounty, yo!" So then i'm...
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lola:
Mon petit hrisson!!
(that means my little hedgehog!)
I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR SPANISH HOMEWORK DONE!
I would hate to be a bad influence....
(that means my little hedgehog!)
I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR SPANISH HOMEWORK DONE!
I would hate to be a bad influence....
febo:
this is good news.
Look! It's my baby, Amelie!!! Isn't she cute? Mwah!
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astrid:
aawww! How adorable!!!
lola:
YOU'RE NAUGHTY!!!!
*xoxoxo*
*xoxoxo*
Hmmph. If there is one thing I cannot stand, it is homophobia/straight men who cannot understand the concept of why women deviate from the "norm" and date other women. As much as these men attempt to look politically correct, they feel slightly threatened at the thought of a dandy butch taking their lady. (although they will not admit it). And I really can't stand when...
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gil:
yeah boys are no good
thats why i date girls
thats why i date girls
There's somethin' BIG on my mind lately...don't worry, it isn't a bad thing. Maybe you could call it a plan? It's a longshot hope/wish.
Detailed plans for wedding:
- I must wear a wedding dress made out of the British flag (hey don't laugh! i've wanted to do that since I was 16)
- The bride can wear whatever she wants, but preferably something zany...
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Detailed plans for wedding:
- I must wear a wedding dress made out of the British flag (hey don't laugh! i've wanted to do that since I was 16)
- The bride can wear whatever she wants, but preferably something zany...
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digdug:
you always make me laugh
you always make me laugh
catculus:
Women Organizing Women.