FUCK ME IN THE ASS AND CALL ME GERTRUDE!!!!!!
JESUS CHRIST LORD ALMIGHTY!!!!!
NATALIE (THE PSYCHOTIC EX) JUST CALLED ME AND LEFT A MESSAGE ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE!!!!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! THE WOMAN THREATENED TO KILL ME!!!! WHY IS SHE CALLING ME???? HOW DID SHE GET MY NEW NUMBER??? *&^%^!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck! Fuck it! I may be forced to call her back. I don't know...
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JESUS CHRIST LORD ALMIGHTY!!!!!
NATALIE (THE PSYCHOTIC EX) JUST CALLED ME AND LEFT A MESSAGE ON MY ANSWERING MACHINE!!!!
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!! THE WOMAN THREATENED TO KILL ME!!!! WHY IS SHE CALLING ME???? HOW DID SHE GET MY NEW NUMBER??? *&^%^!!!!!!!!!!
Fuck! Fuck it! I may be forced to call her back. I don't know...
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mistersatan:
Do it- your new self can take it, I think. It will be a good proving ground for it.
bionicfemme:
Hahaha. You guys should see this. I'm running around my room in my underwear dancing/smacking my ass to "Smack my bitch up."
[Diagnostic test of audio/visual capabilities]
First signs of intelligible speech forming.
"Lear...learrr-lEArrrrrrrrrrrr-ning? Learning? I am learning? I will learn to be beautiful?
Beauty is...power? Is...destruction? Is...safety?
Give me the power? The destruction? The safety?
Annihilate?"
[System debug successful]
[Login new user: Kali]
First signs of intelligible speech forming.
"Lear...learrr-lEArrrrrrrrrrrr-ning? Learning? I am learning? I will learn to be beautiful?
Beauty is...power? Is...destruction? Is...safety?
Give me the power? The destruction? The safety?
Annihilate?"
[System debug successful]
[Login new user: Kali]
dia:
Kali!
And I keep dreaming of her.
Let's go ^^ Come on.
And I keep dreaming of her.
Let's go ^^ Come on.
[Exoskeleton Reconstruction Phase Commencing]
234,654,876 recovered bytes found
Approx. 8 infected files
Ctrl+Alt+Del
234,654,876 recovered bytes found
Approx. 8 infected files
Ctrl+Alt+Del
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g_felix:
Hey system0error,
Reboot system
Reboot system
mike11:
sounds like you are becoming one scary mutha !
Memoryreset_inputvalue=20
Run_program:vanish.exe
[/Execute]
Run_program:vanish.exe
[/Execute]
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g_felix:
Hey system0error,
Norton Utilities disk/file recovery program please...
Norton Utilities disk/file recovery program please...
dia:
I'd have your babies, boy, you look... upset?
Profile gone?
I only do that when I am pissed, miss yang.
Profile gone?
I only do that when I am pissed, miss yang.
Downloading_Vrus19822002
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mike11:
R U okay? Just laying low for a little while?
toreena:
So, I'm writing you an email, and I come to check to see your lovely face and journal...
AND THEY ARE GONE.
Get back to me?
AND THEY ARE GONE.
Get back to me?
...
mistersatan:
Ah, that's such a classic album...
Just think- if this is as bad as it gets, then it's about to get pretty kick-ass in here!!!
*starts shaking booty*
Just think- if this is as bad as it gets, then it's about to get pretty kick-ass in here!!!
*starts shaking booty*
bionicfemme:
LOL! You're "Party Boy" from Jackass!
I'm on the move...i've got about an hour to practice my presentation for Spanish...I feel like i'm going up in front of a firing squad. Oh God. All I can do is just focus on getting it over with.
Tonight, i'm goin' to yet another lesbian poetry reading. It's not "the big one" that I have considered performing a rant in, but i'm still excited...
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Tonight, i'm goin' to yet another lesbian poetry reading. It's not "the big one" that I have considered performing a rant in, but i'm still excited...
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toreena:
I love me the Femme.
volkov:
she is immenantly lovauvavavuvable
good luck and fun at the reading.
good luck and fun at the reading.
That being said...what will I do if the world forces me to disappear?
Myths only exist if you believe in them.
What happens if I wake up one morning, transluscent, fingernails made of rock candy and eyes made of Austrian Crystal?
Skin rippling like the waters of the Styx?
We won't remember each other, then.
I will be reigned in by the golden bridle offered...
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Myths only exist if you believe in them.
What happens if I wake up one morning, transluscent, fingernails made of rock candy and eyes made of Austrian Crystal?
Skin rippling like the waters of the Styx?
We won't remember each other, then.
I will be reigned in by the golden bridle offered...
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volkov:
whaddya mean "Damn straight?"
is that some sorta breeder bashing? huh? why is it damkned to be straight? even if I do feel damned but not cause...
*midget walks up and whispers in Volkov's ear*
OH! ummm nevermind...sorry...the booze made me awfuly defensive. I really just stopped in to say hello.
what is a myth? I heard it was a female moth. myth moth.
your legend will never die
besides.....we still have the incriminating photographs.
;-9
V
is that some sorta breeder bashing? huh? why is it damkned to be straight? even if I do feel damned but not cause...
*midget walks up and whispers in Volkov's ear*
OH! ummm nevermind...sorry...the booze made me awfuly defensive. I really just stopped in to say hello.
what is a myth? I heard it was a female moth. myth moth.
your legend will never die
besides.....we still have the incriminating photographs.
;-9
V
bionicfemme:
Noooooo!!! Not the one with the goat!
Hahaha.
Hahaha.
The greatest thing about illusions is that they are always derived from reality. Nobody even knows what an illusion is until they are told when and where the boundary exists. An illusion is nothing more than a section of reality retold in a way that shows you just how ugly or how pretty things are empirically. Deconstructed categorization.
What happens to the most real things...
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What happens to the most real things...
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g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
What you are talking about sounds like a paradigm.
Do you know what a paradigm is? 20 cents.
What you are talking about sounds like a paradigm.
Do you know what a paradigm is? 20 cents.
bionicfemme:
Paradigm: A set of assumptions, concepts, values, and practices that constitutes a way of viewing reality for the community that shares them, especially in an intellectual discipline.
Ok, i'm officially, like, the coolest girl in the world. I wrote a 6 PAGE PAPER IN 1 HOUR AND 30 MINUTES!!! Awww yeahhhhh...I feel my foremother, Sappho, flowing through my fingertips as I tap furiously on the keyboard.
I'm so frickin' burnt out on school right now. I've got a presentation in Spanish due on Thursday and i'm trippin' off of it in advance....
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I'm so frickin' burnt out on school right now. I've got a presentation in Spanish due on Thursday and i'm trippin' off of it in advance....
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mistersatan:
Awwww yeah! *runs down the street to buy corn dog with $1.05*
I guess this means I'm the cake that's too stupid- I must be made with rocks and stuff.
I guess this means I'm the cake that's too stupid- I must be made with rocks and stuff.
quijybo:
corndogs.. ain't nuthing wrong with that.
(i bastardize chris rock. go me)
(i bastardize chris rock. go me)
ARRRRRRRGGGGHHH!!!!
I am going to go insane!!! This homework overload is killing me!!!! I feel like a bug splatting against a window of a car driving down the freeway!!!
But i'll tell a funny story before I get back to the grind.
So yesterday this lady was selling flowers at school, right? She was selling these huge, beautiful roses with dark sangria petals that looked...
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I am going to go insane!!! This homework overload is killing me!!!! I feel like a bug splatting against a window of a car driving down the freeway!!!
But i'll tell a funny story before I get back to the grind.
So yesterday this lady was selling flowers at school, right? She was selling these huge, beautiful roses with dark sangria petals that looked...
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mistersatan:
Wow, I wonder if that barista and I might be related...
*starts shaking his "honey-baked ham* just for bio*
*starts shaking his "honey-baked ham* just for bio*
lila:
I feel ya on the homework thing. I was sick 2 days last week so i feel like I'm drowing in shit to do and i still don't feel like doing any of it. I'm never going to catch up. everyday i get further and further behind.
Too much homework to do and WAY too much on my mind.
Damn ex boyfriend! Choosing presentation week to come back from the grave! **Shaking fist**
Not that it matters...I know for a fact I like the ladies...it's just disturbing that he claims to still be in love with me 4 years later. I think he's making up about 75% of this B.S. and the...
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Damn ex boyfriend! Choosing presentation week to come back from the grave! **Shaking fist**
Not that it matters...I know for a fact I like the ladies...it's just disturbing that he claims to still be in love with me 4 years later. I think he's making up about 75% of this B.S. and the...
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thirsty:
jeez doll. i'm a dude and i love you and your sassitude. challenges? percenteges? that's all dumb.
you gotta do like that one makers song 'do what i wanna' and roll.
the pirate ending is kind of creepy though. i mean like seriously, if you, or anyone for that matter rolled up on me pirate style, i'd fucking freak. fully.
febo
but now, dammit, i'm back to thirsty. change your list.
you gotta do like that one makers song 'do what i wanna' and roll.
the pirate ending is kind of creepy though. i mean like seriously, if you, or anyone for that matter rolled up on me pirate style, i'd fucking freak. fully.
febo
but now, dammit, i'm back to thirsty. change your list.
thirsty:
now.