Diva school tenet #1:
"So you don't wanna be with me? Fine!!! Go be a monk, or get with some lame girl who's a complete loser. Say hello to your right hand for me!" -Dia
I think...I think things will be alright! Dia has taught me the art of the diva. There is no stopping me now. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Roar! Roar roar roar roar roar!!!!
It's...
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"So you don't wanna be with me? Fine!!! Go be a monk, or get with some lame girl who's a complete loser. Say hello to your right hand for me!" -Dia
I think...I think things will be alright! Dia has taught me the art of the diva. There is no stopping me now. Bwahahahahahahaaaaaa!
Roar! Roar roar roar roar roar!!!!
It's...
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I wish I was a boy. A strong, handsome boy. I could really impress a girl that way. She wouldn't be afraid to have a crush on me, it would be alright. It would be acceptable. I would be strong enough to carry her.
And I wish I was more gentle and less headstrong, less intense. I am too much fire and not enough warmth....
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And I wish I was more gentle and less headstrong, less intense. I am too much fire and not enough warmth....
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dia:
I AM AWAKE... he just figured I didn't wanna talk to anyone... call again 
suiciety:
i would like to aplogize. the first time i talk to you i lie violently to your face. sorry. i was napping when you called so i wasn't very together. as i am sure you could tell due to my ramble dramble and inability to speak properly. none the less she is in fact home right now. so if you want to call back i will actually let you speak to her. hehe sorry.
Hahaha! You have NO idea how cool Solisis is. Even if you busted out your cool-o-meter and pointed it at him, it would not give you an accurate count of how cool the man is.
So we resolved to watch the Jackass movie and before meeting him at the theater, he told me to meet him at this secret bridge i'd never been to. He...
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So we resolved to watch the Jackass movie and before meeting him at the theater, he told me to meet him at this secret bridge i'd never been to. He...
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solisis:
OH MY GOD!
i LOVE the new eminem movie- JUST LIKE YOU!
only get this, i was at the theaters with this lame-o-chick the other day and we just saw the completely unfunny johnny knoxville movie: jackass, right. and like, after the movie i said- YO! we'z best be up in tha PHAT eminem film b'fo i bust a NUT!
and she wasn't down at all! man, i left her behind right quick and stayed in the 8 mile theater for the next 3 showings. i hear she met up with this TOTAL D&D loser in the loser store and they discussed squaresoft extensively whilst admiring the action poses of the pewter figurines in the glass cases. but word on the streets has it he was this real shitface who could barely talk- you know- like he had downsyndrome or something and he carried a purse all day long and pranced around in a dress or a cape or something dumb like that.
...this sarcasm movie on your list. i never heard of that one though...
*snort*
i LOVE the new eminem movie- JUST LIKE YOU!
only get this, i was at the theaters with this lame-o-chick the other day and we just saw the completely unfunny johnny knoxville movie: jackass, right. and like, after the movie i said- YO! we'z best be up in tha PHAT eminem film b'fo i bust a NUT!
and she wasn't down at all! man, i left her behind right quick and stayed in the 8 mile theater for the next 3 showings. i hear she met up with this TOTAL D&D loser in the loser store and they discussed squaresoft extensively whilst admiring the action poses of the pewter figurines in the glass cases. but word on the streets has it he was this real shitface who could barely talk- you know- like he had downsyndrome or something and he carried a purse all day long and pranced around in a dress or a cape or something dumb like that.
...this sarcasm movie on your list. i never heard of that one though...
*snort*
gil:
that picture is the best thing ive seen all day
So i'm going to go to watch a movie with Solisis today. Wheeeeee!!!! He is the coolest brotha in the world. The stud. He is such a funny lad. We are on a mission: I must procure a hot lady, he must procure a hot beverage. Hopefully all will going according to plan.
Man, I miss the sexin. A lot. It's gotten so bad I...
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Man, I miss the sexin. A lot. It's gotten so bad I...
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solisis:
wheee! had so much fun with you todayyy!!!! ooh ohhohoo ohhh!!!
we should get together again soon
yippie!
we should get together again soon
yippie!
division_x:
U can count me in. 1 fucking year beooooooooutch. Gawd I saw Frida today and I was humping myself!!!
TXF
TXF
Fuck...if I listen to Radiohead's "The Bends" one more time, i'm going to pass out and choke on my own tongue.
Ironic...everytime I hear track #9, "Bulletproof...I wish I was" all I can think is that it would be a wonderful song to kiss some girl to. And i'm not bulletproof by any means.
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Ironic...everytime I hear track #9, "Bulletproof...I wish I was" all I can think is that it would be a wonderful song to kiss some girl to. And i'm not bulletproof by any means.
When I think of where i've ended up, I think of...
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bionicfemme:
And also, I was kinda talking to this chick I mentioned a few times in the past journals, but she's giving me mixed signals and going through some stuff right now, it probably isn't best to try anything romantic with her...I also get this feeling she isn't meant for me.
Requiem: thank you for the offer! I think I will probably just take a nap right now though, i'm really tired.
Requiem: thank you for the offer! I think I will probably just take a nap right now though, i'm really tired.
mistersatan:
Things will change- they always do. We live in a world ultimately ruled by both chaos and order simultaneously. Just trust that you will weather this too- for this too, shall pass.
OK...i've got about an hour and 10 minutes to practice before the slam...
Gotta primp and yell a lot, get angry about stupid things, IT'S METHOD ACTING!
I thought that maybe if I played something very sad, like Radiohead's "Fake Plastic Trees," waited a few moments, then played something really bitchin', that pain might streak out in the rant. This would be a good thing......
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Gotta primp and yell a lot, get angry about stupid things, IT'S METHOD ACTING!
I thought that maybe if I played something very sad, like Radiohead's "Fake Plastic Trees," waited a few moments, then played something really bitchin', that pain might streak out in the rant. This would be a good thing......
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mistersatan:
"The green plastic watering can..."
Two steps forward, one step back.
Two steps forward, babe.
Two steps forward, one step back.
Two steps forward, babe.
marla:
Oh man! I would absolutely LOVE to see that!
This just in! I may perform this tomorrow at the punk rock feminist slam i'm attending:
Ode to the Slutbag Whore
(A self-portrait, A rant, A song)
Druggieparanoiddruggieparanoid
Place me on your tongue like a bullet to your brain
And I will show you that reality is a pliable fuck!
Jabbing at air in rantsonelectronicpages,
A fist in your
Eye
And a perpetual papercut razorblade...
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Ode to the Slutbag Whore
(A self-portrait, A rant, A song)
Druggieparanoiddruggieparanoid
Place me on your tongue like a bullet to your brain
And I will show you that reality is a pliable fuck!
Jabbing at air in rantsonelectronicpages,
A fist in your
Eye
And a perpetual papercut razorblade...
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mistersatan:
I LOOOVE Pitchshifter! And I think I LOOOOVE you as well!!!
Go on with your bad self, girl!!!
Go on with your bad self, girl!!!
oipthestampede:
Good luck at your thing today.
Boy, did my friend Heather show ME a good time tonight...
BAH HAHAHAHAHA!! AH Heather you ROCK! I know you're reading this!!!!
(We spent the whole night playing pranks on people to CKY'S "96 Quite Bitter Beings.")
Bored as hell. I should probably practice my ranting, as I will attempt to perform at a punk rock feminist poetry slam tomorrow. I'm nervous, i've only performed...
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BAH HAHAHAHAHA!! AH Heather you ROCK! I know you're reading this!!!!
(We spent the whole night playing pranks on people to CKY'S "96 Quite Bitter Beings.")
Bored as hell. I should probably practice my ranting, as I will attempt to perform at a punk rock feminist poetry slam tomorrow. I'm nervous, i've only performed...
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lila:
next week. ?!
**Rolls around naked on floor dipped in honey**
Ok, i'm waiting for Dia to be the guest speaker in my journal today, we shall speak of how to charm the ladies.
Give it up for Diaaaaaaaaaa! **Applause**
Audience Participation.
By the way, that isn't me in the pic, which makes it funnier.
Ok, i'm waiting for Dia to be the guest speaker in my journal today, we shall speak of how to charm the ladies.
Give it up for Diaaaaaaaaaa! **Applause**
Audience Participation.
By the way, that isn't me in the pic, which makes it funnier.
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bionicfemme:
Ah, but it is, my friend...it is....
lol! God, I am so bored right now, and I can't go anywhere because mother nature's gonna kick my ass with this thunderstorm! It was odd, there was thunder and lighting with little rain! I bet it's gonna launch a full on assault in a little bit.
lol! God, I am so bored right now, and I can't go anywhere because mother nature's gonna kick my ass with this thunderstorm! It was odd, there was thunder and lighting with little rain! I bet it's gonna launch a full on assault in a little bit.
toreena:
I'm home, drunk, got your emaill, and will write baack tommmmoteoew!
If I could be all you wanted, If I could be all you wanted, all the time...
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volkov:
is that a Radiohead lyric?
it's better to be wanted than to be needed
if hyou could be you all of the time that should be enough. who wants everything they want....all at the same time?!? that's overwhelming and leaves no room for desire or future fulfillment. so does that mean we want to not want? so we shouldn't...no wait! we should!..no wait! I hate the word "should". yuck!
ack!
the BionicFemme! She hurts me brain!
*watches BionicFemme shake her head and mutter "it was just a stoopid lyric. shoosh" and stumbles away clutching misfiring neuron mass that is his brain*
*HUGZ, YO!*
8-D
V
it's better to be wanted than to be needed
if hyou could be you all of the time that should be enough. who wants everything they want....all at the same time?!? that's overwhelming and leaves no room for desire or future fulfillment. so does that mean we want to not want? so we shouldn't...no wait! we should!..no wait! I hate the word "should". yuck!
ack!
the BionicFemme! She hurts me brain!
*watches BionicFemme shake her head and mutter "it was just a stoopid lyric. shoosh" and stumbles away clutching misfiring neuron mass that is his brain*
*HUGZ, YO!*
8-D
V
bionicfemme:
Boo: **Swoon!** I hate this! I meet so many hot/cool chix on SG and they live in, like, Taiwan where I will never be able to meet them in real life!
The Gil: Whatsa matta you? Come to my bosom!
Solisis: Indeed old chap, indeed. Swing by around 7, I shall bring the champagne and the chitlins. I will take you to McDonalds, 'cause you know I love to take you out to all the nahce playces!
Volkov7: Yes, just a Radiohead lyric (as part of one of the most depressing songs ever!) but I have been thinking a lot about it lately...I'm only happy when i'm making someone else happy and this isn't good because it just sets me up for bullshit. Maybe like, 5 years from now i'll be more clear on what I want out of a relationship and start becoming more comfortable with making those needs known...for right now i'm not all that sure what I want, I guess. Just someone who is intelligent, funny, and nice, that I genuinely feel happy around, to actually stick around and reciprocate my chivalry instead of taking advantage of it.
Ha! Yeah! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!
The Gil: Whatsa matta you? Come to my bosom!
Solisis: Indeed old chap, indeed. Swing by around 7, I shall bring the champagne and the chitlins. I will take you to McDonalds, 'cause you know I love to take you out to all the nahce playces!
Volkov7: Yes, just a Radiohead lyric (as part of one of the most depressing songs ever!) but I have been thinking a lot about it lately...I'm only happy when i'm making someone else happy and this isn't good because it just sets me up for bullshit. Maybe like, 5 years from now i'll be more clear on what I want out of a relationship and start becoming more comfortable with making those needs known...for right now i'm not all that sure what I want, I guess. Just someone who is intelligent, funny, and nice, that I genuinely feel happy around, to actually stick around and reciprocate my chivalry instead of taking advantage of it.
Ha! Yeah! And monkeys might fly out of my butt!
Oh good, it was something silly, all is well, all is going according to plan. *Phew!*
Solisis: Drama? Of what sort? I shall come on AIM soon, old chap.
Mistersatan: Weasels in your toilet? Bwahahahahaaa!
Solisis: Drama? Of what sort? I shall come on AIM soon, old chap.
Mistersatan: Weasels in your toilet? Bwahahahahaaa!
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fallen1carus:
shiiiiiit. i need to get laid as bad as you do. maybe we could work out a compromise? (no, i'm not blatently asking for sex, really).
g_felix:
Hey BioniquefemmeII,
"I love it when a plan comes together."
"I love it when a plan comes together."
Hmm...came home and there is an odd message on my voicemail from a friend saying she needs to talk to me, she was speaking in an odd sort of tone...
I have a feeling something bad will/has happened...
??? I just called her and she says she can't talk about it, but will in an hour?
This is weird.
I have a feeling something bad will/has happened...
??? I just called her and she says she can't talk about it, but will in an hour?
This is weird.
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gil:
that sux
i hate when that happens
i get all worked up & worried
hope every thing ok
i hate when that happens
i get all worked up & worried
hope every thing ok
mistersatan:
Yeah, sorry about that- I was having kind of a weird time, trying to get the weasel out of the toilet... I called you cause I thought you'd know more about these things than I would... anyway, sorry bout that.
Come back in your next life as a woman and we'll do business! lol.
A plague o' both your houses!!!!!!
I've been instructed by grand master Dia at the Shaolin temple, you shall all feel my wrath!
Your girlfriend is mine, punk!
WHA-YAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!