Soundtrack to this story: Hanin Elias #9 (You will never get me)
So my friends come and we hightail it to Oakland, where we arrive 30 minutes late. The venue is a shoddy, rather frightening run-down warehouse in a really bad neighborhood...we're greeted by this guy who's supposedly running the party. He has a huge bald spot on the back of his head, his hair...
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So my friends come and we hightail it to Oakland, where we arrive 30 minutes late. The venue is a shoddy, rather frightening run-down warehouse in a really bad neighborhood...we're greeted by this guy who's supposedly running the party. He has a huge bald spot on the back of his head, his hair...
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ragingwhore42:
good job!!! at least you had some fun. i wanna learn how to dance-and seduce cute girls.
Complete success!!!
More later.
More later.
mistersatan:
No, NOW!!! 
WEIRD ADVENTURES #3,001!
So my photographer chick's band is playing at some goth-industrial place in Oaktown...she wants me to be A BACKUP GOGO DANCER!???? LOLOLOLOLOL!
Ok, now I have to do it, this is just too funny.
She called me up and said, "Well, it's going to be a whole BDSM thing, naturally I thought I should call you."
WTF!!! Hahahaha.
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So my photographer chick's band is playing at some goth-industrial place in Oaktown...she wants me to be A BACKUP GOGO DANCER!???? LOLOLOLOLOL!
Ok, now I have to do it, this is just too funny.
She called me up and said, "Well, it's going to be a whole BDSM thing, naturally I thought I should call you."
WTF!!! Hahahaha.
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catculus:
have fun!!!!
mistersatan:
Shake your bad self!
Let it flow.
Show me what you've got.
[Insert your battlecry here]
Show me what you've got.
[Insert your battlecry here]
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tatum:
BATTLE READY
simple souls overload as i explode data banks
cuz the earth & space gave birth to this paleface
supreme -- linguistic -- mental machine
your brain cells swell - the intellects extreme
fire fills my veins as eye proclaim my resistance
to the mind-swapping parasites that feed off my existence
as eye -- skin the burn to relearn the royal plan
somewhere out beyond the edges in the depths of spirit land
its authentic, apocalyptic destroyer
damaging challengers -- resurrection, disorder
a monument of crisis - eye strikes this - your dead
line my nest with your soul -- cleansed in bloodshed
BATTLE READY!
poets gonna take control
BATTLE READY
souls violate parole
BATTLE READY
violently invade your home
-- breaking the bones
OF THOSE WHO POSE
MY SPECIES!
NO SURRENDER!
Hehe Otep is amazing
She's gorgeous too if you like the extremely hardcore girls! But my lord those eyes are just incredible!
Anyway, yeah I would love catching up with you! I have certainly missed our little discussions
It does suck that we live so far away! But if I do head over that way, I'm definitely going to come see you! I always wanted to take a road trip out there anyway! So maybe I'll just do that soon And thank you for the compliments on my faerie! How sweet are you! It's my goal to send some to people for Christmas! So let me know if you want one
simple souls overload as i explode data banks
cuz the earth & space gave birth to this paleface
supreme -- linguistic -- mental machine
your brain cells swell - the intellects extreme
fire fills my veins as eye proclaim my resistance
to the mind-swapping parasites that feed off my existence
as eye -- skin the burn to relearn the royal plan
somewhere out beyond the edges in the depths of spirit land
its authentic, apocalyptic destroyer
damaging challengers -- resurrection, disorder
a monument of crisis - eye strikes this - your dead
line my nest with your soul -- cleansed in bloodshed
BATTLE READY!
poets gonna take control
BATTLE READY
souls violate parole
BATTLE READY
violently invade your home
-- breaking the bones
OF THOSE WHO POSE
MY SPECIES!
NO SURRENDER!
Hehe Otep is amazing
She's gorgeous too if you like the extremely hardcore girls! But my lord those eyes are just incredible!
Anyway, yeah I would love catching up with you! I have certainly missed our little discussions
It does suck that we live so far away! But if I do head over that way, I'm definitely going to come see you! I always wanted to take a road trip out there anyway! So maybe I'll just do that soon And thank you for the compliments on my faerie! How sweet are you! It's my goal to send some to people for Christmas! So let me know if you want one 
solisis:
I am not who you think I am, shhh!
OH. MY. GOD!!!!
Ok, um, the weirdest thing just happened to me...and I believe in omens, so I will share it with you.
It's almost 3am, right? I'm doing...oh...what normal people do at that time. Sleeping. All of a sudden, I wake with a start. Guess what I find? A HUGE QUEEN BEE about the size of half of my finger erratically flying around my...
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Ok, um, the weirdest thing just happened to me...and I believe in omens, so I will share it with you.
It's almost 3am, right? I'm doing...oh...what normal people do at that time. Sleeping. All of a sudden, I wake with a start. Guess what I find? A HUGE QUEEN BEE about the size of half of my finger erratically flying around my...
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bionicfemme:
Invaderkim: LOL!
Rastonjulia: LOCUSTS!!!!!
Mistersatan: NUN PORN!!??? Bah hahaha!
Rastonjulia: LOCUSTS!!!!!
Mistersatan: NUN PORN!!??? Bah hahaha!
tatum:
Yay for you and not killing it even though it seems like she was trying to kill you lol, that's hilarious about the picture of Dia!! That all sounds like something from the X-files or something! They had that whole thing about bees on that show!
I dreamt tonight that we shared mirrored lakes by the moon, that all the world was ours and that none in it would dare disturb us. I held you tightly, shedding crystalline tears upon a thin slit of your porcelain flesh near the stone fountain in the garden. I woke to find it wasn't real
and that you don't even know you who are.
and that you don't even know you who are.
EPIC ADVENTURES IN B-FEMME'S LIFE #1!!!!:
Yeah, so the Garbage and Distillers show was the best fucking show I have ever seen in my entire life. I had so many adolescent non-acid flashbacks that I thought I was freaking out. It was all worth it, I had to use my bionic powers of DIY and travel for TWO HOURS by train on my lonesome because...
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Yeah, so the Garbage and Distillers show was the best fucking show I have ever seen in my entire life. I had so many adolescent non-acid flashbacks that I thought I was freaking out. It was all worth it, I had to use my bionic powers of DIY and travel for TWO HOURS by train on my lonesome because...
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g_felix:
Hey Bionicfemme,
Sounds like you had a great time! YEA!! Rub it in to those who whimped out!
Was it just the song or is there a lot of unresolved stuff between you and Natalie? Is it stuff that CAN be resolved? Do you want to resolve it or let it go?
I hope you find the right girl for you!! She is out there! Have you ever seen the movie "Go Fish"? The theme is 'the girl is out there'. Pretty good movie even if it was low budget.
You said above "Funny that the same mouth goes from singing on stage to hundreds about Jesus to eating pussy and saying "fuck" every two words." I still fail to see how those things are mutualy exclusive of each other. I honestly don't get that. If christians did not "fuck" then there would not be any little christians running around down here. It's just a word. Being a lesbian does not exclude anyone from being a christian either.
Hope you have fun with Strauss! Good stuff!
Have a great weekend!
Sounds like you had a great time! YEA!! Rub it in to those who whimped out!
Was it just the song or is there a lot of unresolved stuff between you and Natalie? Is it stuff that CAN be resolved? Do you want to resolve it or let it go?
I hope you find the right girl for you!! She is out there! Have you ever seen the movie "Go Fish"? The theme is 'the girl is out there'. Pretty good movie even if it was low budget.
You said above "Funny that the same mouth goes from singing on stage to hundreds about Jesus to eating pussy and saying "fuck" every two words." I still fail to see how those things are mutualy exclusive of each other. I honestly don't get that. If christians did not "fuck" then there would not be any little christians running around down here. It's just a word. Being a lesbian does not exclude anyone from being a christian either.
Hope you have fun with Strauss! Good stuff!
Have a great weekend!
dia:
forgot my damned wallet, ran home, checked in on you, yay yay yay!
Heard you called last night, I passed out VERY hard.
*mwah*!
Heard you called last night, I passed out VERY hard.
*mwah*!
WHO THE FUCK CARES??? I'm gonna see SHIRLEY MANSON and BRODY ARMSTRONG tonight!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Time to pack my Game Boy Advanced with a couple of batteries and split! The journey shall be long and arduous.
WHOOOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Time to pack my Game Boy Advanced with a couple of batteries and split! The journey shall be long and arduous.
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bionicfemme:
Dia: check and...check.
More tomorrow!
More tomorrow!
catculus:
Yay!
Awwwww yeahhhhhh!!! Today's my lucky day...I get to see Garbage AND The Distillers together in the same night!
You guys don't understand; Shirley Manson and Brody Armstrong were my first woman crushes back in the day when I was a young lad!
I saw Shirley Manson when I was 14 and thought, "God she's beautiful...what is this feeling I feel? Oh it's...admiration...."
I saw Brody...
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You guys don't understand; Shirley Manson and Brody Armstrong were my first woman crushes back in the day when I was a young lad!
I saw Shirley Manson when I was 14 and thought, "God she's beautiful...what is this feeling I feel? Oh it's...admiration...."
I saw Brody...
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verifythis:
I just saw the ladies in concert at the Baltimore arena and it was so nice. With the exception of the screaming teenage girlies. I felt like I was at a Backstreet Boys concert or something. I was in the front along the railing and Shirley Manson looked right at me. Haha. Yeah! Also Gwen touched my hand. If I was into that kind of idolization then I suppose I still wouldn't have washed it, but I washed it that night. Brody didn't really move to my side of the stage, but was still hott from afar. Also Shirley did make a comment about if she was ever a lesbain then she would do it on this tour because of Brody. Hope that fuels your fire, it did mine!
xo sarah
xo sarah
pinup:
Shirley Manson? I think she's got the prestegious award for The First Chick That Made Lots of Chicks Realize They Like Chicks. That sounds stupid. I apologize. lol.
I still haven't remember what I wanted to talk to you about.. oh well. Moving on, moving on.
Jenna
I still haven't remember what I wanted to talk to you about.. oh well. Moving on, moving on.
Jenna
Greatest moments in the history of my life #7!!!!:
Dia's enrollment of me into diva school worked like a charm. I did the coolest thing today, in fishnets, a short skirt, and boots.
So I saw a bunch of the campus lesbos at a table (with Stacey, ugh!) and went over to say hi. They said hello. I continued to sit around while they all...
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Dia's enrollment of me into diva school worked like a charm. I did the coolest thing today, in fishnets, a short skirt, and boots.
So I saw a bunch of the campus lesbos at a table (with Stacey, ugh!) and went over to say hi. They said hello. I continued to sit around while they all...
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bionicfemme:
HAHAHAHAHA!!! I just talked to Liz and now we are going to go out for coffee and punch people on the street!!! What did I tell you; nothin' says lovin' like a little misogyny. lol.
Marla: Who is she? What type of music does she produce?
Marla: Who is she? What type of music does she produce?
mistersatan:
Is it wrong of me to say that I am completely horny right now? Cause I am, y'know.
Good god, WHYYYYY!!!!!????
OK, well, I studied for 5 GODDAMNED hours on my last Spanish test. FIVE!!! Let's see...that CLEARLY means I deserve a 53/100!!! For fuck's sakes!!! I did well on all of the parts except the two compositions, which was worth, like, 60 percent of the grade. In one of them, I only made 4 small mistakes out of a ten sentence paragraph...
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OK, well, I studied for 5 GODDAMNED hours on my last Spanish test. FIVE!!! Let's see...that CLEARLY means I deserve a 53/100!!! For fuck's sakes!!! I did well on all of the parts except the two compositions, which was worth, like, 60 percent of the grade. In one of them, I only made 4 small mistakes out of a ten sentence paragraph...
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jayden:
I see you have a Mari Chan user icon...ROCKIT!
solisis:
i failed spanish in 6th grade once cause i called the teacher a fucking jackass and walked out. this is cause he kept insisting i responded in spanish when he spoke to me or when i wanted to use the restroom. what a fuckin jackass.
i hate spanish
i hate spanish
RRRRRGGGGAAAAAHHH!!!!
Fuck it.
By the end of this week, someone WILL have grabbed my boob.
Fuck it.
By the end of this week, someone WILL have grabbed my boob.
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jasiri:
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
jasiri is pissed indeed...
jasiri is pissed indeed...
fallen1carus:
[this is me pretending to yawn, going in for the arm around you at the movie theater, then in a daring move going for the boobies! eek!]
(putting on manly voice):yeah, baby, you like that? yeah, i know. that's what yo mamma said.
(putting on manly voice):yeah, baby, you like that? yeah, i know. that's what yo mamma said.