BAHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
So one chick IM's me in response to my personal ad and says, "Hey, I know you! You're the Bionic Femme! You yelled 'I'm single' at that poetry slam and ran off the stage!"
YESSSSSS!!!!! I am now known in the dyke circles as "The Bionic Femme" and not as my actual name!!! This is excellent!!!
I'm laughing so hard i'm drooling.
Ok,...
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So one chick IM's me in response to my personal ad and says, "Hey, I know you! You're the Bionic Femme! You yelled 'I'm single' at that poetry slam and ran off the stage!"
YESSSSSS!!!!! I am now known in the dyke circles as "The Bionic Femme" and not as my actual name!!! This is excellent!!!
I'm laughing so hard i'm drooling.
Ok,...
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You turn away because you're tempted.
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crazydasaint:
Tristan is also Thomas Pynchon's niece, which is a big part of the attraction for me I think. But apparently she's actually bi.
I really need to finish HERmione one of these days...
I really need to finish HERmione one of these days...
mistersatan:
Bah- online personals suck ass, everyone knows that. All the chicks are either into Ani or Jesus. Pffft.
Why aren't you on AIM? Hmmm?
Why aren't you on AIM? Hmmm?
Hello, I've waited here for you... Everlong.
Tonight, I throw myself into,
And out of the red, out of her head she sang.
Come down and waste away with me, down with me...
Slow how, you wanted it to be,
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang.
And I wonder when I sing along with you,
If everything could ever feel this...
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Tonight, I throw myself into,
And out of the red, out of her head she sang.
Come down and waste away with me, down with me...
Slow how, you wanted it to be,
I'm over my head, out of her head she sang.
And I wonder when I sing along with you,
If everything could ever feel this...
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bionicfemme:
I'm not quite sure about the specifics of E tuning, but I know this song sounds BEAUTIFUL when played on an acoustic guitar...
miss_magenta:
hi. i finally got around to adding you. met you a long time ago. i hope you are doing well. (and i love that song as well) 
EXOTIC EROTIC ADVENTURE!!!! Holy ST. FRANCIS I just had the weirdest 2 hours EVER...had to hurry up and get online to share! It's a long story but TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT.
I'm at the counter, talking with my friend the Barista, when a guy with one tuft of pink hair approaches.
"Hi, my name is Brandon. We shall probably never see each other again, but...
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I'm at the counter, talking with my friend the Barista, when a guy with one tuft of pink hair approaches.
"Hi, my name is Brandon. We shall probably never see each other again, but...
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tatum:
Kissed my twin huh? What a lucky girl she must have been! You are so sweet! I really need to get my bootie over to the west coast to come hang out with you sometime!
fred:
I think the most amazing thing out of all of that is that it *isn't* a typical day for you!
I think you would be delicious toasted, on a big chocolate donut.
I think you would be delicious toasted, on a big chocolate donut.
Out to get an Eggnog latte because it sounds funny...
I'm decked out in a black button up shirt and slathered in coconut body butter...
Ladies, watch out now, simma down, simma dowwwwwnnnn you know you want it, the bf train of love is coming to a zipcode near you...
I'm decked out in a black button up shirt and slathered in coconut body butter...
Ladies, watch out now, simma down, simma dowwwwwnnnn you know you want it, the bf train of love is coming to a zipcode near you...
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catculus:
70894?
volkov:
eeeeeeeew eggnog...it sounds icky to me...won't touch it.
what a coincidence! I am wearing a black button up shirt too! we should start a club! :-D
Oh HEY! I am listening to this band, Bitch and Animal. have you heard them? if you haven't you should. I was listening to them and they just made me think of you...Pussy Manifesto and Drag King Bar should be easy to find online. you'll love 'em. promise! :-D
hugs for you and mocha latte's for me thank you!
V
what a coincidence! I am wearing a black button up shirt too! we should start a club! :-D
Oh HEY! I am listening to this band, Bitch and Animal. have you heard them? if you haven't you should. I was listening to them and they just made me think of you...Pussy Manifesto and Drag King Bar should be easy to find online. you'll love 'em. promise! :-D
hugs for you and mocha latte's for me thank you!
V
I'll give you a choice:
(1) Tell me a story
(2) Do a dance move
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GO!!!!!
(1) Tell me a story
(2) Do a dance move
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GO!!!!!
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mistersatan:
"Cause I'm a dance dance dance dance DANCIN' MACHINE!!!! Watch me get down, watch me get down! And I DO. MY. THING. ON THA VIDEO SCREEN!!!"
oipthestampede:
I will be your personal James Brown.
Had a kick ass time with Solisis' roomie tonight. He met me at the LGBT center and we went to this thing about lesbian dating, lol. Also, he was wearing cool goth clothes and carrying around a Stitch doll, which just confused the crap out of everybody, hahaha! We went to the oxygen bar and got good and high on O2, so i'm kinda out...
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LOL!!!
Jason P made my eye into his profile pic...GOD THIS CRACKS ME UP!!!!
and btw...Hot Two Boy Action!!!!! Boys gone wild!!!! Lawwwwwl. Lola would be proud!
Jason P made my eye into his profile pic...GOD THIS CRACKS ME UP!!!!
and btw...Hot Two Boy Action!!!!! Boys gone wild!!!! Lawwwwwl. Lola would be proud!
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mistersatan:
*reading Cash's post*
LOLOL!!!!!!!!
LOLOL!!!!!!!!
dia:
You missed a fucking KICK ASS show tonight. Luxt was not to be missed, even if the crowd was tiny, they rocked, hard.
Happy thoughts. Happy thoughts. Today her yellow friendship rose is in full bloom. All the other flowers she would give me would die within a few hours, but this one survived and flourished. It's an omen. Time to chase new opportunities and keep the embers of our memories glowing brightly.
I think I figured out why I was in such a shitty mood; NO CAFFIENE!...
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I think I figured out why I was in such a shitty mood; NO CAFFIENE!...
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tonyshanks:
i love you
fred:
Ahhh the BF eye in the sky is watching me... 
WHA-YAH!
Catwoman backflip into reality. Freefalling at 10,000mph with both automatics fully loaded and a clip at my hip.
I have made peace with Natalie.
My little sister is fine with the fact I am gay.
There is nothing left to hold me down. There's no more reason to be sad or afraid. I'll charge headfirst and head on. I'm ready i'm ready i'm ready....
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Catwoman backflip into reality. Freefalling at 10,000mph with both automatics fully loaded and a clip at my hip.
I have made peace with Natalie.
My little sister is fine with the fact I am gay.
There is nothing left to hold me down. There's no more reason to be sad or afraid. I'll charge headfirst and head on. I'm ready i'm ready i'm ready....
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mistersatan:
LOL... it figures we have the same taste in women... every girl I talk to turns out to be "gay"... *shrug*
mistersatan:
I just clicked on your homepage- I'm STILL laughing my ass off!
Told my sis i'm gay last night. We were having a heart to heart and talking about her growing up and finding herself in middle school, and how she hated labels. So I said speaking of labels...
"So...uh...you know how you like Willow from Buffy?" -Me
"Yeah?" -Her
"Well...i'm kinda like Willow. Not in that I cast spells to, like, set people's heads on fire,...
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"So...uh...you know how you like Willow from Buffy?" -Me
"Yeah?" -Her
"Well...i'm kinda like Willow. Not in that I cast spells to, like, set people's heads on fire,...
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indie:
Congrads on opening up to your lil sis. She sounds really smart. Knowing the world pretty well. I wish I had have a relationship like that with my sis... but I know tht would never happen... I don't trust her.
indie:
hehehhee... I'm both ways 
I'm half empty and half full
Yeah I never got along with my sister... she never really lived with me... cause she is my half empty/full sister! We have the same dad but not the same moms. So we never really had a relationship. At least my relation with my real brother is starting to get better.
You always have cute pictures
I'm half empty and half full
Yeah I never got along with my sister... she never really lived with me... cause she is my half empty/full sister! We have the same dad but not the same moms. So we never really had a relationship. At least my relation with my real brother is starting to get better.
You always have cute pictures
Rode the train home today...I saw the trees turn scarlet and gold, while I remembered technicolored mint chocolate chip memories. Remembered her dark lashes against her skin in the morning, as she slept peacefully. How I walked three blocks at 7am in my sesame street monster orange pajamas to the nearest restaurant to buy her a surprise breakfast in bed...couldn't get my clothes out of...
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lila:
hey beautiful! haven't posted to you in awhile but i just wanted to wish you a happy thanksgiving. hope all is well.
XoXoX, LiLA.
XoXoX, LiLA.
Fuck you SF lesbo community! I'm tossing flaming pumpkin heads at you, i'm ICHABOD CRAAAAAAANE
BOOBS! Buh, I uh, BOOTY! Juh-- I uh, BOSOM!
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