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Fun things occuring:

Tomorrow:

1. I shall slay the beast known as "Espanol" once and for all, and then my finals shall be done

2. I am buying a PS2 with GTA: Vice City so I can commit numerous crimes in a pastel suit

3. Lesbian arts and crafts fair to attend

Thursday:

1. Yet another punk rock feminist poetry slam with my fave poetess,...
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mistersatan:
When you're committing said crimes in said pastels, just be sure to call yourself "Sherri", ala the Kids in the Hall sketch with the two insane guys who rob a bank and force people to take off their shoes and fall in love with each other at gunpoint.

"SHERRI?" "YES, SHERRI?" biggrin
indie:
sounds like you have a busy couple days ahead of you
where is home?
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Yeah, so I know this really hot, cool chick on SG. smile
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mistersatan:
Hey, me too! Oh wait... confused
gil:
omg ohhhhh that is so sweet of.....
wait .....you dont meen me do you frown




smile
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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! OH GOD!!!!!

So there is only ONE cool lesbian club in SF. It's called "Club Q." It's 21+ and I snuck into it ONE time over the summer when I was training to be "The Bionic Femme." I thought a good training ground for my newfound manipulative seduction abilities would be to sneak into "the forbidden club" that I had always wanted to go...
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crazydasaint:
(to the tune of "Davy Crockett"):

Nexxussss
Nexxus Junior
Lets the girls buttfuck too
indie:
come to LA... I will take you too some cool clubs...
keep looking I'm sure you will find a club that you really do like
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surreal
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mistersatan:
^_^ Super Happy Lucky Penis In Mouth Fun Time!
saturdayallday:
({}) vuh-ji-nuh
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The world tells me that money equals love and experience tells me that so does sex.

I might be one of the last people at least seeking the answer.

So many people are trying to make me sell parts of myself for the chance of bare flesh contact or feigned interest.

And to that, I say, "Access Denied."

Father? Woman lover?

No dichotomy.
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mistersatan:
Well, do me a favor and tell EVERY SINGLE WOMAN you hit on that turns you down cause they're playing for the wrong team! "Oh, you're not gay? Well, I know this guy who lives about 2000 miles away..."

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rasbiegrrl:
One thing that I learned...is while money and sex come and go....never is love ridden from memory. With each rememberance there lies either a sharp sting or a sigh of what once was.
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One more paper. Make it stop!
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bionicfemme:
*Sigh.* I don't think I did so well on the last one. Oh well.... frown
mistersatan:
C'mon, everyone knows that doing WELL on term papers isn't the point- it's the fact that you can bang them out one after the other.
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Must...go...back to paper writing...they're all due at 12.... puke
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lila:
i would love to go with you still....
although i am in the middle of getting papers done for finals next week, so i need to see how caught up i can get by then...
wish me luck.
XoXoX, LiLA.
bionicfemme:
Satan: AAAAWWWW yeah, that was really funny

B-something: 27 pages in the past 10 hours! I think I should be on the Guiness book of world records or something.
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I am thinking about my dad's visit today and how we both ended up crying over the terrible things that have happened between us.

This month has been very important for me. I'm learning how to forgive. This is a big step for me, because usually when I am betrayed or hurt, you have made an enemy of me for life. Up until this month,...
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morgan:
All I can say is ((((hug))))
unbornbloom:
*huuuuuugs to death*
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My dying, previously abusive father just came to visit me. I think he has gone slightly insane, he said he was hearing voices from God. It was disheartening, I am very sad and disoriented right now. I will talk about it later.

In every cloud there's a silver lining though. We have a super-cute new member who just joined and is really sweet. biggrin kiss
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solisis:
who shot me but you punks didnt finish now you bout to feel the wrath of the menace
gwen1:
I hope you feel better soon
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ROTFLMAO.

So apparently the Bush administration is increasing funds to create same-sex high schools?

Ah, I can see it all now..."Statistics show that the number of same-sex teaching establishments is on the rise. In other news, teenage women who are self-identified as lesbians skyrockets!!!!"

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volkov:
I got to an all male High School! It's called the MARINES! :-D hee hee
oh wait a sec....maybe it's Middle School.

suddenly I find myself considering a change in majors from Linguistics and Political Science to Secondary Education.
:-D

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mistersatan:
Yes, Sister Inebriata, I've been a naughty boy... wink
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I was reading an old piece I wrote long ago...and in it I talk a lot about how cool it was that my first girlfriend was half white and half Filipino like me, and how i'd never met another girl like that, what an interesting experience that was. One paragraph in particular strikes me:

"We laid there together in the dark, while I caressed her...
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volkov:
Sonic BOOM! :-D

of course I have to be Guile..he's the only one in uniform!
heh heh heh...she called me a stud...heh heh heh
thanks fer liking me eyeball!
and I was gonna say something else, but at 930 on a Sunday all my mind can say is
"Fooooooooooooood....Coooooffeeeeeeeee....Sleeeeeeep."

you are really beautiful inside and out. I bet YOU get all the girls, you...uh...studette? *blink* *blink*
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bionicfemme:
Haha, I wish! Nothing like opening your mouth and trying to discuss some literature or art to scare possible prospects away. It's better if you're a pretty, kept doll and that requires silence.

Intelligent conversation; it's like spraying a can of Woman B Gone. Heehee.

And it's always so hard to find the happy medium. Either the girls I date are completely clueless or they spend 45 minutes talking nonstop about quantum physics to show me just how much they know. Bo-ring!

I've met some chix on SG that aren't like that though. Why can't I meet girls in real life like that? Because SG is a magical portal of fun that somehow attracts all of the coolest people in the universe and draws them together to merge into this one online community.
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Ah, I forgot to mention that I got a haircut today and THEY BUZZED ME BIG TIME.

I didn't want for it to turn out this short...thank God the hairdresser didn't touch my long front sections and bangs; they are the last things helping me look like a woman.

The short part feels like the back of a guy's head...this is too close to butch...
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morgan:
When hot girls mention the X-men, it makes me really really...happy.

Wow.
olivia:
regenerative

from regenerate