I know a thing or two about her
I know she'll only make you cry
She'll let you walk the streets beside her
But when she wants she'll pass you by
Everybody says she's lookin' good
And the lady knows it's understood
Strutter
She wears her satins like a lady
She gets her way just like a child
You take her home and she says...
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I know she'll only make you cry
She'll let you walk the streets beside her
But when she wants she'll pass you by
Everybody says she's lookin' good
And the lady knows it's understood
Strutter
She wears her satins like a lady
She gets her way just like a child
You take her home and she says...
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GAH!
My friend Heather told me she has a dyke friend named Elena. They saw me at the cafeteria at school and Heather said,
"There's Bionic. You should be friends with her, I think you have a lot in common." -Heather. Elena then proceeds to think Heather is trying to fix us up.
"Oh come on! You know I only date white girls! I GUESS...
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My friend Heather told me she has a dyke friend named Elena. They saw me at the cafeteria at school and Heather said,
"There's Bionic. You should be friends with her, I think you have a lot in common." -Heather. Elena then proceeds to think Heather is trying to fix us up.
"Oh come on! You know I only date white girls! I GUESS...
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prettyb0y:
Sing it on the mountain, sister!
bionicfemme:
"AIN'T I A WOMAN?" -Sojourner Truth
**Bares breasts**
**Bares breasts**
My writing and social justice class rocks.
I have four shelters I am trying to choose from, i'm not sure which one I want to volunteer at. Two are women's shelters, one is a homeless shelter.
There was a vacant, Avril Lavigne type in class. She raised her hand and said, "Professor, which one of these would accomodate me best on the weekends? I just...
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I have four shelters I am trying to choose from, i'm not sure which one I want to volunteer at. Two are women's shelters, one is a homeless shelter.
There was a vacant, Avril Lavigne type in class. She raised her hand and said, "Professor, which one of these would accomodate me best on the weekends? I just...
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melissa2:
Karma should come and bite that chick in the ass....
grrlhavoc:
I think you should do the family shelter....OMG i am always online....you are the one who pops on only when im at work and at 4am
Apparently there will be some dyke event in SF called "The Valentine's Day Sux Show".
I'M GOING.
And i'm not 21 yet, so I guess I will have to use my Bionic Jedi powers of persuasion to fool the guards into penetrating the interior.
Oh wow, that sounded hot.
I'M GOING.
And i'm not 21 yet, so I guess I will have to use my Bionic Jedi powers of persuasion to fool the guards into penetrating the interior.
Oh wow, that sounded hot.
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gil:
YOU CAN DOOO IT!!!
just dont forget to wave your hand and it will all be ok
Bfem: These are not the droids your looking for...
Security: These are not the droids we're looking for...
just dont forget to wave your hand and it will all be ok
Bfem: These are not the droids your looking for...
Security: These are not the droids we're looking for...
melissa2:
*spreading love like pixie dust*
Heh Heh. She said,
"Oh thanks for telling me you gave away the bracelet to a homeless man. It sure means a lot to hear you say that."
LOLOLOLOLOL!
My thanks goes out to Heather, that really was the best idea and I think that's one of the funniest things i've ever done, ever.
If you're reading this Heather, you rock! Let's make a resolution...
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"Oh thanks for telling me you gave away the bracelet to a homeless man. It sure means a lot to hear you say that."
LOLOLOLOLOL!
My thanks goes out to Heather, that really was the best idea and I think that's one of the funniest things i've ever done, ever.
If you're reading this Heather, you rock! Let's make a resolution...
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bionicfemme:
LOL!
Hell's YEAH muthafuckaaaaaa!!!
W00t!!!!!
OK, off to social justice class...I get to volunteer at a shelter of my choice for the semester.
Bionic-POWER!
Hell's YEAH muthafuckaaaaaa!!!
W00t!!!!!
OK, off to social justice class...I get to volunteer at a shelter of my choice for the semester.
Bionic-POWER!
grrlhavoc:
Yeah those people wouldnt stop having sex....i couldnt hear their moaning but thye have wood floors and a squeeky bed. He went long for a straight man....I threw 3 things at the ceiling and that didnt help much..they would hear it and stop for a second. I shouldnt really complain seeing as my gf is louder than Jaime Lee Curtis's screams in Halloween and we have sex for much longer than him...I WILL GET HIM BACK FOR THAT!!!!
off to eat Cuban food with the woman....hope class went well
-Havoc
off to eat Cuban food with the woman....hope class went well
-Havoc
Emotionally the Aries girl in me is charging forward. My head is lowered and my horns on full display, my hooves trampling everything underneath me in a trail of flames.
A Kylie Minogue song just came on the radio. *hissing demonic noise comes out of throat*
Between self-discoveries emerging, the start of a new semester, my dying dad, and more email warfare with Natalie, I...
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A Kylie Minogue song just came on the radio. *hissing demonic noise comes out of throat*
Between self-discoveries emerging, the start of a new semester, my dying dad, and more email warfare with Natalie, I...
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grrlhavoc:
Sounds like you are a woman on a mission....I have been lacking drive in the past....I have a degree and 3 majors...over 100 grand in education and i have been bumbling around the past few years. Recently i have started to take the bull by the horns as well (i guess an aries thing) and am turning my life full circle (i hope) Good luck...you are a strong woman and you will be fine. You sound like the type of person that would be happy in New York...the Village is a fun place.
Oh, by the way, Houston does not really have the "leather daddy" scene...i guess they might but i am not into that....i think it is a bit more conservative here....just dykes in flannel and boots....not really my thing ya know....
-femmegrrl
[Edited on Jan 28, 2003]
Oh, by the way, Houston does not really have the "leather daddy" scene...i guess they might but i am not into that....i think it is a bit more conservative here....just dykes in flannel and boots....not really my thing ya know....
-femmegrrl
[Edited on Jan 28, 2003]
wisp:
Don't worry - there are plenty of unattractive dykes in NY as well... *sigh*
but NY is prettty damn cool. Its just the really small apartments and huge
huge rents that keep me from moving there.
but NY is prettty damn cool. Its just the really small apartments and huge
huge rents that keep me from moving there.
I saw my dad today. He was kind enough to give up watching the superbowl to spend the afternoon with me.
We talked about many things and...I realized that I am starting to love my dad. Which will make things harder when he dies from his heart problems.
I liked spending time with him. I realized we had many things in common that I didn't...
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We talked about many things and...I realized that I am starting to love my dad. Which will make things harder when he dies from his heart problems.
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prettyb0y:
Damn straight. I'm with you. Bring the pain.
butterfly2:
I'm really glad to hear that hon, I wish you the best with everything. From what you said before it sounded like it might never turn out as it has now. I'm very 
for you.
for you.I'd like to take a moment to reflect upon...spirituality.
I have been thinking very much lately about how all of these recent events in the Middle East do resemble certain passages in Revelations...back in Christian High School, they always described what would happen after 2000. I was skeptical, but then everything they said started with 9/11 and has been continuing since then.
I don't know...
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I have been thinking very much lately about how all of these recent events in the Middle East do resemble certain passages in Revelations...back in Christian High School, they always described what would happen after 2000. I was skeptical, but then everything they said started with 9/11 and has been continuing since then.
I don't know...
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butterfly2:
*hugs*
Come over tonight and we'll laugh a lot and chat and stuff and be goofy. I haven't seen you for a long tme
About spirituality, I would have to agree with you... i'm in search too...
Come over tonight and we'll laugh a lot and chat and stuff and be goofy. I haven't seen you for a long tme
About spirituality, I would have to agree with you... i'm in search too...
zechariah:
You know the one thing I hate about the Christians of this world (and take in mind that I myself am an ordained minister) is that they skew faith to fit their personal ideals. The bible, or more to the point, God, never said that all homosexuals were damned to Hell, only that the sexual acts were an abomination, which doesn't necessarily make them evil, it only means that the human body was not designed for oral or anal sex, making them un-natural (not bad).
Besides how could it be Heaven if people as cute and sweet as you weren't there?!
Besides how could it be Heaven if people as cute and sweet as you weren't there?!
Yesterday had a small defeat, but reaped great rewards. I think I now know that I am clearly, without a doubt, the Bionicest of Femmes.
I walked down the street with the silver bracelet jangling in my purse. I was intent on selling the thing, when my friend Heather suggested that instead, I give it to a homeless person. (A) How great is it to...
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I walked down the street with the silver bracelet jangling in my purse. I was intent on selling the thing, when my friend Heather suggested that instead, I give it to a homeless person. (A) How great is it to...
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tatum:
You are an incredible person That story sounds a lot like Amelie! Your name has never suited you more
And I'm am so glad that everything will be okay! Sounds like you have some good company then Just know that you can always email me if you need more people to talk to! *hugs*
That story sounds a lot like Amelie! Your name has never suited you more
And I'm am so glad that everything will be okay! Sounds like you have some good company then
Just know that you can always email me if you need more people to talk to! *hugs*
snag:
wow
it as an honor to find your page...
it as an honor to find your page...
Crazy b-femme adventure #6,372: The tale of the disgruntled sex-deprived lesbian
Why am I crying?
Am I still sad
because of my
lost maidenhead?
-Sappho
Today it has been officially one year since I traded in my v-card for a lot of bullshit drama.
I think it happened at the right time, just with the wrong girl. But I felt I had to get it...
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Why am I crying?
Am I still sad
because of my
lost maidenhead?
-Sappho
Today it has been officially one year since I traded in my v-card for a lot of bullshit drama.
I think it happened at the right time, just with the wrong girl. But I felt I had to get it...
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grrlhavoc:
praying to the moon goddess.......is she a lesbian too?
olivia:
dear bionicfemme,
you are the bees knees. thank you for reading your piece. i definitely will not be missing any more poetry slams that you invite me to. it was really fun.
also, i think i have a thing for that storm character. ROWR.
love,
o
you are the bees knees. thank you for reading your piece. i definitely will not be missing any more poetry slams that you invite me to. it was really fun.
also, i think i have a thing for that storm character. ROWR.
love,
o
Dude, confusion.
So I went to the Mexican food place before leaving for SF right? I order "the usual" and the chick always working there charges me half price. Then she gives me a drink for free. The entire time she's blushing and giggling like a stoner schoolgirl. She sounds kind of like Beavis and/or Butthead on speed. "Dude...huh huh huh huh huh" X's 10,000....
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So I went to the Mexican food place before leaving for SF right? I order "the usual" and the chick always working there charges me half price. Then she gives me a drink for free. The entire time she's blushing and giggling like a stoner schoolgirl. She sounds kind of like Beavis and/or Butthead on speed. "Dude...huh huh huh huh huh" X's 10,000....
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takora:
Ashley was right, you are awesome. I wish I had found your journal before I decided to leave here.
historyteller:
At least she asked for your number, that's better than most of my friends can do, chickens. 
"...Jesus, the Notorious just-- please us wit yo lyrical thesis..."
Coffee! Coffee and fine food! Today, my exile in suburbia ends and I move all of my stuff back to SF after such a long hiatus.
Princess Metropolis returns.
As my last act in suburbia, I am going to the coffeeshop, then a good restaurant, in the hopes that one more funny suburban adventure will...
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Coffee! Coffee and fine food! Today, my exile in suburbia ends and I move all of my stuff back to SF after such a long hiatus.
Princess Metropolis returns.
As my last act in suburbia, I am going to the coffeeshop, then a good restaurant, in the hopes that one more funny suburban adventure will...
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prettyb0y:
"Hi, Have you heard the good word of The Lord?"
*low, dark, JTHM kind of voice*"The Dark Lord, Master Lucifer? Why yes, I have heard his good word. I'm glad we ran into one another. People like us need to stick together... What will you be doing the rest of the day?"
*low, dark, JTHM kind of voice*"The Dark Lord, Master Lucifer? Why yes, I have heard his good word. I'm glad we ran into one another. People like us need to stick together... What will you be doing the rest of the day?"
superscott:
when you hit them on their bikes thats an extra 5 points, crazy religion bonus. good times.
I'm gonna ask you one more time, BF- are you absolutely sure that we weren't seperated at birth?