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minibeanie:
Can I have that orange....pleeezzzee...Im sooooo hungry 
So, the whole non-updating thing.. I dunno. I just havent had anythig to say..........
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xposingxpinupx:
when you dont have anything to say you should do an entire entry of photos of whatever. 
xposingxpinupx:
hahahah! In my narrow mindedness I guess i never thought that the ole pull my finger gag is not universal ALTHOUGH it should be. HAHA.
My digi cam isnt that great. But its does it job. Its a Kodak easy share.
You should read my friend uncaringmachine's entries he almost always uses photos and his entries are hilarious. todays is especially funny to me for some reason.
My digi cam isnt that great. But its does it job. Its a Kodak easy share.
You should read my friend uncaringmachine's entries he almost always uses photos and his entries are hilarious. todays is especially funny to me for some reason.
I'm a lazy punk and I apologize for all the non-updates. I had a shitty weekend. Also the recruiting drive I had for the Clan of the Bastards isn't going so well. Oddly enough people don't actually respond well to me running up to their car in a busy intersection and screaming "Are you a bastard?!?!" in their faces. Pshh. Chumps.
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sadisticmika:
The Scary Burger King's return has made my life worth living.
dollbabyamy:
Your journal entries make me laugh. 
SO YOU WANNA BE A BASTARD, EH? EH? EH?
JOIN NOW!!!!!!
CLAN OF THE BASTARDS!!!
With me! THEIRISHBASTARD! AND MY COHORTS!!!
WORDY BASTARD
TRIPPY BASTARD
Do you have what it takes? Well, do ya?
JOIN NOW!!!!!!
CLAN OF THE BASTARDS!!!
With me! THEIRISHBASTARD! AND MY COHORTS!!!
WORDY BASTARD
TRIPPY BASTARD
Do you have what it takes? Well, do ya?
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mistersatan:
Aw, how cute.
mistersatan:
Maybe.
So hey kids, welcome a new freend to my ever expanding army of internet freends. Hey doll!
Anyway, I've felt for awhile that you lovely peeps weren't getting the best idea of my overall personality. Not thru any fault of yours of course, just my crap writing ability. My friend had a grand suggestion. Get a digital voice recorder and record my rambling monlogues when...
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Anyway, I've felt for awhile that you lovely peeps weren't getting the best idea of my overall personality. Not thru any fault of yours of course, just my crap writing ability. My friend had a grand suggestion. Get a digital voice recorder and record my rambling monlogues when...
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flotsomandjetsom:
TheIrishBastard said onApril 07, 2005 07:41 AMDELETE To dream THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM!!
While we are making wishlists, I would love a pony.
Would you like that in a can?
While we are making wishlists, I would love a pony.
Would you like that in a can?
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1, Trippy Bastard is such a great nickname I'm thinking of having my name legally changed. You know what's a good way to get fucked up without wasting your money on silly chemical tablets? NOT SLEEPING. Yep. Guaranteed to make your brain hemorrhage and pool blood in the back of your skull resulting in hallucinations and delirium. I'm trying that out right now. It fits like a glove. A flickering tight glove made of pale blue PVC wrapped in blinking Christmas lights.
2, I really like your user icon. I don't know if it's new, but it definitely makes me laugh, and laughter turns me on.
3, I see Brandy. Which is a feat. But I overcame. FOR YOU!
One of my friends got incredibly hammered tonight and told me that he wants to find a girl just like me for himself, and that he wished the night he'd first met me (at a party last year) he had hooked up with me instead of being cock-blocked by my current beau. I thought it was kinda sweet.
Then again in his condition, he probably would've made blurry-eyed love to a lamp shade.
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2, I really like your user icon. I don't know if it's new, but it definitely makes me laugh, and laughter turns me on.
3, I see Brandy. Which is a feat. But I overcame. FOR YOU!
One of my friends got incredibly hammered tonight and told me that he wants to find a girl just like me for himself, and that he wished the night he'd first met me (at a party last year) he had hooked up with me instead of being cock-blocked by my current beau. I thought it was kinda sweet.
Then again in his condition, he probably would've made blurry-eyed love to a lamp shade.
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Hey kids, just a quickie update:
1) I made some moola this past week
2) I have a poker game to "invest" it in tomorrow.
3) The fucking Sox lost to the FUCKING SKANKEES!!! ARRRRRRGH!!
4) I love cheese.
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1) I made some moola this past week
2) I have a poker game to "invest" it in tomorrow.
3) The fucking Sox lost to the FUCKING SKANKEES!!! ARRRRRRGH!!
4) I love cheese.
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smuffy:
gambling is not an investment!
smuffy:
all gamblers think they're good.
I was with an asian guy and asian people love to gamble.
they were also always broke because of it.
but who knows. you might have exceptional luck.
I was with an asian guy and asian people love to gamble.
they were also always broke because of it.
but who knows. you might have exceptional luck.
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marsmars:
I thought I was your new hotness... 
-L
-L
misstyrios:
Oh man, you get to go to opening day at Fenway? My family has season tickets on the 3rd base line, but we only have the night game package, so we don't get opening day. My dad has connections to some of the MLB higher-ups, which allowed me to be at Game 4 of the ALCS (right where Ortiz hit the home run!) and the first 2 games of the World Series. So that was pretty awesome.
Certainly would have been nice to win the season opener, but...they outpitched us, pure and simple. We would have had a much better shot with Schilling on the mound, but I'm willing to endure it as long as he gets healthy for the rest of the season.
Certainly would have been nice to win the season opener, but...they outpitched us, pure and simple. We would have had a much better shot with Schilling on the mound, but I'm willing to endure it as long as he gets healthy for the rest of the season.
So anyway, thanks be to my lovely internet freends for commenting on the uninspired journal entry of yorn. You kids are class acts, CLASS ACTS!
Are you down with T I B? Yah you know me!
Werd.
Today is the day, today is the day that I turn in my old and busted car for the new hotness that is a '05 Nissan Altima.
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Are you down with T I B? Yah you know me!
Werd.
Today is the day, today is the day that I turn in my old and busted car for the new hotness that is a '05 Nissan Altima.
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tarnish:
thanks so much for voting for me! I really appreciate it, and due to awesome folks like you, I won! woohoo!
jule:
Oooo! A new car!? Nice, I've been thinking about trading mine in but my lease isn't up yet and I owe more than it is worth now. Funny how that works out. What color are you getting?
ugh. will chat l8r.
marsmars:
Like... teh now? 
-L
-L
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I get into those moods too. Today a friend of mine that I was respectively disagreeing with told me to shut the fuck up. Maybe I'm a stranger to modern times, but I thought that nowadays when you're conversing with a friend, even if it gets heated and there's a disagreement, you don't go telling them to shut the fuck up like they're some worthless retard. That's just fucking courtesy to humanity, ya dig?
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I have no testimonials by anyone. I am a load of suck. 
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xip:
I only realized what testimonials WERE like 2 days ago. And I'm one of the GIRLS for chrissakes.
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It is SO hard to find beans in Tally. SO FUCKING HARD. Coke and weed, however... that shit rains.
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I loathe the creepy old guy at the gym who watches me while I work out. Gross. My hotness can not be denied obviously.
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minibeanie:
Ummm, I didnt realize I looked like a creepy old guy....perhaps I should work out more.....
xip:
The saliva/salvia thing was a constant theme in all my journal responses!
Does the same creepy old guy go to YOUR gym too? I thought it was just me, phew.
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Does the same creepy old guy go to YOUR gym too? I thought it was just me, phew.
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2, And I've got my eyes on you
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