bluevalentine

Oh for fucks sake.

so, you plan a party. A fantastic jew party. A friend says "Well, lets just do it at my house and you can cook here and I'll invite my jewish co-worker"

"Awesome!" you say.

So you plan for the party on the 30th. And you invite people. And you buy potatoes. Fuckloads of potatoes. You even figure out how to make...
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You know what upsets me?

When I can't find a journal entry I am looking for. I KNOW I wrote it. But fuck if I know where it is.

Also, someone here is playing some "learn to speak hebrew" thing on their computer here.

1) I have a vehicle

2) I am back to square 1 on electricity. I will rejoin ya'll in the 21st century eventually

3) last night, the lady I babysit for told me its her work's holiday party on wednesday and could I babysit. "Sure" I respond, totally forgetting that means I can't watch the big game out somewhere and will have to explain to...
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Camel's back?

Officially broken.

I lost my vehicle's transmission sometime around 2pm in an attempt to come home to nap and snuggle with my animals.

With that transmission, I temporarily lost my sanity. You know me. I'm not really a depressive, irrational person but for awhile, I was no longer me and had become someone who had no light at the end of her tunnel...
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My family?

CUH-RAZY!

My grandmother and my aunt are pretty ok. And my uncle gary's kids are cool (theyre ...shit....15 now? 14? 15? either way, it means I'm old).

Everyone else?

CUH-RAZY!

Man, there was drama before we even got there.

See, there's this friend of the family who's staying with my grandmother (oh, did I mention that my family, while being crazy, also all...
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Blue Valentine's new year resolutions for 2006:

1. Do not sleep with ex boyfriends
2. Do not sleep with other people's boyfriends
3. When one and 2 happen to be the same situation, just....yeah....

Things I really shouldn't hear during the holiday season:

An ex calling, saying his girlfriend is out of town and, ya know " I havent seen you in SO long and, ya....wanna...come over....maybe we could watch a movie...ya know..."

So, yeah, I didn't win the lottery.

There goes that house I was going to buy each and every one of you.

So, tonight we're going to go ooh and ahh at christmas lights and tomorrow, Cheryl and I are driving to San Antonio to spend xmas eve with my dad's side of the family. Pray that we don't get sucked into the white trash...
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So, yesterday's to-do list?

I did everything on my list except 2 of the items.

Can you guess what one of them was?

So, to do list for the day:

Stop by and let my friend's dog out
Run to the bank
Run to the post office
come home and clean
try not to be eaten by mice
win the lottery

Yeah. I figure tonight is my night.

As far as ex husbands go, I have a really good one.

Because he didn't even laugh at me when I asked to stay over because I was scared to go home in the dark for fear that I'd be met with an army of rodents out to avenge their fallen brother.

And he didn't make me sleep on the floor.

Sometimes pillow talk is...
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BlueValentine vs The Thing That Wouldn't Die

or

How Secret of Nimh Taught me Nothing About Liking Rats


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Picture it.

Monday. 1:44am. Your heroine suddenly awakes to what sounds like a horrid "screeeech".

Then. Silence. Maybe it was a dream.

And you hear the cat digging through those bags you had by the front door.

And then again: "SCREEEEEEEEECH"

And you SCREAM. LIKE A...
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