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For some reason... I find that hoola hoops make me horny all of a sudden.
OH WAIT, it is bcause the burlesque show kicked fucking ass!
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_sock_:
All is well.
Although I have lost my mate. I am not alone. And what better place to be than stuffed in a pair of underwear.
And you know what goes great with hulla hoop horniness. Tubesocks.

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meli:
Heh. Hoola hoops.
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hahahahaha

Dear cute neighbor,

GET.OVER.YOUR.SELF

While you look cute in a bikini and you have some quirkiness in your humor, you don't eat GARLIC and you don't eat chicken. I could never cook some of my favorite foods for you. I could never bring you to my favorite restaurant. (Dali = the garlic win).

So I'm sorry if inviting you to a burlesque show with...
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the riddle: Why is this "ultra liberal" girl I'm chatting with via IM in Nigeria buying ivories?

Oh she's having some problems with customs? There's some problem with money? If only she could get a loan!

Our conversation got cut-off, but I'm sure she was about to assure me that if I loaned her some cash, the turn-around would be 'well more wealth than...
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be_elzebe:
when is a raven like a writing desk?

sayang about the good doctor.
pajamamama:
I am going to be there...are you?! smile
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hahaha. I met someone with my last name, and asked her to marry me, (think of the hyphenation!) name-name It would be funny. She said she didn't think a hyphen was needed. I told her I'd switch my name to hers. (how VERY progressive of me!)

No sparks though. So we don't get to have a "it is just like marrying your cousin" wedding (think...
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be_elzebe:
bwahaha!

"and all the children will be named phoebe...yes..."

are you going to spokane or what?
be_elzebe:
I just got my tickets, too.
But you're leaving right in the middle of dad's birthday party? Isn't it on the 22?

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Sometimes it takes a friend who you're mad at.

"Hey um? What's going on? You're acting very un-BB like."?

He was correct. I had lost my way. Part of it was definitely him induced, but part of it was a bigger issue. One that revolves around some certain key truths.

A couple of years ago I decided I needed to go on a journey of...
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sid:
what kind of computer? i think i can get this one running smoothly again. i think it's the shitty charger i have that's making it fritz, but i've been looking for a pc i can upgrade into something decent for gaming. (i need my silent hill)
kwizzle:
It definitely did go better yesterday. Thanks for the well-wishes biggrin
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The time has come (the walrus said) to talk of other things.

In 1985 if someone would have said to me that in 21 years, Michael Jackson would be 'pas cool' vs Weird Al yankovic still being 'freaking awesome' (I'm talking industry wide, and not just my own personal feelings here) I'd have scoffed at them. But oh ho ho, the twists of fate!

Anyways...
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This may be serious.

I'm starting to have some sniffles (of sickness and not of sadness)

-and- I just noticed that I'm out of tequila.

How can I fight the influenza if I do not have a stash of cactus enabled, immune system boosting liquor?

Write congress. This is going to get Federal very quickly.



imagoldfish:
Seriously, Vitamin Water. "defense" flavor. that shit is amazing. I'm kicking this cold's ass. The last guy is really hard.
imagoldfish:
and by the way, let me just tell you how thrilled i am to find someone else who appreciates The Court Jester. God i love that movie.
The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the flagon with the dragon has the brew that is true...
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In case you ever try it:

The cream in Bailey's Irish Cream does not count as dairy for the day
The 'leafy green' *cough* cactus *cough* in Tequilla does not count as vegetables for the day.

if you don't eat anything else over the course of the day, the next... you will be hungry.

Please... learn from the mistakes of others!

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imagoldfish:
It would be kind of hilarious if your cocktail diet resulted in you getting scurvy.
And yeah, spicy v8 makes for an awesome bloody mary.
necia:
Thanks!

I really have a huge soft spot for Senator Kerry, which I have to hide by framing my protests in wordy and intellectual-sounding criticisms of the overall state of things, instead of just saying, "Hey, you shut up! I like him!" wink

A good all-night place is a precious thing indeed. Perkins isn't the best, of course, but it's there--and after college in a small town, where not a damn thing was open past 9:00, I'll take what I can get. tongue
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Spent a relaxing afternoon at the Nashoba Winery. Nursed a bottle of Riesling, ate some cheddar and mustard, and read a Judas Unchained.

The interesting thing about not having read in a while (coupled with the fact that I didn't put in a bookmark) is that I had to spend a good portion of time just figuring out where the heck I was in the...
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be_elzebe:
This is geek central. You should join the Sci Fi group!
sweet_evil:
You lie.
The child actor (Jason James Richter) from free willy was NOT eaten by a whale.
Thats right, I looked that shit up!
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Hooray for follow through!
(or a morality tale of the dangers of peer pressure)

(and man weddings can be great)
big house. Nice home grown ceremony where the bridge and groom wrote their own vows. Tons of good food. One particularly cute caterer girl was going out of her way to bring us stuff.

Mat - You better get a phone number
Becky -Totally she's...
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