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sometimes i make it downright impossible to love me.

hell, most of the time i make it hard to even LIKE me.

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stewd:
i bought chick pants
meempants:
"Cum on feel the noze!!!!"
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"tim, can we trade genitals?"
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bettietwoguns:
oh so happy!!! yea!!! i will speak to you soon, re: transit. i am so excited! we are gonna fuck shit up!
stewd:
Beware the underpants gnomes!
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okay. so i'm fucking nuts. but it makes me a fun hostess.

hung out last night with strawbettie, ozymandias and stewd....

strawbettie is my new best friend.
tarot cards can suck my fucking dick.

i decided that we needed some adventure in the night, since no one wanted to really DO anything, and the only places i ever go in boston are bars (go figure,...
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bettietwoguns:
ummm. things are not as they seem. we must speak. hehe. oops. the boy i love has a girlfriend. haha. i told you they don't love me back.
zenexistence:
I miss all the good stuff.
I want to be a cockmaster.
Ew.
No I don't.
No more Nyquil for me.

-Scotty
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my fingers are crossed for several different reasons:

1) strawbettie this weekend??
2) NYC curry mayhem in a couple of weeks? (also including strawbettie)
3) east coast tour with isabelle/toreena/emma??
4) a visit to or from zenexistance?
5) more ink soon?
6) phone date tomorrow??
7) a camera to take more photos with??

i best be careful. my hands may soon turn into a horribly...
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liquid29:
Been a while, lovely lady...but I'll be seeing you in NYC...hope all is well... smile
bettietwoguns:
yea! new best friend! funnest girl in boston! can't wait to see you again! i'll send you pics of our gnome.
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t i r e d

so very

very


t i r e d

(but i'm naked! on the internet!!!! with isabelle!!!! weeeeeee)
see now, what i mean by tired?
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biohazyrd:
that's dementia setting in. perhaps a sedative or a slice of cheesecake will do. yes, i did say cheesecake.

josyph
zenexistence:
I'm tired ... of living in Florida.

Why don't we trade and I'll do a naked set with you and Isabelle can move to Florida? Whaddya think? Use your vast powers of persuasion and talk her into it.
Tell her I'll provide the donuts, PBR AND the plane ticket ... work it B, work it.

-Sunshiney Scotty
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rain rain go away
come again some other day

(like the next time i have a date so that we are forced to partake in some "indoor activites")
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annie:
dear bailey,
i am comletely in aww of your new set. altho i thought i would be your first 2 girl set.... it rocks none the less.
love you doll!
love maggie
mattereaterlad2:
to throw my voice in there with maggie, my horrible, horrible day now ain't quite so bad. thank ya.
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all i want is:

a good nights sleep
a place to call home
a stable relationship
a better way to do things
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rawr_ima_monster:
Try making a Peanut Butter and Banana Sandwich, it's absolutely none of those very important things, but it's really easy to get, and all you need is bread bananas and peanut butter. Yum.
-munch, munch
Dave
chaosmonkey:
I don't really have anything important or earth-shattering to add. All those things are very good things to want and to have. I want them, too.
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"bailey loves you"
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mobprod:
Can't wait to see the story. Definitely give me a taste before you dispose of it. What has been your experience with the long distance dilemma?
zenexistence:
Oh yeah? Well, Munkee loves you.
Too much.
It's almost disturbing how much so.
But he's medicated and doing MUCH better now ...

Please visit Mianus soon.

Ow.

-Me
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i have officially moved.

and i have one of these cool e-mail checkerupper thingys in my bedroom.
it doesnt like AIM though.

ermmmm.....i wanna go on a plane trip somewhere. or get some more ink done. or go on a plane trip to get some ink done.
oh,the possibilities are endless.

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demolitionkitten:
hey! you have my old job : )
I bet you are much better at it than I am. Err, maybe not. damn, I am really good at it :X
bettietwoguns:
may be drivin down to Boston next weekend. thought you might wanna know.
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does he remember that its been two months already?

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ponyboy_curtis:
bailey, bailey, bailey.
i only bumped you off my favs list cuz we are right down the hall from each other and i thought you could tell you were my favorite already.
you know the way i slide cookies under your door, send you black roses and how i serenade you outside your window with acoustic versions of Burzum songs.
check my list again.
now elera is gonna be on my ass.
zenexistence:
If he doesn't then he's a fucking ass-clown, extraordinaire.
Obviously.

Keep the faith, Leaf.

-Scotty
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drinking lots of coffee gives me the same feeling in my tummy as falling in love does.

me and coffee are going to be together for a long long time.

i wish i could make love to coffee.

there are such things as coffee enimas.

why am i always the one who takes things a step too far?
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biohazyrd:
B,
if you liked Choke, you gotta read Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk as well. Cults, media exploitation, landfill of obsolete porn. Also, Invisible Monsters too. that book is one his weirder ones. don't ask, i just know.
demolitionkitten:
that explains why I a have been drinking over an entire pot a day then.

I hate myself.

I will be back that way soon enough and I will not pull over in a rest area parking lot to take a nap instead of going to Boston. How stupid of me. *kicks self in shin*