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but the question still remains....

will anyone ever truly love this girl?
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xhexedx:
wow I really really cool girl from boston, awesome, amazing even
starsandsmokes:
dumbass!!!
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i have a new love.

strawbettie.

its not a sexual love. its a friendship love.

as close to being in love with friend as you could be.

i appreciate her. having her around.

shes comfortable with me enough to nap while i visit.

if nothing else, this site has brought her to me.
i am grateful.


sixsixty is next. hes gonna be my bitch.
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sixsixty:
did you watch her as she showered? does she shower?
sixsixty:
did you go through her panty drawer??
=O

did you steal any?

what size shoes does she wear?

what color were her sheets?

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in honor of my boy from back in the day, and the fact that his band THE KINGS OF NUTHIN rock my world, i have redone my profile with lyrics to their new album "fight songs"

if you buy it i will love you forever.






off to the land of strawbetties.
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mobprod:
Nice to hear good news from ya! Of course we're still on! Talk to you soon!
sixsixty:
thanks.
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:bitter girl enters stage left:
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ponyboy_curtis:
when does the bitter one arrive in the city by the bay?
isabelle:
and quickly exits stage right to be replaced by HAPPY DANCEY MIDGET BUNNY :dancedancedance, tippitytippityhoppityhophoppinganddancingallaround: reenter bitter girl, smooshes HAPPYDANCEYMIDGETBUNNY and rips his little midget ears off with her teeth. feeling better girl jumps off of the stage and is offered several drinks and plane tickets to whereever she wants to go.
(and to make it end happily, she comes here)
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i hate people that tell you "everything is going to be alright eventually." or even "things will work out".

OF COURSE THEY FUCKING WILL. what other option do you have???

i'm lonely. and i promised i would never write stupid emo shit like that here. but some promises have been broken so i figured i would just jump on that band wagon.

boo hoo hoo.


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spankenstein:
Promises,Promises.

Give Beth a Big fat wet one for me this weekend.

bettietwoguns:
i have been lonely too . . . you know, for companionship and shit. but then the coolest girl sent me presents. now i feel loved. *smoooooooooch*
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to every simpsons fan:

i am sorry to disappoint you. i DO watch the simpsons, if they are on and i am not in control of the television. however i do not seek them out, like some people whose entire life is lived as a string of simpsons quotes.

i would much rather quote pee wee herman.

i know you are, but what am i?...
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rawr_ima_monster:
I forgive you.
-doesn't force it on anyone, but enjoys fellow simpsons-appreciators.
Dave
sixsixty:
i prefer to just watch bailey F'N maxwell.
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i'm not looking, but here goes anyway:

i am: bailey FUCKIN' maxwell. (the only person in the world who does not like the simpsons.)

i am into: trouble. (constantly.)

i am looking for: a clean pair of socks. (its way past laundry day.)
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biohazyrd:
B,
what about Futurama, do you even like that? come on, there's Bender, the alcoholic, antisocial robot.
Socks, no problem, i got enough to cover China's population. you like black socks, eh? assuming you like them faded with holes by the toes. but, clean they are. i'll send them to you via Fed Express, along with my body parts that you requested.

josyph
murkling:
I cannot abide by you not liking the simpsons. I guess more for the rest of us then.
I do have a good idea for your sock dilemma: Buy new ones.That is what I do anyway.
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being at the middle east and listening to my boy from back in the day rock out on stage while resting my head on strawbetties shoulder and double fisting my beers leads to a perfect perfect night.

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arik:
oh man, the middle east. i think i miss that place :-)
throatneedle:
stahh mahhkit!
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in a perfect world i would understand.

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jlowe:

ambiguity generates feedback.
sixsixty:
Just when I think that I've forgot you
I hear that thug that we used to rock to
Just When I think I'm gettin' on without you
Somebody Passed and asked me about you

Was in the back of the cab the other day
Swear to God I saw you walking passed the other way
My heart rushed, my face flushed
Tell the driver hit the breaks slow the pace up
Wait up, It wasn't you
Realised it's a mirage I was running to
Damn, can the affects of Love and time
Cause the mind to trick the eye?
I wonder how you gettin' by
And all the stars still in your eyes
But you still just get the five
You break the bank to spend the time
I reminisce of shifting time, to when you was mine
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for the longest time i have been searching for a middle name.

today it hit me. bailey FUCKIN' maxwell.

if anyone can think of anything better, i would gladly consider it.

last night i found a scratch ticket on the floor of the train. it was winner. woo hoo. two more dollars in my pocket. that buys me 4 extra rounds of tekkin at the...
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was_nicole:
are you going to sgny curry night on the 19th? that would be soo exciting
emma:
bailey - get you fuckign all to plattsburgh ASAP