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dont be fooled by the rocks that i got
i'm still bailey from the block
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amina:
i got an email a few weeks back informing me that 'jenny from the block loves to suck cock' im sure she does.
redskull:
Yeah, don't be fooled by the rocks she got...
Those were my rocks... Bailey kicked me in the shins and took them from me.

Then she bit me.

Left a mark too.
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last weekend i watched that stupid reality dating show "joe millionaire". actually, i only watched fourty five minutes of it before i got sick of every fucking stupid whore talking about how she felt "like cinderella"

for those of you who dont know, this show sets up twenty five girls to be "chosen" by one dude, EVAN, and live happily ever after. the show takes...
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trinityy:
i hate those shows with a passion they are so goddamn lame. i can't stand tv at all and these shows just make me want to hurt someone
likittysplit:
kiss
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in high school i hung out at the local dunkin donuts making up silly songs and limericks.

my favorite was the herpes song:

herpes herpes on my face
herpes herpes everyplace

i know there was more than that, but high school was a long time ago.
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superfly4343:
Mmmmmmmmmmmm......DooooooNuuuuuts.

bettietwoguns:
i'm such a bad friend. i will call this weekend. probably today.
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no.
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my_name_is_keith:
wait what was the question again?
dust:
Bailey! You kind of look like my girlfriend, so it's a natural that you are hella cute! Oh, and what's this no shit? That's okay, being indignant is cool...
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i am sorry DMX, but pain is NOT love...no matter how many times you tattoo it on your body.
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toreena:
Thats not DMX, that's Ja Rule!

How dare you mix them up!
rogueboy:
Y'all gonna make him lose his mind, up in here, up in here!
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i want to become best friends with the following people:

the entire band of sum 41

the entire band of a newfound glory

britney murphy

chunk from goonies

the entire cast of that 70s show

and anyone who can make a kickass burrito.
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my_name_is_keith:
don't worry too much about it, you canmake it up to me
emma:
hahah sum 41 - they are from my area
i just met the lead singer the other day downtown, i got a pic if you wanna see...hes a member here too.

[Edited on Jan 02, 2003]
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new years resolution:

live every fucking day with my eyes wide open.

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winter_____:
Sounds like a plan.
nyhcx516:
i think that sounds like a GREAT idea
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sex tip for the new year:

leave your motherfucking boots on!

...and dont forget the condom. oops.
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spacecobra:
Sounds like a good tip to me!!
Just don't kick me.
maelwys:
my boots are large and have steel caps. I wouldnt want to injure anybody smile I still got my wellies though, that might work
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mum just stumbled over telling me she knows about this site.

she thinks i need more affection.

i bet i could milk this one.

"if you really loved me you would buy me those sneakers and then i wouldnt feel the need to be naked on the internet. *sob*"

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coygirl:
i tend to think you need more affection as well...especially from canadian girls whose names ryhme with "toygirl"!!
starsandsmokes:
... i told you didn't i...
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i'm sitting in front of this computer trying to come up with something to write.

'iron man' is stuck in my head.

i'm craving chocolate chip cookies.

paycheck is in my pocket.

strawberry yogurt is on my pants. (three year olds like to throw things)

and i realize....i have a knee sock fetish. and i always make sure my undies match them. today its pink...
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bt:
Hey, did you see that Mr. Rollins is coming to Avalon in February?
deathcurse219:
i just wanted to thank you for giving me an awe-inspiring set to look at after i finished all of my school work for the semester. keep up the amazing work. and knee-socks are extremely hot, so embrace the fetish to its fullest extent. rawk....oh yeah and glassjaw is amazing. worship and tribute hasn't left my stereo for a month.
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if you dont enhance my life in any way, you are not allowed in it.

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zenexistence:
I could enhance your ... ahem ... well, nevermind.

Turkey is good.

-Scotty
thatzac:
thus, i shall try to enhance:
today you will go to a bookstore and buy a book of poetry by w.h. auden.
the next homeless person you see on the street, you will not ignore, or just give change to, but sit down with and ask "how long have you been out here?" continue the conversation.
stare at a pollock painting and wonder, was that last drink worth it?
listen to some of beethoven's last and think about being deaf.
find a child and tell her about the best story you've ever read.
breathe deeply and exhale savoring every second you have been allowed.

peace out. reprazent.
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viva la pierced penis!
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coco:
queen of the one liners, miss bailey!
me no like the pierced junk. icky poo.
atomic_tiki:
funny that sixsixty says "eep" Mr. 0-gauge

tongue