you have my truest love, my wonderful friend. be well and fight hard, as if i had to say it for you to do it.
a toast. grab a drink. "to lost loves, absent friends, and old gods in the seasons of mists, and may each and every one of us always give the devil his due."
my job is awesome, if not a little boring. okay, a lot boring, but i'll take it.
my boy is more amazing each and every day. i mentioned to him the other night i was craving ice cream and he comes downstairs with a sundae just for me.....i guess the way to my heart is through my... Read More
i start my new job tomorrow and i'm sick as a dog.
which is weird, because i know several dogs and none of them are ever sick....
i will be living on a cat pissed stain futon for the next three weeks after that its commute 80 miles each way until i get enough paychecks to afford the move in fees for an apartment.
i will donate upwards of $25,000 if necessary, on ONE CONDITION. you must make a simultaneous and equal donation to the get zac the fuck out of his parents' house fund.
it'll work out, i swear.
you are good people. just thought you should know.
Um dear, isn't the members that are supposed to be living in their parents' basement? Not the models......
I'm just kidding. I lived with my 'rents past my 27th birthday. You do what you have to do. Life ain't easy. So stay with them, save some money and figure shit out.
Yeah, no one knows how to drive in this state!!! it's freaky!
as for the vodka...maybe you're not drinking it correctly...we should go out again..and I'll show ya how I do it...
My account is closing here on tues I think. But if you are in my neck of the woods give me a call or send me an email...we need to hang out again!!
You know even though I have very strong ties to where I live, loving NYC as much as I do, and not really being able to move very far because of my job, I really do have wanderlust. That's why I travel as much as possible. It's my only way to cure the itch.
Truckers are like modern-day nomads.
Although your comment made me think of something Chuck Palahniuk said..."They have signs that say "All You Can Eat," why not a sign over a restroom that says "All You Can Shit"?"
that's what happens whenever i go to a strip club!! they all ask me where i work....and i am like...ummm i am not a dancer....are you coming out to La for the SGB tryouts????????Please?????!!!
That's a little strange., Last time I went to a stip club I was on a blind date with a girl in NYC and she's like "lets go in there" (we were near times square. We were sitting up front and the guy next to us, gave me $50 for her to give him a lapdace. It didn't work so he just bought her a lapdance and watched then bought me a lapdance to get me away from her. Strange date..
I'm so scared! Are you in the middle of some crazy bible belt where birth control is STRICTLY outlawed? Or are you just a cheap ass like myself and drive to where it's cheapest?
i hope you feel better. please.