bailey

I guess you just haven't met the right set yet!?

i never remember anything she does to me. she let a dog hump my ass last night. dont remember a second of it. oh well

Dear Dork (aka Bailey),

I am bored.
Stop my boredom with witty comments.

Thanks.

Love,
PJ

finally home for good, we got to hang out, Kevin got a car now so it'll probably make it out there.

as long as you promise not to get pissed with me reminding you. I'll give you a shout right before I'm coming down. but if you are coming to the SGNH meet this friday then we'll say yo then. you gotta wear your mini gun pendant cos that's the shizz.

Cheer up, Bailey, there's so much good in the world... Uh, fuck it. That shit never worked on me either. Got the blues? Revel in it for a while then drift out of it.

D'oh

Good idea with the wishlist... What every soon-to-be hobo needs - an Amazon wishlist.

I want to quit my job but I have alot of bills and would need another job first hope thing are good otherwise though

For i am Boston!!!!!!!!! hear me roar!!!!



now get the fuck outta the way befor i hit you so haaaad your eyebrow falls off...........tit head!

Dear Bailey,

You are really full from all the tacos you ate. You should burp it'll make you feel better. We need to go get really fucking drunk. After that we can go back to your place *wink*. Remember that time we partied all night in a hotel? That was real insane. Maybe tomorrow we can have breakfast. You are my favorite SG. I want you!

Signed, yours truly, Pip.


p.s. You need to get your sexy ass down to NYC and visit me, ASAP.

i want to go sailing

hello from the road. i might have some wheels when I get home so I can come visit. I'll be home in a couple of weeks, we got to hang out.

alright come on we all knew it was coming. It's not like it was a big suprise or anything it just took a little longer than planned thats all I really think the Red Sox are better off with out him. His attidude has sucked for the last season and a half and it was even worse after the whole A-Rod almost thing. So I say good riddance and don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out

in addition to not being able to swim, your reference to alcohol might also be a good reason to wear a lifejacket
(Help! captain! I'm drowning in my martini! Save me!)

have fun on the cruise if you need swimming lessons I'll give them to you for free or I could let you borrow one of my life vests out of my boat

mmmmmmmmmu?

yep

watch out boy she'll chew you up. there more stories too. ask about the pictures of me wearing a feather boa