i think that i shall start a service called
rent a boy/girlfriend.
for those days when you dont want to talk, or fuck
you just want a warm body to rest your head on.
not prostituion exactly.....more like....cuddlestituion for the hopelessly single/antisocial.
also: the stitches on my back are infected. its going to leave the coolest scar ever.
have fun doing it!