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trevallion:
I'm totally voting for second chance sunday.
crim:
OOOooOOOooOOOOhhh!
gah. so i'm here, in the motherland (boise, idaho). the drive was fine, but i've only spent 20 minutes with my racist, selfish, cunt-hole of a step grandmother and i am ready to shotgun a fifth of cheap whiskey. she is evil.
pray for me. preferably to some god of retribution and vengeance. so that she chokes on a lil smokey tomorow afternoon. don't worry,...
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pray for me. preferably to some god of retribution and vengeance. so that she chokes on a lil smokey tomorow afternoon. don't worry,...
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samling:
i like you. you're funny.
samling:
it was overdue. and i like saying nice things.
so, i went back to the old home town last weekend to raise money for my high school. it was fun, i got drunk, i wore a kilt, and i got to hang with my BFF for most of the weekend. plus, i bought a miniature cannon.
i would show pictures, but i was too lazy to take any, so fucking deal.
i also started...
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i would show pictures, but i was too lazy to take any, so fucking deal.
i also started...
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zamn:
Hahah! Dude, you are going to be having a hard few years to come if you can't stand the 80's... Honestly I think we are turning directly into the next fad 80's fashion hi right about now (or soon anyway)... be ready to see tons of square/circle/triangle neon printed clothing, wayfarer sunglasses, neon Brittish Knights/Reeboks/Nikes, and many many odes to early 90's late 80's TV, fashion and music. Thats my prediction anyway. Hope PDX is treating you well my friend and hopefully Ill be back up there to visit again soon.
subrosa:
Tremendously out of my league, even!
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
i love wearing a kilt.
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jaylin:
SWAP.avi is 1,000 times worse. I haven't ever seen ANY of that movie, and I wont. An hour long??? That was the worst minute of my LIFE. I could never stand an hour of it.
tutunaku:
I prefer a little black dress
i love my life.
my work is pretty awesome, if not a little hard on the lower back. but i am getting wicked guns these days from endlessly pounding on dough, which means those kids down at the middle school have some serious competition come arm-wrestling season.
i spent most of tonight drinking beer and trying desperately to beat my wonderful girlfriend at pinball. she's...
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my work is pretty awesome, if not a little hard on the lower back. but i am getting wicked guns these days from endlessly pounding on dough, which means those kids down at the middle school have some serious competition come arm-wrestling season.
i spent most of tonight drinking beer and trying desperately to beat my wonderful girlfriend at pinball. she's...
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mrcrisp:
i, uh, <3 you too? 
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bean:
Rickroll'd. Only when you tried to close it it reopened itself and started autoplaying. I had to force quit my browser to shut it off.
meatpieboy:
"Not enough mana"
so, now that the inferno is on it's way to smoldering, it's time for a new post.
i'm pretty happy with the way things turned out. a lot of douchebags went and outed themselves, and it's good having some reference points for the asshats. there is of course the fact that it happened in the first place, but hey. no one's perfect. the response was,...
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i'm pretty happy with the way things turned out. a lot of douchebags went and outed themselves, and it's good having some reference points for the asshats. there is of course the fact that it happened in the first place, but hey. no one's perfect. the response was,...
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bean:
But yeah, not gonna get one for any price anytime soon. I need to check with the DMV and see when I can get my license back without having to pay for crazy "I'm a dumbass" insurance resulting from my DUI in early 2006. I think it's 2 years, which means I should be able to get it early next year, and then I'll start thinking about a scooter.
Until then, I'd rather walk than have to get that insurance. So I do.
Until then, I'd rather walk than have to get that insurance. So I do.
pistolita:
oh god. the sad thing about our society lately is that we're filled with drama. it's so overkill!! Reality television shows perpetuate the drama and the love for the drama.
It makes me sick. When I run across shows like that, I laugh out loud at how bogus it is that people WATCH that shit. Peoples lives must be really that boring to where others' lives are just more important.
It makes me sick. When I run across shows like that, I laugh out loud at how bogus it is that people WATCH that shit. Peoples lives must be really that boring to where others' lives are just more important.
apparently, i am functionally retarded. for the second time this year, i found myself at providence hospital's emergency room for stitches. 9 to be exact. 4 on the right pinky, as i nearly sliced the tip of it off, and 5 on the right middle finger, because i nearly took a real nice slice off of the middle.
the culprit this time? a large can...
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the culprit this time? a large can...
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magpie:
I like having you around the site. You're good people.
jaylin:
I'm glad someone laughed at that Now lets post a whole bunch of un-PC shit in our blogs to prove that the site hasn't completely gone down teh crapper!
Now lets post a whole bunch of un-PC shit in our blogs to prove that the site hasn't completely gone down teh crapper!new kitchen working space = teh sex.
i won $4.16 in an internet contest put on by court tv, applebees and suzuki. which means approximately 5,999 other people were able to figure out the lamest puzzles ever created by a 7 year old mongoloid semi-literate monkey. yay me.
not much else.
party on, and be excellent to each other.
i won $4.16 in an internet contest put on by court tv, applebees and suzuki. which means approximately 5,999 other people were able to figure out the lamest puzzles ever created by a 7 year old mongoloid semi-literate monkey. yay me.
not much else.
party on, and be excellent to each other.
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babyblue:
But it's an adorable dust mop with eyes! 
See you guys at brunch on Sunday?
See you guys at brunch on Sunday?
unravled:
I think I didn't clearly express my frustration with the whole situation. While my first instinct in almost any situation is to reach out and help where I can, I know there's not much I can do in this situation. My intention going forward is to let her use the phone when she asks, call the police when the need calling, and stay out of it as much as possible otherwise.
so, updates on my life:
1) i am no longer living alone. as of last night, schmelectra is now my new housemate. not that she hasn't been for the last 3 or so months, but it's now official. all her shit is here.
2) due mostly to 1), i am the proud owner of much new furniture. having someone else's shit in my basement filled...
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1) i am no longer living alone. as of last night, schmelectra is now my new housemate. not that she hasn't been for the last 3 or so months, but it's now official. all her shit is here.
2) due mostly to 1), i am the proud owner of much new furniture. having someone else's shit in my basement filled...
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unravled:
I headed that way, and promptly got lost. Eventually I found a freeway and decided to just head home instead. Are you there every week?
snakeplissken:
My ten year is in a month. I will not attend either.
so i was listening to evangelical radio yesterday (don't ask), and i heard anne coulter refer to clinton as an 'adultering, lying, felon; basically the personification of evil'.
i almost wrecked my car. aside from the first part, all of those apply more to bush than clinton. like way more.
i almost wrecked my car. aside from the first part, all of those apply more to bush than clinton. like way more.
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unravled:
Is Anne Coulter even relevant anymore? My grandpa thinks she's a nut job, and all he does is sit around the house watching Fox News and talking about what a great president Bush is.
trevallion:
Target has the first five of the set right now!
so we're getting close to one of my least favorite 'holidays'. every year, for the last 5 or so, i have hated this day.
whenever the patriotic, jingoistic flag waving bruh-ha-ha on september 11th takes place, i want to vomit. whenever they show that fucking footage, i want to die.
i was there. it sucked, i hate thinking about it.
it's the only thing i...
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whenever the patriotic, jingoistic flag waving bruh-ha-ha on september 11th takes place, i want to vomit. whenever they show that fucking footage, i want to die.
i was there. it sucked, i hate thinking about it.
it's the only thing i...
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deusexmachina:
If I don't get a day off of school for it, it is not a holiday. End of story.