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I posted this in my other journal too, but when it comes to jokes made in poor taste, I think that it's always best to spread it around.

An image that is too big for the SG frame.

Today I actually wore a track suit, a pair of running shoes, and a beanie out of the house. I feel like I should be carrying a gun and wearing a rolex.

I dont eat genetically modified food. It isn't that I am "frightened by the concept of altering nature." I just think that they do stupid shit when they genetically modify the food. I could give a fuck about seedless grapes. I want grapes with wings that will fly into my mouth, so I don't have to put down my PS3 controller.

C'mon scientists, get with...
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Subject: Where in every ounce of fagginess in Arties shines through.

Dear H&M,

I am writing you this ficticious letter to let you know that you have not only found your way back into my good graces, but have have renewed the love that I once had for you, but thought dead.

I am sorry for leaving you behind, but I was pretty angry when...
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I am trying to figure out an extra funny way to post about the fact that I am online in the shitter at Barnes and Nobles. There really isn't anything to add though.

The village, in which I currently reside, has a population of about 1300 people. It is nestled snugly in the foothills of the Adirondac mountains, in upstate NY. The politics of the area are about what you expect from such a demographic. Solid working class ideals. Do your job, feed your familly, begrudgingly accept the existance of brown people, hate you some fags, etc... That...
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Last night I finally finished downloading all of the episodes of Heroes. Have I mentioned that I am adicted to this show? My dad got me into it a few weeks back. I watched like half of episode 7 and then made myself stop. I liked it so much that I didn't want to ruin it by watching out of order. I then got my...
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I don't know if I have mentioned this on here before or not, but I LOVE bars. I haven't had a drop of alcohol in about 10 years now, but I still love me some bars. Tonight was a prime example of why.

I haven't really been out on a busy bar night since I left philly. I mean, I have been out to the...
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Yeah, accessing porn sites from the library.

Things are weird lately. I mean, nothing is outright terrible, so I have no right to complain. I am just less than thrilled with my day to day life. I am not a big fan of the area that I live in, and I hate to admit it, but I am kind of lonely. That is funny considering...
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This weekend has been fucking fantastic so far. I didn't really give any prior warning, because I wasn't sure that I was going to be able to make it, but I came down to philly on saturday after work.

Saturday night was a relatively boring halloween party in south Jerz, that was really just worth going to because there were some frineds of mine there,...
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Why do cats want to be pet most when you are defecating?