Hmm, I should put something here. Something to justify my time writing this instead of playing the feck out of Metal Gear Solid 3 because once I win that I'm going back to win Onimusha 3 then I'm finishing off Final Fantasy X-2 despite the characters being totally detestable wretches. Then I may start on Splinter Cell. By that time I might have The Last...
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I frequently wonder why I like being me sometimes.
The latest reason is this IM chat I just had with my brother regarding his birthday next month.
Duncan says: I cannae get deus ex - it be sold OUT
Edward says: you fool
Edward says: thats the name of the people selling it budget
Edward says: the sold out range
Duncan says: vot?
Edward says:...
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The latest reason is this IM chat I just had with my brother regarding his birthday next month.
Duncan says: I cannae get deus ex - it be sold OUT
Edward says: you fool
Edward says: thats the name of the people selling it budget
Edward says: the sold out range
Duncan says: vot?
Edward says:...
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treblah:
HA! i liked DE2: Invisible War, but you're right it definitely was a whiny n***er compared to the first one 
- do what i do to my bro man...just smack the bugger!
- do what i do to my bro man...just smack the bugger!
metaleric:
Um, no. I didn't see any of them. They must be in training camp or something.
I forgot Kordell was even on the Bears. I always think of him as a Steeler.
I forgot Kordell was even on the Bears. I always think of him as a Steeler.
Arrrgh FLIP. It happened again. Gosh fricking darn it.
I blame those dirty (yet fearless and pretty sexy) fuckass pricks from Guernsey. Just because one starts chanting the name in a slow manner is not just cause to inflict the difficulty I've had to deal with tonight. Well not in my eyes. God's maybe.
Bedtime, I'm a busy man this summer.
I blame those dirty (yet fearless and pretty sexy) fuckass pricks from Guernsey. Just because one starts chanting the name in a slow manner is not just cause to inflict the difficulty I've had to deal with tonight. Well not in my eyes. God's maybe.
Bedtime, I'm a busy man this summer.
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metaleric:
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!?!?
loslope:
You, sir, are a mystery wrapped in a cunnundrum (to borrow from McDonalds). I'm not sure what you are talking about, but you seem pissed off. Nighty night.
I had an update, but I somehow lost it.
Thank you fine world.
Thank you fine world.
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vrulovwrath:
Unbelievable 
vrulovwrath:
Cracked? Whats that? God bless me? hehehehe I don't think so...
How my birthday started:
Finding the dog pissing and shitting over himself totally unable to stand at 3:30 in the morning. An utterly shocking deterioration from 6 hours earlier.
This continued throughout the night and into the morning.
One hour ago the vet put him out of his ignomony.
R.I.P. Blondie - dumber than a netful of retards but the most loving and loyal companion...
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Finding the dog pissing and shitting over himself totally unable to stand at 3:30 in the morning. An utterly shocking deterioration from 6 hours earlier.
This continued throughout the night and into the morning.
One hour ago the vet put him out of his ignomony.
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loslope:
Out of reach, eh? I will do so soon.
treblah:
i'm sorry about the dog, man...
is that what put you in a temporary state of insanity? (i.e. thinking Seagal movies were worth watching???)
i kid! i kid! Under Siege was good and so was Glimmerman...maybe? and...um...i think that's it
happy belated one
is that what put you in a temporary state of insanity? (i.e. thinking Seagal movies were worth watching???)
i kid! i kid! Under Siege was good and so was Glimmerman...maybe? and...um...i think that's it
happy belated one
The nut of my update.
Feh.
Get used to it. These here updates are going to become way more sparse for the immediate future. Got priorities mes amis and time has become so, so precious.
One last thing - I'll never understand this fanboy fuss about George Romero. The best thing he ever put on celluoid was the chaotic newsroom scene at the start of...
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Feh.
Get used to it. These here updates are going to become way more sparse for the immediate future. Got priorities mes amis and time has become so, so precious.
One last thing - I'll never understand this fanboy fuss about George Romero. The best thing he ever put on celluoid was the chaotic newsroom scene at the start of...
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snottlebocket:
happy birthday, have a great one.
metaleric:
Happy B-Day.
Guess what film I watched last night from the quotes.
Don't you call me an asshole!
Don't you call me a fucking idiot!
I don't know a fucking Jew with enough balls to say such a thing.
Great lines lost in the shuffle. The film please. And no I'm not giving you the answer whether you're right or wrong. You must know within yourself.
I...
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Don't you call me an asshole!
Don't you call me a fucking idiot!
I don't know a fucking Jew with enough balls to say such a thing.
Great lines lost in the shuffle. The film please. And no I'm not giving you the answer whether you're right or wrong. You must know within yourself.
I...
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_pauly_:
Reservoir FUCKING dogs lol
How are you sir?
lol
How are you sir?
loslope:
My friend, I thought that I was a slacker...you must update! I hope that all is well with you. Take care.
J
I hope that all is well with you. Take care.
J
SYCHO and the EGG review MR and MRS SMITH:
EGG: The best bit of the film was when he was kicking her.
SYCHO: Yeah. That was genius. Let's watch that bit again.
EGG: Agreed.
SYCHO and the EGG review BATMAN BEGINS:
(The batmobile drives over, and severely fucks, slated roofs)
EGG: You know, I was supporting him until he did that.
SYCHO: Ah, come on....
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EGG: The best bit of the film was when he was kicking her.
SYCHO: Yeah. That was genius. Let's watch that bit again.
EGG: Agreed.
SYCHO and the EGG review BATMAN BEGINS:
(The batmobile drives over, and severely fucks, slated roofs)
EGG: You know, I was supporting him until he did that.
SYCHO: Ah, come on....
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loslope:
Ahhh, Romero... My boy.
Thank the Lord you didn't like the Smiths...just that. Thank you, God.
Thank the Lord you didn't like the Smiths...just that. Thank you, God.
someoneuk:
I so wish I had that photo! But alas.
You cut out the football results
They sow unrest
Exchange between Dennis the Red Menace and his Dad from Viz 146. Such genius.
I have this ugly bruise on my bicep from walking into that bloody wall the other day. It is god awful ugly - turd-a-licious foul. This will teach me for walking into walls. Actually it won't. I just have this funky knack...
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They sow unrest
Exchange between Dennis the Red Menace and his Dad from Viz 146. Such genius.
I have this ugly bruise on my bicep from walking into that bloody wall the other day. It is god awful ugly - turd-a-licious foul. This will teach me for walking into walls. Actually it won't. I just have this funky knack...
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soldatka:
Oh, you're not a proper inbreed then! Neither am I, I'm what they call an "atomic" which means your grandparents or parents came up to work at Dounreay. But I escaped!
Hope your bruises mend soon, sending you some virtual arnica through the wires...
Neither am I, I'm what they call an "atomic" which means your grandparents or parents came up to work at Dounreay. But I escaped!
Hope your bruises mend soon, sending you some virtual arnica through the wires...
skeneo:
ive heard its a good game but never got round to getting it as ill nead to get an xbox one day and live lol
i know what you mean about the kids you just want the smoother them...no i never left a word off that sentancelol
well i hope things are going well with you and the book laters man
i know what you mean about the kids you just want the smoother them...no i never left a word off that sentancelol
well i hope things are going well with you and the book laters man
These past two days have been WHOA!!!! In this time and space I have:
Received a letter form an agent wanting to more of the book. Cue Americanisation. (Oooh, he sentence write good.)
Seen inside a dog's asshole. (There are ways to hold a dog. The right way (my way), the wrong way and the Shetland way (Egg's way). Ghastly.)
Offered to be hooked up...
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Received a letter form an agent wanting to more of the book. Cue Americanisation. (Oooh, he sentence write good.)
Seen inside a dog's asshole. (There are ways to hold a dog. The right way (my way), the wrong way and the Shetland way (Egg's way). Ghastly.)
Offered to be hooked up...
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malina:
haha... I was a brownie one time... when I was like... ummm.. 7 I think...
the count will be down to 7 this friday!
the count will be down to 7 this friday!
skeneo:
hey i was scratching as i was asleep so i must have been so there lol
hows things going well i hope
laters man
hows things going well i hope
laters man
If you've ever had a passing interest in professional wrestling and did not see the ECW last night, go out of your fecking way to do so. It'll remind of why you ever had that passing interest. Serious.
Anyway, in writing there's a difference between writing brilliance and writing believing you'll make things brilliant. It takes doing the former to fully realise the latter. Which...
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Anyway, in writing there's a difference between writing brilliance and writing believing you'll make things brilliant. It takes doing the former to fully realise the latter. Which...
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soldatka:
Ta for the CD, haven't listened to it all yet but it has loads of stuff I don't have, so YAY.
Haven't heard Batdance in years...
Ta for the CD, haven't listened to it all yet but it has loads of stuff I don't have, so YAY.
Haven't heard Batdance in years...
thescottness:
BWAHAHAHAHA!
I hope those girls like torture scenes!
in answer to the questions:
1: I have no idea... but that Hatguy line's pretty damn funny.
2: All the ones you listed and Final Fantasy X... shut up.
3: Staying up all night christmas eve to genuinely beat the fuck out of Rampage for the NES. All 50 states plus the 2nd round of 20 states! 6 hours of my life I'll never get back... but I wouldn't have it any other way.
I hope those girls like torture scenes!
in answer to the questions:
1: I have no idea... but that Hatguy line's pretty damn funny.
2: All the ones you listed and Final Fantasy X... shut up.
3: Staying up all night christmas eve to genuinely beat the fuck out of Rampage for the NES. All 50 states plus the 2nd round of 20 states! 6 hours of my life I'll never get back... but I wouldn't have it any other way.
I swear to god I've only been at this computer for 15mins but the reality of time tells me I've been here well over an hour. Stupid physics.
Sky Sports tonight - the DEVILFISH is playing poker on the TV. The man is entertainment personified and my pick to win the Poker Million. You must check him out.
Fifteen minutes ago I was fit to...
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Sky Sports tonight - the DEVILFISH is playing poker on the TV. The man is entertainment personified and my pick to win the Poker Million. You must check him out.
Fifteen minutes ago I was fit to...
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vrulovwrath:
Hay thanks for all the very nice words in Tazgoth's jurnal dude but I have a question. Whats an Alsatian? It sounds good though. I liked it. Hay, I'm an Alsatian yaiii!!
figmentation:
It's because you're so blasted cute....
Those words are writen for people like you man. Don't worry. By the way I sent e-mails when its urgent because I don't want to eat the time of other people with e-mails. If I want to tell them something I just comment them. I'll sent you an e-mail once or twice if you want though
The games you play are awesome. Final Fantasy and Metal Gear Solid!
And if you feel like it buy a new dog (its not going to take the place of the previus but its some new blood) a very small and young one.