Damn I sent two nastyish letters (for me anyway, I'm usually polite but these last two nights I've been in foul moods) to the NFL and received polite courteous replies. The lesson, as ever, it sometimes pays to be a c*nt.
Oh that poker night has left some long term damage on my vocabulary. The word c*nt was used as liberally as 'you' 'the' and...
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Oh that poker night has left some long term damage on my vocabulary. The word c*nt was used as liberally as 'you' 'the' and...
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"Get your f*cking hands of my c*nting chips, ya c*nt." - Chigs last night swearing like only a Perth man built like a brickshitouse could. Too funny.
Big ass poker night yesterday - 37 players. Finished 4th. Good time had by all. If inspiration and time allows tomorrow I'll update the website with the story of the evening.
Jaguars, Redskins, Chiefs and Cowboys to cover....
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Big ass poker night yesterday - 37 players. Finished 4th. Good time had by all. If inspiration and time allows tomorrow I'll update the website with the story of the evening.
Jaguars, Redskins, Chiefs and Cowboys to cover....
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vrulovwrath:
Oh 
I joined 2 groops. A groop for redheads (aren't they the hotest? 
) and a zombie groop witch is awesome 
Watch my next jurnal update and you will be amazed.
I joined 2 groops. A groop for redheads (aren't they the hotest? ) and a zombie groop witch is awesome
Watch my next jurnal update and you will be amazed.
The 'unfinished' Pokersuck trailer rules all.
My chair is still broke but I no longer despise the joint that sold me it. Unless they stiff me on delivery...
Biggest poker tourney in Shetland yet tomoorow. Best thing is it's LEGIT! I go for the crack, not in a Drago kinda mood. That's because I'm picking up steam on this next book. Yes.
Bubba Ho-Tep is...
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My chair is still broke but I no longer despise the joint that sold me it. Unless they stiff me on delivery...
Biggest poker tourney in Shetland yet tomoorow. Best thing is it's LEGIT! I go for the crack, not in a Drago kinda mood. That's because I'm picking up steam on this next book. Yes.
Bubba Ho-Tep is...
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msashleypaige:
now the boy has decided he's going to videotape me doing the same thing... it was awesome though. I'll do it.
loslope:
"We got us some angry, bubba ho tep out there..."
Bruce C. as Elvis...classic!
Bruce C. as Elvis...classic!
My website has updated. You may like what you find. Or not if the case may be.
Is all. Tony Blair is speaking, he demands my attention.
Is all. Tony Blair is speaking, he demands my attention.
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vrulovwrath:
Oops sorry actualy I CAN see you
vrulovwrath:
Oh I see good luck with the righting dude 
Quickie because I still have e-mails to shoot off, begging letters to write, a brother to mess with, a chair to fix and a shoddy furniture company to sodomise.
1. My writer's chair broke while watching a movie tonight. The Egg thought this was brilliant. I am finding it a bit of a c*nt.
2. Transporter 2 is a dumb-as-fuck movie. A SEAGAL movie without...
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1. My writer's chair broke while watching a movie tonight. The Egg thought this was brilliant. I am finding it a bit of a c*nt.
2. Transporter 2 is a dumb-as-fuck movie. A SEAGAL movie without...
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loslope:
Friend, we will always spend $ on tits...
Yeah, no more fecked up cuts from them gals
"but the fecking Jesuits! Ted..."
Yeah, no more fecked up cuts from them gals
"but the fecking Jesuits! Ted..."
shaunie:
you really leaving dude? 
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loslope:
I'm considering the shave, and i cut my own, not the little lady.
Now, as far as the films go...
Airplane! just celebrated the 25th anniversary, and we've been quoting it all week long here.
Glengarry Glen Ross (Everyone swears at Kevin Spacey)yer feckin' right they do!
The Dirty Dozen (Lee Marvin is A MAN OF ACTION!) He slipped on a bar of soap...
Once Upon a Time in the West. that haunting harmonica is the greatest.
Birds In Paradise (I'm counting parts 1&2 as one - softcore but fecking H.O.T!) other than the obvious reference to "birds", no clue...but I'll take your word for it.
Transformers: The Movie. Optimus Prime! Transformers...robots in disguise.
Have a great week, and get a cut you hippy
Now, as far as the films go...
Airplane! just celebrated the 25th anniversary, and we've been quoting it all week long here.
Glengarry Glen Ross (Everyone swears at Kevin Spacey)yer feckin' right they do!
The Dirty Dozen (Lee Marvin is A MAN OF ACTION!) He slipped on a bar of soap...
Once Upon a Time in the West. that haunting harmonica is the greatest.
Birds In Paradise (I'm counting parts 1&2 as one - softcore but fecking H.O.T!) other than the obvious reference to "birds", no clue...but I'll take your word for it.
Transformers: The Movie. Optimus Prime! Transformers...robots in disguise.
Have a great week, and get a cut you hippy
skeneo:
i know what you mean the damn things get on my nerves ive almost got to the point that i hate computers lol
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msashleypaige:
Chiefs beat the Raiders... can't say I was really disappointed though, nor was I even surprised.
msashleypaige:
why have I developed this damned loyalty to a team that seems to do nothing but lose these days... 
ah well...
ah well...
An announcement... Huggies are changing - but for the better. Rejoice!
On a much more serious note I am pleased as an Irishman arguing to announce the streak is over. I'm serious.
It's been a long time coming but... STEVEN F'N SEAGAL HAS MADE A BALLS OUT DAMNED GOOD MOVIE. Not a Seagal movie but a BALLS OUT GOOD MOVIE WITH SEAGAL IN IT!!!
I...
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On a much more serious note I am pleased as an Irishman arguing to announce the streak is over. I'm serious.
It's been a long time coming but... STEVEN F'N SEAGAL HAS MADE A BALLS OUT DAMNED GOOD MOVIE. Not a Seagal movie but a BALLS OUT GOOD MOVIE WITH SEAGAL IN IT!!!
I...
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happylittlebitch:
ha lemme know when its up
shaunie:
Shelly's Chamber :
i think its great, cool ending, is there more to it?
i think its great, cool ending, is there more to it?
fuck that
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luckyzombie:
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a212/ZWinters/ozmel7.jpg
I took this picture in Melbourne
[Edited on Sep 14, 2005 2:55PM]
I took this picture in Melbourne [Edited on Sep 14, 2005 2:55PM]
vrulovwrath:
Oh ok
My website - www.thelastargonauts.com - The Cybersuck is alive. Still sparse, like Frankenstein's monster before the VOLTAGE! Wow, that's a cool way to think of HTML - like building your very own monster.
Yes I nabbed The Cybersuck thing from the Jarhead movie poster. That movie looks good but I'm a sucker for war.
Surf on.
Yes I nabbed The Cybersuck thing from the Jarhead movie poster. That movie looks good but I'm a sucker for war.
Surf on.
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shaunie:
cool site dude!!
i am going to take your advice my friend log on to my williamhill account and place the bet
Bears, Rams & Panthers to cover
i have no idea what that means as i know sweet F A about american football but i should be able to find it somewhere as mr w hill will take a bet on anything
i am going to take your advice my friend log on to my williamhill account and place the bet
Bears, Rams & Panthers to cover
i have no idea what that means as i know sweet F A about american football but i should be able to find it somewhere as mr w hill will take a bet on anything
_pauly_:
Very nice site sir. and recommending "Ong-Bak" I still have'nt seen it but it's on the top of my list
It is not finished, some sections lead to nothingness and is overall pretty sparse but:
www.thelastargonauts.com
is up and kicking (as much as a website can kick anyway, which it can't thus ruining a totally good analogy - hey, notice you can't spell analogy without ANAL. I just did, fucking critics... ahem tangent.)
Bugger me I've missed The Color of Money again. Feck it. I'm...
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www.thelastargonauts.com
is up and kicking (as much as a website can kick anyway, which it can't thus ruining a totally good analogy - hey, notice you can't spell analogy without ANAL. I just did, fucking critics... ahem tangent.)
Bugger me I've missed The Color of Money again. Feck it. I'm...
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thescottness:
Ah the Wicker Man....
any movie that involves a 3 story wooden structure going up in flames is OK in my book.
sounds like a semi-productive week so far!
much better than my own "work/watch movies" schedule has been...
Yeah HTML is pretty awesome... try screwing around with Macromedia Flash stuff... now THAT'S an addiction man... have you ever sucked dick for a Flash fix?!
I DIDN'T THINK SO!
BOO THIS MAN!
any movie that involves a 3 story wooden structure going up in flames is OK in my book.
sounds like a semi-productive week so far!
much better than my own "work/watch movies" schedule has been...
Yeah HTML is pretty awesome... try screwing around with Macromedia Flash stuff... now THAT'S an addiction man... have you ever sucked dick for a Flash fix?!
I DIDN'T THINK SO!
BOO THIS MAN!
loslope:
I'm off to work, so I couldn't get too deep into the site, but I bookmarked it, and I like the layout. I'll check it out later.
Brady, you badass!
Brady, you badass!
Holy cocksucking Christ!!!
This is going to be the last Sunday of the year that could possibly suck.
NFL is back in under a week. My Bears play in under a week.
Which means it's:
15 weeks until Ron Mexico week (which shall be marked by me through name change). Which means URLACHER vs VICK 3 live on 5.
16 weeks until Xmas. Which means...
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This is going to be the last Sunday of the year that could possibly suck.
NFL is back in under a week. My Bears play in under a week.
Which means it's:
15 weeks until Ron Mexico week (which shall be marked by me through name change). Which means URLACHER vs VICK 3 live on 5.
16 weeks until Xmas. Which means...
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shaunie:
go on the scots!!!
kenny miller is a god!!
kenny miller is a god!!
happylittlebitch:
cake with colored candies inside and outside
cake with colored candies inside and outside
My dad is a big poker fan. Me? I'm a consistant loser at poker, so I steer clear.
Website looks great! I'm envious that you have HTML abilities, or at least a site where someone clearly does
Happy Sunday!
I won't bring up the SHOCKING desplay by our national team as I see you've already expressed your feeling to Shaun lol.
I hope your doing good my friend