All Nathan Alonzo wanted to do was go to the carnival...
02/02/2005 - 14:37
Finished. Complete. Edited for inconsistancies. Edited for widows. Checked for spellings. Checked for libels. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done... unless somebody really gets on my bad side
When undertaking a massive creative project, plan like your life depended on it for fuck's sake. Take as much time. Make sure...
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02/02/2005 - 14:37
Finished. Complete. Edited for inconsistancies. Edited for widows. Checked for spellings. Checked for libels. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done. Done... unless somebody really gets on my bad side
When undertaking a massive creative project, plan like your life depended on it for fuck's sake. Take as much time. Make sure...
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Nabbed from Alexis
A is for age: 26
B is for booze: No, Bru - as in Irn Bru!
C is for career: professional porcelain shiner.
D is for Dad's name: Jeremiah a.k.a ... nah, can't bring myself to down the man further.
E is for essential items to bring to party: attitude and an instigator and accelerator.
F is for favorite song at the...
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A is for age: 26
B is for booze: No, Bru - as in Irn Bru!
C is for career: professional porcelain shiner.
D is for Dad's name: Jeremiah a.k.a ... nah, can't bring myself to down the man further.
E is for essential items to bring to party: attitude and an instigator and accelerator.
F is for favorite song at the...
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weirdomanson:
untill then brother! good luck with the writting...PEACE
.chris
.chris
thescottness:
you're done?
kick ass!
are you done editing and all?
that was fast.
kick ass!
are you done editing and all?
that was fast.
I am calm now.
All is well.
Testify!
All is well.
Testify!
NNNGGGGHHHHH!
Fucking widows.
313 pages worth of corrections to do before going on.
Testicles, arses, nipples and clits.
Hello. I am annoyed at Microsoft. I shall calm down later.
Fucking widows.
313 pages worth of corrections to do before going on.
Testicles, arses, nipples and clits.
Hello. I am annoyed at Microsoft. I shall calm down later.
Hello, good evening and Happy Hop Day.
This morning I met people dressed in green suits, white suits and dressed like vikings, a slut dressed like an 80's slut game me the eye, a drunk musician a foot shorter than me told me his was violent and I was worth every penny. This happened between 8am & 9am.
This is because yesterday was Up Helly...
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This morning I met people dressed in green suits, white suits and dressed like vikings, a slut dressed like an 80's slut game me the eye, a drunk musician a foot shorter than me told me his was violent and I was worth every penny. This happened between 8am & 9am.
This is because yesterday was Up Helly...
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tutone:
Hey bud, whats up
weirdomanson:
you still alive bro?!?!?! that holiday must of really kicked your ass!! hahaha
.chris
.chris
The last four albums I got (wink-wink) were shite.
Please recommend me something really good that can get (ho-ho).
That is all. Continue the safe sucking.
Please recommend me something really good that can get (ho-ho).
That is all. Continue the safe sucking.
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sinope:
thanks for the get wells 
thescottness:
The Gun Club - Fire of Love
The Cramps - Songs the Lord Taught Us
T-Rex - Electric Warrior
I would list more, but I'm tired and brain-fried from crappy work. Hope the book goes well. Remember you owe me a copy... and it better be good!
*shakes fist in threatening manner*
The Cramps - Songs the Lord Taught Us
T-Rex - Electric Warrior
I would list more, but I'm tired and brain-fried from crappy work. Hope the book goes well. Remember you owe me a copy... and it better be good!
*shakes fist in threatening manner*
A pen I was sucking on just burst and flooded my mouth with blue ink. My tongue is now blue and tastes foul. This has upset me. Said pen was an Oxfam pen. Therefore until I find out that money donated to Oxfam is not spent on sending more of their wanking piece of crap pens through the mail, those blighters are not getting another...
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sweetiyvie:
HAhaha! That sucks, and remindes me of Earnest goes to jail. Haha. What the hell is Dunts? 
_pauly_:
Zog? i've never been, I always put my pen in my mouth at work so i'll be more careful in future.
I hope your doing well dude.
[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 9:29PM]
I hope your doing well dude.
[Edited on Jan 22, 2005 9:29PM]
A tale that I hope everyone who reads it shall benefit from.
It's cold, the wind's whipping, it's raining outside and the track is wet
Someday I'm going to write a book about my ten most intense gaming experiences and going to get paid for it. I decided this moments after playing NBA Jam for the PS2. Godalmighty it rocks. One of the best tenners...
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It's cold, the wind's whipping, it's raining outside and the track is wet
Someday I'm going to write a book about my ten most intense gaming experiences and going to get paid for it. I decided this moments after playing NBA Jam for the PS2. Godalmighty it rocks. One of the best tenners...
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skeneo:
hallo there and thanks for the hello even if pauly did force you lol
later man
later man
beautiful_hatred:
I will finish first FOCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really really want a copy. please............................. 
Spreading the verb courtesy of TheScottness
*****
A) first recommend to me:
1) a movie
2) a book
3) an artist, album, or song:
B) then you may ask me any 3 questions you want, no more, no less.
C) then post this same thing in your journal so we can all enjoy the question asking and recommending of things.
*****
Thank God I'm not...
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*****
A) first recommend to me:
1) a movie
2) a book
3) an artist, album, or song:
B) then you may ask me any 3 questions you want, no more, no less.
C) then post this same thing in your journal so we can all enjoy the question asking and recommending of things.
*****
Thank God I'm not...
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thescottness:
in answer to your questions....
1) "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
2) The last person I wanted to kill was the man who invented Adobe Premier editing platform.... the worst goddamn piece of shit ever invented. I would get so pissed off at the program for randomly crashing that the producer would insist I take a 5 minute smoke break before continuing, lest I punchify the screen on my computer.
3) "Don't Believe a Word" by Thin Lizzy right now. For some reason it just seems to totally define my life and way of thinking for the past few weeks.
I'm glad you liked the dream sequence... whenever I tell people about it they're always amazed that I've died in a dream. I guess I'm living proof that the urban legend of "if you die in a dream, you die in real life" is complete and utter bullshit.
I'm really really drunk right now... 3 vodka tonics (more vodka than tonic), a 40 of Mickey's, 3 Coronas and a strange mixture of Tanquerey and Sprite make for a very incoherent evening.... I hope all is well in "crazy" UK land. And all I can recommend at this moment is that you play Resident Evil 4.... as soon as physically possible...
1) "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"
2) The last person I wanted to kill was the man who invented Adobe Premier editing platform.... the worst goddamn piece of shit ever invented. I would get so pissed off at the program for randomly crashing that the producer would insist I take a 5 minute smoke break before continuing, lest I punchify the screen on my computer.
3) "Don't Believe a Word" by Thin Lizzy right now. For some reason it just seems to totally define my life and way of thinking for the past few weeks.
I'm glad you liked the dream sequence... whenever I tell people about it they're always amazed that I've died in a dream. I guess I'm living proof that the urban legend of "if you die in a dream, you die in real life" is complete and utter bullshit.
I'm really really drunk right now... 3 vodka tonics (more vodka than tonic), a 40 of Mickey's, 3 Coronas and a strange mixture of Tanquerey and Sprite make for a very incoherent evening.... I hope all is well in "crazy" UK land. And all I can recommend at this moment is that you play Resident Evil 4.... as soon as physically possible...
weirdomanson:
ahhhhhhhhhh Mr. T is the man!!! i kind of look like him in my driver license photo.. oh shit im gonna have to take a pic of it. ill show it you to. its great stuff.. hahaha that site ruled man!
.chris
.chris
For two days I've not been able to crack a joke without thinking about it first for fear of it being depraved and offensive. I blame this on my brother. I've not been able to stop thinking about his 'Issac Hayes' joke (which has little to do with Issac Hayes and IS NOT RACIST, I call it that to disguise the true meaning - and...
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_pauly_:
i'm going to start work on a script soon, i have'nt commited anything to paper as yet, i have alot scenes floating around but no story, i'm just choosing the music for it first.
in fact it might be so big i'll have to do a lord of the rings style trilogy.
but anyway good luck with the rest of the book, and don't rush genius it just comes
in fact it might be so big i'll have to do a lord of the rings style trilogy.
but anyway good luck with the rest of the book, and don't rush genius it just comes
sweetiyvie:
Dammit, I really have issues with EXTREMELY Politically correct people. They bug the shit outta me. I don't like racists mind you, they are simply on the other side of the spectrum. I prefer the grey area where I'm allowed to speak what i think and not be chided, and to tell people to shut the hell up when they take their jokes too far. 
Been a eerie day. The calm before this storm that's taking its poxy time to get here.
My mate Macrae is ALIVE/being social again. God, Macrae, there's a guy who really fecked himself up on the drugs. He's the spitting image of the bald nunchuka guy (Li Lung?) in Soul Blade.
I like Rammstein. I like the Beverly Hills 2 soundtrack. I like the way...
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My mate Macrae is ALIVE/being social again. God, Macrae, there's a guy who really fecked himself up on the drugs. He's the spitting image of the bald nunchuka guy (Li Lung?) in Soul Blade.
I like Rammstein. I like the Beverly Hills 2 soundtrack. I like the way...
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thescottness:
yeah, my roommate pisses me off a lot, but we're still good friends. Plus I can steal his food and he doesn't care.
he's kind of like the dog who won't stop humping people's legs. He's a good dog, but every once and a while you need to roll up a newspaper and smack him with it.
he's kind of like the dog who won't stop humping people's legs. He's a good dog, but every once and a while you need to roll up a newspaper and smack him with it.
_pauly_:
I like a bit of the old rammstien myself.
I had a couple of mates that were hooked on drugs, sadly there not around anymore.
on a lighter note, if you get the chance to watch "bubba ho-tep", take it.
I had a couple of mates that were hooked on drugs, sadly there not around anymore.
on a lighter note, if you get the chance to watch "bubba ho-tep", take it.
My week since last update:
5/1: Worked on book. Worked. Worked on book. Productive.
6/1: Worked. Too tired all day and since I need my wits about me to work on the book, nothing done. Worked. Still tired, vowed early night. Played Soul Calibur 2 until 3 A.M.
7/1: Woke at 12. Got majorly distracted. Watched Neighbours - one feck of a show. Really good...
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5/1: Worked on book. Worked. Worked on book. Productive.
6/1: Worked. Too tired all day and since I need my wits about me to work on the book, nothing done. Worked. Still tired, vowed early night. Played Soul Calibur 2 until 3 A.M.
7/1: Woke at 12. Got majorly distracted. Watched Neighbours - one feck of a show. Really good...
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sweetiyvie:
Heh heh, I am just looking over the few pics of yourself that you have in here and coming to the realization that you really look like some slick-handed jewel theif that hangs out in casinos. That rocks! 
thescottness:
hehehehe
I would spend hours trying to launch people off the side of the wind city's roof in Soul Calibur 2. The best is when they fall off when they're trying to run away.
I'm still pissed off that I had to miss the final USC game, but from what I hear they pretty much won after the first few minutes of the game.
I'll trade ya an advance copy of my movie for a copy of your book!
I would spend hours trying to launch people off the side of the wind city's roof in Soul Calibur 2. The best is when they fall off when they're trying to run away.
I'm still pissed off that I had to miss the final USC game, but from what I hear they pretty much won after the first few minutes of the game.
I'll trade ya an advance copy of my movie for a copy of your book!
.chris