The poker record so far:
Wednesday - 27 player online tourney: Me 10th:Egg 18th
3-way home game Thursday : Me 1st:Egg 2nd.
Yesterday 45 player online tourney: Me 2nd Egg 21st
The Egg has no idea I'm keeping score. Ho-ho-ho. I'm going to wait a few months and when he's on his high horse I'll slap him down I will. Ho-ho-ho.
My brain is fritzed...
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Wednesday - 27 player online tourney: Me 10th:Egg 18th
3-way home game Thursday : Me 1st:Egg 2nd.
Yesterday 45 player online tourney: Me 2nd Egg 21st
The Egg has no idea I'm keeping score. Ho-ho-ho. I'm going to wait a few months and when he's on his high horse I'll slap him down I will. Ho-ho-ho.
My brain is fritzed...
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Hooray!
Galloway vs Paxman - it's on the right. Check out that and Galloway's acceptence speech. Greatness.
Galloway vs Paxman - it's on the right. Check out that and Galloway's acceptence speech. Greatness.
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metaleric:
The best part is that the scorpion seems to really be enjoying it.
metaleric:
I never thought of that. 
I bet that stinger would hurt like hell.
I bet that stinger would hurt like hell.
An afternoon of writing was scuttled through playing poker.
Pokerstars are doing these great sit & go multiple table tournaments - my most favourite style of poker play. Played 3 since last night - bounced out 20 of 27th after being bolloxed by backdoor straight (which I have great difficulty spotting), finished 3 of 18 in the second one (10 8 vs 2 8 -...
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Pokerstars are doing these great sit & go multiple table tournaments - my most favourite style of poker play. Played 3 since last night - bounced out 20 of 27th after being bolloxed by backdoor straight (which I have great difficulty spotting), finished 3 of 18 in the second one (10 8 vs 2 8 -...
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figmentation:
this is totally a blog with tits... mine too
metaleric:
My film is up for movie of the year.
You'd think nothing could go wrong when you get new NIN, Episode 3 O.S.T, Ong-Bak O.S.T and get back to work on the book, all on a sunny Bank Holiday.
Actually the vid camera's coming out for my MEW-SIK tribute - seriously the dancing bar host is the most ingenious SEAGAL moment ever and I don't think I'm going to rewind and watch over a...
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Actually the vid camera's coming out for my MEW-SIK tribute - seriously the dancing bar host is the most ingenious SEAGAL moment ever and I don't think I'm going to rewind and watch over a...
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loslope:
But don't think that you're not a git...I wouldn't dare to argue with your friends 
loslope:
That's awesome. I usually try to get mine without a name (even without number, if I can) that way they stay timeless. I hear you! I am a freak about my Celtics and Redsox, but I float on American Football and Hockey. 
I don't have the will to punch out a mammoth journal entry:
* Ong-Bak is a total and utter Seagal movie with logic that rivals The Foreigner. But feck me indigo, it kicks so much ass.
* Plus it has the greatest cinematic moment of the year that I'm sure nothing will top.
* No neon-green toxic waste though. Natch.
* I still pwn at...
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* Ong-Bak is a total and utter Seagal movie with logic that rivals The Foreigner. But feck me indigo, it kicks so much ass.
* Plus it has the greatest cinematic moment of the year that I'm sure nothing will top.
* No neon-green toxic waste though. Natch.
* I still pwn at...
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_pauly_:
I've heard of "Ong-Bak" it's supposed to be good.
As for "Sin City" tell me how it is, i'm really looking forward to seeing that. I take it it's a ligitimate copy of the film
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Are you still coming to the 'deen to see Star Wars?
As for my screenplay, i'm putting it together in my head. I'm not happy with it and i'm scared to commit it to paper. But soon my friend, soon.
As for "Sin City" tell me how it is, i'm really looking forward to seeing that. I take it it's a ligitimate copy of the film
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Are you still coming to the 'deen to see Star Wars?
As for my screenplay, i'm putting it together in my head. I'm not happy with it and i'm scared to commit it to paper. But soon my friend, soon.
loslope:
Mrs. Doyle: "Oh, I could never be one of those have-a-go heros."
Mrs. McGuire: "I heard his arm snap, and then it was just a matter of time before the filth arrived."
You called 'em filth... I love it!
Mrs. McGuire: "I heard his arm snap, and then it was just a matter of time before the filth arrived."
You called 'em filth...
I love it!"Earlier with the King Jack I called him right on the a pocket pair. It's a 50-50 shot but you've got a good as of winning one of those with Gus as you have picking up matches with your arse-cheeks" - Dave 'Devilfish' Ulliot moments after being bolloxed by Gus.
Cue me, The Egg and TV analyst Carlo Citrone roaring with laughter and the host...
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Cue me, The Egg and TV analyst Carlo Citrone roaring with laughter and the host...
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snottlebocket:
what's a old puppet show got to do with my picture? 
metaleric:
There used to be that big titted chick, Morganna, who used to jump on the field and kiss players. She wasn't nude though. I think she got Peyton Manning once. LOL. I think it's just too cold to streak. There would be too much shrinkage. 
Every year they say the Lions have a chance to make the playoffs, and they never can pull it together. Maybe this year the Bears and Lions can both be in the playoffs. With the Lions winning the Super Bowl at home of course.
Every year they say the Lions have a chance to make the playoffs, and they never can pull it together. Maybe this year the Bears and Lions can both be in the playoffs. With the Lions winning the Super Bowl at home of course.
HIMMLER! HIMMLER!
I dare you to watch DOWNFALL and not wind up doing that impersonation for the rest of the day. Great fun.
The poekr on the TV tonight - what a farce. First 3 and a half hours - total boredom. By the book, as you go stuff begging for a bluffer to liven things up. The last 45 mins have been utterly farcial....
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I dare you to watch DOWNFALL and not wind up doing that impersonation for the rest of the day. Great fun.
The poekr on the TV tonight - what a farce. First 3 and a half hours - total boredom. By the book, as you go stuff begging for a bluffer to liven things up. The last 45 mins have been utterly farcial....
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loslope:
Not yet, but soon enough, young master. Speaking of Masters...22 days, my friend...22 days.
Thanks for the heads up!
Thanks for the heads up!
malina:
I'm pretty sure its me on your messenger list... 
This weekend had stages:
Stage 1: POKER
Ducked out of it. Had reasonable reasons (far afield, stuck until 4-5 A.M if I was knocked out early, felt the same way I did before the WSOP Seat final on Pokerpages - was really amped during the week, day hit and felt nonchalant and dumped within the hour after playing spectacular to qualify - and desire for...
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Stage 1: POKER
Ducked out of it. Had reasonable reasons (far afield, stuck until 4-5 A.M if I was knocked out early, felt the same way I did before the WSOP Seat final on Pokerpages - was really amped during the week, day hit and felt nonchalant and dumped within the hour after playing spectacular to qualify - and desire for...
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loslope:
Nope, if the "Body" couldn't take out the Predator, then Randy couldn't...and Randy doesn't chew tobacco
Now, that whole Blair must .... was entirely unnecessary, and completely appreciated!
Sounds like a fun weekend!
Now, that whole Blair must .... was entirely unnecessary, and completely appreciated!
Sounds like a fun weekend!
weirdomanson:
hey whats up man! nah no punching of the racists this weekend. hahahaha just good times..me and some buddies were playing poker last night/this morning.. it was dragging way too long so i went all in and lost and left.. it was like 5 in the morning i wanted to go to bed..alright man hope your weeks good man!
oh yeah..whats better than winning the special olympics?............................................................................................................not being in them!
oh yeah..whats better than winning the special olympics?............................................................................................................not being in them!
Yesterday was a sack of dog bollocks unfit for discussion.
Today has been the dog's bollocks so far.
And the weekend will rule.
The NFL Draft, the biggest poker game in Shetland for years, the Grand Prix, Paxman vs Howard again - oh yes this weekend will rule.
But I need to cut my toenails now. More later. Maybe.
Depends if I get caught up...
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Today has been the dog's bollocks so far.
And the weekend will rule.
The NFL Draft, the biggest poker game in Shetland for years, the Grand Prix, Paxman vs Howard again - oh yes this weekend will rule.
But I need to cut my toenails now. More later. Maybe.
Depends if I get caught up...
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sweetiyvie:
1: you are totally cool. Like jewel thief cool.
2: Honestly, I HATE soft drinks, I always have. They make me burp out my nose, and that stings. Seana hates all bubbly drinks!! Except beer, but this has taken 6 years to train into.
3: I would change....
1: I would eliminate money, for it is eviiiil!!$$$
2: I would eliminate religion, for it is the cause for most human quarrel...
3: Aaaanndd...I would make guys have their period. Heh.
2: Honestly, I HATE soft drinks, I always have. They make me burp out my nose, and that stings. Seana hates all bubbly drinks!! Except beer, but this has taken 6 years to train into.
3: I would change....
1: I would eliminate money, for it is eviiiil!!$$$
2: I would eliminate religion, for it is the cause for most human quarrel...
3: Aaaanndd...I would make guys have their period. Heh.
sweetiyvie:
I agree with loslope, brothel and herpes should not be in the same sentence!!
"It's April, what do you expect." - Jeremy Paxman doing last Wednesday's weather on Newsnight. The weather segment was removed by the end of the week.
"Did you threaten to overrule him."
Actually checked out the Newsnight website last night for the first time ever (just nevr got round to it before) and they have the video of greatest political interview ever. Click on the...
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"Did you threaten to overrule him."
Actually checked out the Newsnight website last night for the first time ever (just nevr got round to it before) and they have the video of greatest political interview ever. Click on the...
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thescottness:
hehehe.... painkillers are for SISSIES!
real men just keep drinking.
real men just keep drinking.
loslope:
PS,
I am quite disturbed by your teabagging comment, as it means something quite horrible, here in the states
I am quite disturbed by your teabagging comment, as it means something quite horrible, here in the states
Waking up on a Sunday morning to see Paula Radcliffe take a piss on the BBC is not recommended in any form or manner.
Dear Christ, Sunday's are meant to be sacrosanct. David Frost schmoozes to his buddies while shaking like a leaf, checking the sunday papers online, all good British traditions.
Watching a fabulous marathon runner micurating beside a pavement is NOT a fine...
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Dear Christ, Sunday's are meant to be sacrosanct. David Frost schmoozes to his buddies while shaking like a leaf, checking the sunday papers online, all good British traditions.
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_pauly_:
Quality gibberish dream dude. I wish I had dreams like that 
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I never watched the marathon yesterday. I forgot it was on.
the angus the cow thing...Do I smell a new book? or is that the shitty hay?
I hope your keeping well dude
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I never watched the marathon yesterday. I forgot it was on.
the angus the cow thing...Do I smell a new book? or is that the shitty hay?
I hope your keeping well dude
loslope:
Think: Script.
There's an old saying: Never rub another man's rhubarb.
Well my... shit me I hate that advert for Heat, whichever coke-snorting junk-fiend concieved, cast, shot and spent money on that 30 secs of shit must be disembowelled post haste.
Where was I?
Rhubarb yes, if my f'n National disaster was my rhubarb my good, close, personal Aberdonian SG-friends Pauly and Skeneo (hey I can touch...
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Well my... shit me I hate that advert for Heat, whichever coke-snorting junk-fiend concieved, cast, shot and spent money on that 30 secs of shit must be disembowelled post haste.
Where was I?
Rhubarb yes, if my f'n National disaster was my rhubarb my good, close, personal Aberdonian SG-friends Pauly and Skeneo (hey I can touch...
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vrulovwrath:
I like the old school demons. The originals. Those who fall from the heavens. They don't need bazookas big muscles or anything to be powerful.
vrulovwrath:
None of them. I don't live in UK (I'd wish) but either I don't have to go to bed. Its 13:44 here And demons are awesome (the old ones) they are not afected by fascion or stereotypes. They existed before us and they will always exist.
And demons are awesome (the old ones) they are not afected by fascion or stereotypes. They existed before us and they will always exist.
(Why girls never say those words for me