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I left something out in last night's Grammy drabble: Joey Fatone + facial piercings = two great tastes that taste great together. I'm not ashamed of my crush. No, I'm not. I heard him sing for the first time ever, and let me tell you, nsync was a little off-key. I blame it on Justin Timberlake, of course. I have this crazy little fantasy wherein...
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cybertammy:
Too bad about the test. I got a D on the first test for one class this semester. It's worth nothing but it was our only grade so far so I had to beg the teacher not to give me an academic alert. To make matters worse the test was open book! I'm a moron.

The prospect of Helena Bonham Carter's tits excites me. My ex girlfriend looks like her (but my ex's tits are probably much bigger).
cheech:
I'm not saying I LOVE Michelle Branch. I think she pronounces "r"s very strangely in "Everywhere". I just like the Santana thing...which, I really hadn't thought anything of the revival until then.
When is John Lydon gonna do HIS Santana collaboration song?
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I will never get tired of watching Teen Girl Squad. "The Ugly One!" "So and so!" Hee.

The cover of this month's Interview magazine poses an important question: "Avril Lavigne: Brat or Brilliant?" I think we all know the answer is the former, rather than the latter, but I'm thinking Interview maybe got that one wrong. I haven't read the article yet. Give me a...
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thora:
Thanks for linking me to the kitty group. I joined and was pleased to see the Siamese thread. Cat wait to actively indulge in the catty badness.
cybertammy:
I never noticed Avril until I saw a picture of her one day. I thought she was cute. Her sound is a little annoying and that stupid tie thing makes me want to bitch slap her. Yeah the tie is really terrible.
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OHMYGOD. The same people show up for the film festival every year: the freaky woman who is probably in her 50s or possibly 70s who bleaches her hair and tries way too hard to look 25, and let me tell you, THE TANNING SALON ISN'T HELPING YOU LOOK ANY YOUNGER, LADY; that bald dude with the tie-dye shirt tucked into his khaki pants; the woman...
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hardluck5413:
wow!! It sounds like you had a fantastic time! I got way too drunk both nights of my weekend. I'm gonna get fat if I keep this up.
joyrider:
i have never been to a film festival, but i have been to a wurlitzer museum. organs and calliopes are rad.

i think you have the best virginity story. have i told you that?
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You've never truly exfoliated until you've jello wrestled. Six showers, and I still have a green tint to parts of my skin.

Also, should I get the fins on my surfboard fixed or buy this dress? I tried the same, exact dress in that size on at Diane von Furstenburg's store in the new Mall for People with a Massive Disposable Income in Coral...
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user8935778:
ahah d00d. where the hell do you surf down here? for serious.

buy that dress, its hot. and duct tape your surf board together.

did you know that duct tape is pourous? did i spell that right? anyhow... duct tape was made to breathe.


which is why i don't understand how taping our windows with it will protect us from ecoterrorist shit. sorry. i'm waiting for andrew to get here.. and just thinking.
user8935778:
hahah that dress.. the description:

"ICREDIBLY SEXY AND sO-O SEX AND THE CITY!!! "
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Dear Mario Cuomo,

I was listening to NPR today and heard you speak on Talk of the Nation. For god's sake, run for president already. Out of the 30 billion Democratic presidential hopefuls, not one has a chance.

Jeez.

In other news, I need a sugar daddy and/or mommy to buy me this chair. An ottoman would also be appreciated. I want them in...
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cheech:
It's too bad you don't like Dick Gephardt, cuz I hear his campaign slogan is red leather Bauhaus furniture in every home. I'm afraid I can't afford this for you, though. I was thinking it would be, say, $200 or $300. Eeesh. If it's any consolation, I'll buy you a Slurpee? They come in red.

While I don't have any Bauhaus furniture, my floor is done wall-to-wall in psychedelic furs.
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It's 1:46 am, and I am up because an evil mosquito snuck into my room and is making that high pitched buzzing sound by my ear. There isn't a more loathsome sound I can think of at the moment.

To be perfectly honest, I'm also awake because I can't stop thinking about M., my fucking ex. "Ex." I'm bitter. I'm ranting bitterly. I am, because...
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drstinkypants:
i enjoy the stream of rant journal entries. Trapper keepers! my god i totally forgot that they were called that! oh the memories. there was this kid that rode my bus and his name was trapper. isnt that an aweful name? one time in 9th grade english he misspelled his own name. "tapper". and the teacher completely flipped.
and no there is no more agravating a sound than a mosquito.
kid_607_evil_ins:
Good. not sure what to say, but I know you don't write for a response anyway. you are on the verge of sooo much. I'll stand back when the damn breaks 'cause it's gonna be huge - in a good way.

Hips. Tits. Lips. Power!!!!
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LilJackKnife and I don't have another garage show for a month, but I guess that's all to the good since I have the Miami Film Festival to contend with, and I really hope Javier Bardem is there for at least one of the films so I can tackle him, or maybe Audrey Tatou or or or.... Oh my godddd. Helena Bonham Carter. I feel 14...
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cybertammy:
Hey, I'm at UM too. Do you do regular WVUM shows? What times?
cheech:
cinnamon rolls are reason enough for cinnamon to require existence
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I was dumped earlier this week. Yeah, it was an open relationship if you can even call it a relationship, but it lasted five years or so. And I loved her, but it was unrequited. If this taught me anything, it's that you can never make someone love you.

So.

Happy It's Okay To Stay Home and Watch Farscape While Eating Hand Dipped Glac Apricots...
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estrada:
You can always pay for love though!

Everything I learned about relationships I learned from Married... with Children.

That, of course, explains why none of mine ever worked out.

It was either that, or my sparkling personality!
cheech:
Nice TinTed pic. I can sleep at nights now!

Yeah, I was thinking about my ex today, cuz I saw a car like hers whilst drivin. I was thinkin how she cheated on me, then sorta dissed me out, but I still liked her...eep. Truth be told, we were not from the same universe. I should be glad she thought I was hot for a while...until this OTHER DUDE became more hot...'scuse the couple seconds of hostility...

Oh god, and I was buying some crap in Bath and Body Works today. BIG mistake. Two salesgirls each telling me what I could buy for "HER", what GIFT PACKS they had, and I was like, "Umm...I'm buying this stuff for me?"

...oh yeah, what I'm tryin to say is-- sorry things didn't work out for you. Got wrapped up in my own lil V-Day hell for a second there...but I didn't suffer much today. I made mix tapes for SG folks. Good to blow the dust off some of the casettes...

[Edited on Feb 14, 2003]
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The new profile picture was taken at LilJackKnife's house last week. That is her chicken hat. It is evil. I would be scared to sleep in a room with that chicken hat out of fear that it's some sort of magical anthropomorphic creature that will suck my soul out at night and possibly eat my flesh.

bok CHICKEN. Um... you know what? I'm pretty sure chicken...
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user8935778:
thank you d00d kiss
user8935778:
you were awesome on wed.
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I got an A- on my language development test! I got an A- on my language development test! I got an A- on my language development test!

Some things are worth following the rule of three. However, some things aren't. Like, paying full price for a crappy, substandard class taught by a graduate student. The instructor was 10 minutes late. Then she had the nerve...
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sylvain:
I just checked out your cd swap playlist. I hope i get yours it sounds fun!
noelle:
Have no fear; i love the kitties.
All the kitties of the world.
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Hey! It's time for an update. On my life. How very exciting.

I've been hanging out with Maritza quite a bit. That's not her name, but it's close enough. I figure she might want some confidentiality. I don't know what she wants sometimes. Anyway, I met her in 1998. I was 15. She was 17. This was right after I had my nervous breakdown and...
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estrada:
I should've placed an addendum to my previous post. I enjoy reading your journal entries, as they are well written and allow my poor mind to dredge up vocabulary words that would have been long fed to the fog that usually envelopes my thoughts.

I generally do not translate well to text. I'm a much more dynamic face to face speaker, if a tad hyper talkative.
cheech:
Oh, please throw Sting through a window. It's not even a matter of him ruining the Police and going soft-jazz, or having tantric sex, or doing Jaguar commercials anymore. It's just my general ENNUI that says please, kill Sting. We don't even need a reason anymore.
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I am posting my playlist because Godzuki told me to do so.

Hot Snakes - I Hate the Kids
Richard Buckner - Born into Giving it Up
Shearwater - Mistakes
Christmas Decorations - Brittle Stem
Peaches - AA XXX
Godzuki - Count the Rings
Naked Raygun - Knock Me Down
Venetian Snares - Stamina
Pulp - Yesterday
Yo La Tengo - Sugarcube
Jets to Brazil...
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butterfly2:
Great entry (recommended to me by kid606) smile

heh you sound like me...

Good luck on the test!!!
meempants:
Gah! Phonetics flashbacks!

I was a linguistics major for awhile.