I think I'm just going to grow up to be like J.D. Salinger. I'm just going to be a bitter recluse.
hack:
Not if I can help it.
malicewithasmile:
Oh my god. That's fucking hilarious! Do it! And remember, only transform during mid conversation, cocking your head to a completely different side, thus awkwardly interrupting aforementioned conversation. Oh, and if anybody doubts you're Clark Kent, do remember to slip your glasses back on. They'll be duped!
americanpulp:
HAHAHA
I thought about changing when someone spill beer or something. You know, the super hero stuff.
I thought about changing when someone spill beer or something. You know, the super hero stuff.
I finally got Love and Distance-the latest Helio Sequence album. I could not find this fucker anywhere around here.
I searched every corperate CD chain in the area, and nobody carried it, and only a few of them had a section reserved for Helio Sequence.
O well, thank God for half.com.
Time to pop it in and kick back.
I searched every corperate CD chain in the area, and nobody carried it, and only a few of them had a section reserved for Helio Sequence.
O well, thank God for half.com.
Time to pop it in and kick back.
monkey21:
Stinger! We need...work with me here...a giant bowl of banana pudding, I mean..no wait fuckin bigger a pool of banana pudding, we could get giant vannill'er waffers and use them like lilly pads...shit you ever loose your train of thought..this was the best idea ever thought up at 6 am in the morning but I leaned over to fart and it all left me in the flatulance....o well it shit...hahah
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[Edited on Sep 07, 2004 3:38AM]
A former girlfriend gave me Heart of Darkness as a gift. It was her favorite book. I had wanted to read it ever since I had seen Apocalypse Now.
Well, it just so happened that when I finally got around to reading the book, we broke up. Things ended badly, and I packed away all the stuff that she had given me-the very few things....
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Well, it just so happened that when I finally got around to reading the book, we broke up. Things ended badly, and I packed away all the stuff that she had given me-the very few things....
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ria:
i had a very similar experience with the book after watching apocalypse now.
at the moment i am reading don quixote. it's pretty enjoyable, although i have just started. should be a speed read... damn papers crawling up behind me. or in front of me, rather.
at the moment i am reading don quixote. it's pretty enjoyable, although i have just started. should be a speed read... damn papers crawling up behind me. or in front of me, rather.
I figgured I needed to update again, but not really sure what to say.
I'm tired as hell. I've been listening to Godspeed You Black Empoeror all damn day.
I've started a writers group where I get together with some people, and once a night we go out to eat then to my place where we throw ideas together for screenplays.
Tonight was our second...
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I'm tired as hell. I've been listening to Godspeed You Black Empoeror all damn day.
I've started a writers group where I get together with some people, and once a night we go out to eat then to my place where we throw ideas together for screenplays.
Tonight was our second...
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malicewithasmile:
Oh that's fucking awesome! See, I don't join groups like that, cause my ideas are usually shoddy.
deuteriumoxide:
congratulations.. your birthday is the day after mine. 
My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble Hell.
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ria:
yeah yeah i know who he is, i just don't know why you mention it. thanks for the pic though. fun fun.
ria:
oh! costume party.
that's a really rad idea.
i hope someone takes pictures of you. one over burton!
i saw melancholy death of oyster boy [burton] today as i bought donkey-oat & karmazov. have you ready it? have i asked this before?
and american beauty.... oh the love. i actually read this entry now after all the edward comments.
that's a really rad idea.
i hope someone takes pictures of you. one over burton!
i saw melancholy death of oyster boy [burton] today as i bought donkey-oat & karmazov. have you ready it? have i asked this before?
and american beauty.... oh the love. i actually read this entry now after all the edward comments.
I'm throwing a costume party in two weeks, but I have no idea what I'm going to do.
ria:
beetlejuice!
malicewithasmile:
Oh man, Ria's right. That'd be fucking awesome.
For the past year I've been over loaded with school and work. This semester is pretty nice. They hired some guy to work Mondays and Wednesdays, so they don't need me to work those days. I don't have class on Mondays, so it's like a three day weekend every weekend. 
Too bad I'm getting tired so easily now.
Too bad I'm getting tired so easily now.
mariekimble:
I got the crazy picture of the two axis of evil of of Goggle search....the JPEG is as stands. Sorry...Goggle search was Cheney.
Hope that helps!
Thanks for stopping by....
Hope that helps!
Thanks for stopping by....Damn this depression. I need to meet new women.
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elphie:
Possibly.. I have to go look thorugh shit.. I can give you details on how to make it.. which half Jack, Sally's or both?
elphie:
Mmkay
Sally:
You don't have to be exact on the dress if you can't afford to be or if you don't have the time, this alone makes it really simple. Just go buy a cheap witches dress and a lot of diffrent scraps of fabric, cover the dress in patches made from the scraps f fabric.. you can leave parts of the dress showing if you want or you can cover the whole thing. For her hair.. some people suggest yarn.. I used wax to make skinny fake dreads and then just used orange/red hair spray color... the effect was actually really good. Grey base makeup everywhere where skin shows... remember to use a light powder so it dosnt run or make a mess. The stickes can be done with a mechanicle eyeliner pencil or with a fine tipped paint brush and black paint. Remember that they arn't just small stickes they go all over her body and connect to each other.. she didnt have holed in her that were stiched.. she has diffrent pieces on her. Fake eyelashes really make this outfit work oddly enough. For shoes a pair of black jap-flaps work.. with rolled down knee high black and white stripped socks.
Jack:
Costuming Jack is pretty easy. Take a black evening jacket.. perferbly one with tails, but one without will work as well. (If you have tails... make them a little tatterd looking) Take piece of chalk and draw the pin-stripes on the jacket... it takes some work but the effect is GREAT very Tim Burton. And the chalk actually stays on... Do the same to a pair of black slacks. His ti actually has to be made... you can use anything from a black puff ball to a black knee-hi nylon rolled up in a ball as the base of the bat. For the wings you'll need some black fabric and iron in wire.. ask the people at the fabric store.. they can help you with it. The make up is tricky.. it all depends on if you want something realistic or if you want a jack face... realistic is normally a bit more easy and safer... the cartoon look can very easily turn out to look silly... your best bet may in fact be just to buy a Jack skellington mask.. they do sell them. If you had more time then I'd suggets making one out of paper-mache... that works REALLY well. I'd suggest a pair of black shoes or boots with the costume and if you dont want to have to paint your hands them wear black gloves.
If you have a third person its hillariouse to dress them up in a white sheet as Zero, buy a fake bone to carry around and make sure the person barks a lot... for the nose you can either glue a red ball onto the sheet or cut a nose hole in the sheet and put a clown nose on the person.
Sally:
You don't have to be exact on the dress if you can't afford to be or if you don't have the time, this alone makes it really simple. Just go buy a cheap witches dress and a lot of diffrent scraps of fabric, cover the dress in patches made from the scraps f fabric.. you can leave parts of the dress showing if you want or you can cover the whole thing. For her hair.. some people suggest yarn.. I used wax to make skinny fake dreads and then just used orange/red hair spray color... the effect was actually really good. Grey base makeup everywhere where skin shows... remember to use a light powder so it dosnt run or make a mess. The stickes can be done with a mechanicle eyeliner pencil or with a fine tipped paint brush and black paint. Remember that they arn't just small stickes they go all over her body and connect to each other.. she didnt have holed in her that were stiched.. she has diffrent pieces on her. Fake eyelashes really make this outfit work oddly enough. For shoes a pair of black jap-flaps work.. with rolled down knee high black and white stripped socks.
Jack:
Costuming Jack is pretty easy. Take a black evening jacket.. perferbly one with tails, but one without will work as well. (If you have tails... make them a little tatterd looking) Take piece of chalk and draw the pin-stripes on the jacket... it takes some work but the effect is GREAT very Tim Burton. And the chalk actually stays on... Do the same to a pair of black slacks. His ti actually has to be made... you can use anything from a black puff ball to a black knee-hi nylon rolled up in a ball as the base of the bat. For the wings you'll need some black fabric and iron in wire.. ask the people at the fabric store.. they can help you with it. The make up is tricky.. it all depends on if you want something realistic or if you want a jack face... realistic is normally a bit more easy and safer... the cartoon look can very easily turn out to look silly... your best bet may in fact be just to buy a Jack skellington mask.. they do sell them. If you had more time then I'd suggets making one out of paper-mache... that works REALLY well. I'd suggest a pair of black shoes or boots with the costume and if you dont want to have to paint your hands them wear black gloves.
If you have a third person its hillariouse to dress them up in a white sheet as Zero, buy a fake bone to carry around and make sure the person barks a lot... for the nose you can either glue a red ball onto the sheet or cut a nose hole in the sheet and put a clown nose on the person.
Back and burnt. I look like fuckign Hellboy right now I'm so damn red.
Thanks Island_Spice for the kind words.
Thanks Island_Spice for the kind words.
tarrie:
lol, i'm form Birmingham UK
malicewithasmile:
Hehe, no prob man. Now, to send you some aftersun gel, so you won't go from looking like Hellboy, to looking like Freddy Kreuger.
Gone to Florida for a few days. I really hate the beach, but they have the Spider-man ride down there which is the coolest fucking ride ever!
Adios!
Adios!
malicewithasmile:
Oh man, I just saw this entry now. Hopefully you get a comp down there, so you can see my "Have a safe and fun trip" message from me. And yeah, the 3d Spidey ride is freakin awesome. I rode on it the summer it came out. 6 hour wait! AGHLL!
So it's my birthday today. I'm now 20, no longer at teen. I dont' feel so young now on this site, but now every time I fuck up I can't say, "I'm just a teen."
Since when did sexual favors become birthday gifts? I'm not complaining, but it's nice to know people are giving them.
Ria, you're right, women do have the damn power. The...
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Since when did sexual favors become birthday gifts? I'm not complaining, but it's nice to know people are giving them.
Ria, you're right, women do have the damn power. The...
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malicewithasmile:
Happy birthday! Yeah...so I totally don't know about sexual favors being birthday gifts. Girls don't want to do stuff like that with me, much less even talk to me. But hey, handjob or gift certificate at Red Lobster? Hmmm. Hehe. And...well sorry to sound like an asshole, but yeah, it technically is cheating. However, you have tried to contact them (was there acrimony before, or was everything ok? If the former, you do have a bit of an edge, but women will kill you for anything. If the latter, you're screwed.), so I totally just put the rest of this thought in those parenthesis, so look to those for my answer. Haha. Anyways, enjoy the rest of your birthday, and if at all possible, note that several times on your exam for possible freebies. 
*Edited because I spelled "your" like "yoru," hence making me a ponce.
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*Edited because I spelled "your" like "yoru," hence making me a ponce.
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