it's not about you. it's not about me. it's not about anything, really.
1. i may not wear the pants, but i wear a skirt well.
2. don't listen to me unless you really want to.
3. don't ask me stupid questions.
4. i'm not your sock puppet. you're my sock puppet.
5. maxx is rad.
6. don't make me out to be a bigger...
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1. i may not wear the pants, but i wear a skirt well.
2. don't listen to me unless you really want to.
3. don't ask me stupid questions.
4. i'm not your sock puppet. you're my sock puppet.
5. maxx is rad.
6. don't make me out to be a bigger...
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fuck this.
fuck that.
fuck me.
fuck you.
and lasty, FUCK.
fuck that.
fuck me.
fuck you.
and lasty, FUCK.
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tegan:
fucker.
lilith:
YOU FORGOT: AND FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!!!!
"velcro; next to the walkman and tab, it is the coolest invention of the 20th century."
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aries:
come to my book signing thingy! check the events! it will be fun. 
lucky1336929:
hey alice. are you still alive? i hope so.
CHAPTER ONE
GUIDELINES FOR BASIC SURVIVAL
Lesson One: have a sense of humor, remember to laugh. don't get your panties knotted up by being too quick to judge sarcasm.
Lesson Two: accept blame for what you've done and don't project it onto other people. admit to what you did and who you are.
Lesson Three: if you're insecure, it tends to show in some way...
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GUIDELINES FOR BASIC SURVIVAL
Lesson One: have a sense of humor, remember to laugh. don't get your panties knotted up by being too quick to judge sarcasm.
Lesson Two: accept blame for what you've done and don't project it onto other people. admit to what you did and who you are.
Lesson Three: if you're insecure, it tends to show in some way...
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adam12:
it might go down tomorrow night...waiting for info...I'll let you know asap... (incredible show, right?)
adam12:
She didnt do the show this time, but she'll be back in a few weeks to do it and we'll be there...k?
fuck it. i'll fight fire with fire, but i don't want to piss time away. i'll take care of that some other time.... but i really don't think that my friends can be easily persuaded against me.
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trilobyte:
The hair clip culprit has been found!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..... I'll kill you when I see you hahahahaha.... though in retrospect, I suppose it could have been much worse...
trilo
trilo 
sethomatik:
yeah yeah FIGHT!! kill em. Do it. Yeah. You got big white boys on your side biatch.
ALICE'S FACT SHEET
Round One
Today's Series: Things Said to My Face/Directly to Me
Fact One: i have been called a bitch way more times than i can count.
Fact Two: i have been never been called a slut by someone that i wasn't friends with/didn't know me well enough to say it.
Fact Three: i have been called ugly once.... when i was in...
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Round One
Today's Series: Things Said to My Face/Directly to Me
Fact One: i have been called a bitch way more times than i can count.
Fact Two: i have been never been called a slut by someone that i wasn't friends with/didn't know me well enough to say it.
Fact Three: i have been called ugly once.... when i was in...
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djbq:
thanks for your helpful suggestions a/b my ears.
i may even go get them done tonight.
couple long, hard days at work, so i might want to just slouch on the couch and drink beer, but it's also refreshingly stress relieving to inflict physical pain on yourself.
we'll see.
i like your facts sheet.
i've been called homely - by my best friend in 6th grade.
a co-worker once asked me if i had MS b/c i'm so clumsy.
i've been told i look like suzanne vega (no relation) and kristy turlington - yeah right!
i look just like my mom.
my gym teacher called me Rusty Gate b/c he said i swung a bat like a screen door and i squealed whenever i swung.
and i have been at least 2nd choice, if not lower, for at least 4 guys i "dated".
i can't wait for a new fun fact sheet a/b adorable Alice
i may even go get them done tonight.
couple long, hard days at work, so i might want to just slouch on the couch and drink beer, but it's also refreshingly stress relieving to inflict physical pain on yourself.
we'll see.
i like your facts sheet.
i've been called homely - by my best friend in 6th grade.
a co-worker once asked me if i had MS b/c i'm so clumsy.
i've been told i look like suzanne vega (no relation
) and kristy turlington - yeah right!
i look just like my mom.
my gym teacher called me Rusty Gate b/c he said i swung a bat like a screen door and i squealed whenever i swung.
and i have been at least 2nd choice, if not lower, for at least 4 guys i "dated".
i can't wait for a new fun fact sheet a/b adorable Alice
dave_h:
nobody ever calls me anything.
Welcome to LOSERVILLE
Population: Alice
sometimes i'm certain that i am the queen of the dumb asses in the history of all dumb asses. just how i manage to do some of the stupid things that i do is a big mystery. one thing after the other, i find new ways to steal the crown for "world's biggest moron." mom would be so proud! i...
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Population: Alice
sometimes i'm certain that i am the queen of the dumb asses in the history of all dumb asses. just how i manage to do some of the stupid things that i do is a big mystery. one thing after the other, i find new ways to steal the crown for "world's biggest moron." mom would be so proud! i...
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paleenchantress:
yah, edea n scarlett are super sweet n adorable . i wanna meet you too sweetie !!
xoxoxoxo
. i wanna meet you too sweetie !!
xoxoxoxo
micah:
Oh yes, I also feel it's possible for men and women to be just friends. My friend Kat is one of my closest and dearest friends. Yet... thinking about fucking her... well, I guess I feel like the Catholic who has to say hail-marys for thinking about sinning; that make sence?
i really wanted to keep up my donkey memorial journal for a lot longer, but now i have another memorial to prepare.
all you old skoolers remember lesa. she was suicidegirls' first cheerleader. lesa was the first member to hit 1.000 posts on the old boards; she was all over the place before it was the norm for people to have insanely high posting...
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all you old skoolers remember lesa. she was suicidegirls' first cheerleader. lesa was the first member to hit 1.000 posts on the old boards; she was all over the place before it was the norm for people to have insanely high posting...
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maxtorres:
oh alice, you've kept me coming, back for days....
please gimme some more butt. ouch.
please gimme some more butt. ouch.
djbq:
i'm sorry you're sad and miss your friends.
that's a terrible feeling.
have some pie smothered in butter
that's a terrible feeling.
have some pie smothered in butter
pouring one out for my homie...
i am extremely saddened that donkey is no longer able to be an active member on sg. the donkey was the first member that i ever called on the phone, the first member to ever send me a little something in the mail, and the first member i was totally anticipating to meet.
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i am extremely saddened that donkey is no longer able to be an active member on sg. the donkey was the first member that i ever called on the phone, the first member to ever send me a little something in the mail, and the first member i was totally anticipating to meet.
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sethomatik:
I'm afraid of you. You scare me. Not at first, but the more I think about it, you are a scary motherfucker. I hope you realize this and take it to your grave. Was Thursday fun?
Love,
Chicken shit.
Love,
Chicken shit.
littledeadkid:
its true they make nothing but crap and sequils to crap now but i still find my self going to the theater and paying 8 fucking bux for a ticket so i dont no--but sorry to hear about donkey
grrrrrr..... feeling sad and oh so frustrated
i apologize in advance for all the whining this entry contains. i feel poopy, and i need to whine.
i got my newly neutered/spayed kitties back over the weekend. miss aeon and miss ophelia were a little pissy at first, but otherwise fine. poor mr. flux bled when they snipped him, and had to stay an extra night....
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i apologize in advance for all the whining this entry contains. i feel poopy, and i need to whine.
i got my newly neutered/spayed kitties back over the weekend. miss aeon and miss ophelia were a little pissy at first, but otherwise fine. poor mr. flux bled when they snipped him, and had to stay an extra night....
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diggity:
It's okay, and I guess I should feel honored that people want my advice. I just wish people would not be so sneaky about it. Just be like," You seem cool, or at least like you've got some free time, can I buy you a beer and complain for an hour?" And then I would be like, "2 beers and it's a deal." Sorry, about your car. If you don't keep anything in it, why do you lock it?
lesa:
Aww!
God DAMMIT, man. Why they gotta fuck wit my girl like dat?
I'll kill 'em! KILL 'EM ALL!
Fuckers.
God DAMMIT, man. Why they gotta fuck wit my girl like dat?
I'll kill 'em! KILL 'EM ALL!
Fuckers.
i went for a little walk through my neighborhood, and i realized that i was the only white person on the street. (well, technically i'm not really white, but i always say i am cuz if i try to explain that i'm japanese, people look at me funny in disbelief). it's weird to be the only white person walking around. not that it's a bad...
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theslant:
What?? You mean the world's NOT white? Oh, whatever shall become of all my fragile paternal-centric middle class values?
What's this underlying "fuck asians" thing, btw? It seems my old roommate had his spidey-sense tingling over this one. He swore up and down that people oggled him 'cause he was half-korean half-chinese. I myself haven't gotten any negative vibes, but I'm not really too observant of this sort of thing. So anyway, should I be watching my pacific islander ass?
What's this underlying "fuck asians" thing, btw? It seems my old roommate had his spidey-sense tingling over this one. He swore up and down that people oggled him 'cause he was half-korean half-chinese. I myself haven't gotten any negative vibes, but I'm not really too observant of this sort of thing. So anyway, should I be watching my pacific islander ass?
djbq:
what's so hard to explain a/b being japanese?
but i guess i've never had to try to expain - i'm just white.
but i guess i've never had to try to expain - i'm just white.
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