Online Retail
Shop online for your holiday. I've managed to get through this hellish nightmare with little resistance by skipping the physical for the virtual. There's no screaming kids for me. No sir. There's no Bing Crosby blazing on four inch speakers all over the place. My Christmas music has been Minus the Bear lately. My "kids screaming" is my boss interrupting me every once...
Read More
Shop online for your holiday. I've managed to get through this hellish nightmare with little resistance by skipping the physical for the virtual. There's no screaming kids for me. No sir. There's no Bing Crosby blazing on four inch speakers all over the place. My Christmas music has been Minus the Bear lately. My "kids screaming" is my boss interrupting me every once...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
Rubb A Dubb Dubb
My hands are so dry I can scrape the paint off of an automobile. Every winter my hands turn into sandpaper and I become the lotion king. Pretty smooth. I drank a little too much last night. I never drink on Monday, but I had to do some freelance work. Repetitive work I might add. Drinking makes me feel normal...that's a...
Read More
My hands are so dry I can scrape the paint off of an automobile. Every winter my hands turn into sandpaper and I become the lotion king. Pretty smooth. I drank a little too much last night. I never drink on Monday, but I had to do some freelance work. Repetitive work I might add. Drinking makes me feel normal...that's a...
Read More
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
posh:
huzzah. i will reply at once.
this is candace:
http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/4/76/62764/3264/33783.jpg
this is candace:
http://suicidegirls.com/media/members/4/76/62764/3264/33783.jpg
audio:
oh man
i love you akro
you are one of the coolest americans i know. so cool, you should move to canada.
specifically montreal
rock on!
hey, you want a christmas card from moi??
send me your address too buddy, i am mailing some out in a few days.
i love you akro
you are one of the coolest americans i know. so cool, you should move to canada.
specifically montreal
rock on!
hey, you want a christmas card from moi??
send me your address too buddy, i am mailing some out in a few days.
Solja'
I have a new desktop up for those that care.
Sorry...short update.
I have a new desktop up for those that care.
Sorry...short update.
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term PresidentOne Term PresidentOne Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term...
Read More
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term PresidentOne Term PresidentOne Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term President
One Term...
Read More
lx:
Right.
I was just watching homie on CSPAN. He was giving a speach at a Home Depot to like 40 apron-wearing Home Depot employees. What the fuck? Does he not have better things to do?
I was just watching homie on CSPAN. He was giving a speach at a Home Depot to like 40 apron-wearing Home Depot employees. What the fuck? Does he not have better things to do?
audio:
i love david lettermans president bushs joke thats not a joke segment...
did you see the one where he was like, the left hand (proceed to lift right hand) doesnt know what the right hand (proceed to lift left hand) is doing
haha! i know someone who has no clue what he is doing. i think you do too.
now move to canada and get away from all that madness.
did you see the one where he was like, the left hand (proceed to lift right hand) doesnt know what the right hand (proceed to lift left hand) is doing
haha! i know someone who has no clue what he is doing. i think you do too.
now move to canada and get away from all that madness.
Office Party Madness
I have plenty of office parties this month. First is our holiday party, today at 12:00pm. I can't wait. Free booze and loose women. Well, minus loose women. Next week is a client's holiday party. It's always a gas and always at some fancy ass restaurant. Free drinks, loose women. Again, minus loose women. The following Friday is the Pittsburgh City Paper's...
Read More
I have plenty of office parties this month. First is our holiday party, today at 12:00pm. I can't wait. Free booze and loose women. Well, minus loose women. Next week is a client's holiday party. It's always a gas and always at some fancy ass restaurant. Free drinks, loose women. Again, minus loose women. The following Friday is the Pittsburgh City Paper's...
Read More
audio:
so buddy. one day i may make my way to PA. you down for some goofy picture taking? 
dragonflycq:
Awww! I'm so flattered you included me in your journal!!!
I don't know if you want to make the drive, but I'm filming the Cex show next weekend in DC. He's on Tigerbeat6 with Kid606 and Dat Politics. And I'm not sure if you're down with glitch-hop but I assume you are since you have such a distinguished taste in music...either way, it'll be a lot of fun. My two very good friends are opening and I'm sure there will be a glorious afterparty somewhere in Georgetown!
With plenty of loose women.....and you'll get to be there for the inagural run of my new Sony Minidv!!
I don't know if you want to make the drive, but I'm filming the Cex show next weekend in DC. He's on Tigerbeat6 with Kid606 and Dat Politics. And I'm not sure if you're down with glitch-hop but I assume you are since you have such a distinguished taste in music...either way, it'll be a lot of fun. My two very good friends are opening and I'm sure there will be a glorious afterparty somewhere in Georgetown!
With plenty of loose women.....and you'll get to be there for the inagural run of my new Sony Minidv!!Pretty Nasty
Sometimes I can be such a fucker. Sometimes people can really fuck you. That's what yesterday's post was all about. People you think are your closest friends doing some truly shady shit. Nothing life-changing happened, just a show of true colors that were really disappointing. Oh well, that's what friends are for right? 300 mile hug accepted.
Toss Me a Ratchet
I bought...
Read More
Sometimes I can be such a fucker. Sometimes people can really fuck you. That's what yesterday's post was all about. People you think are your closest friends doing some truly shady shit. Nothing life-changing happened, just a show of true colors that were really disappointing. Oh well, that's what friends are for right? 300 mile hug accepted.
Toss Me a Ratchet
I bought...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
posh:
awww akro you poor thing. *hugs*
i dislike this time of year as well. i hate shopping to begin with, shopping with 20000 people stopping in front of you every two seconds get old quickly. and christmas carols? please no.
i also dislike the cold here. and the darkness. i've got me a case of s.a.d. already.
i'm sorry your friend is showing their true colours. i also dislike that term. i've had someone say that to me not too long ago, but i honestly feel like they didn't want to see it in the first place because i am always the same way.
i dislike this time of year as well. i hate shopping to begin with, shopping with 20000 people stopping in front of you every two seconds get old quickly. and christmas carols? please no.
i also dislike the cold here. and the darkness. i've got me a case of s.a.d. already.
i'm sorry your friend is showing their true colours. i also dislike that term. i've had someone say that to me not too long ago, but i honestly feel like they didn't want to see it in the first place because i am always the same way.
lx:
I just bought a 12-foot Xmas tree. And you know what? It didn't make me feel any better... I still hate Xmas...
Everyone in the world can go fuck themselves.
Except you.
No song.
Except you.
No song.
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
audio:
buddy...whats up???
dragonflycq:
Someone needs a 300 mile long hug. .....
...Or a shotgun?
.....
...Or a shotgun?
Something in the Air
So I'm having some really impure thoughts lately. I mean, more than usual and a lot more vivid. Sometimes I find myself just staring off into nothing while in dreamy mode. I wonder if this means that I need more booty action. Mmm...booty action.
Suffer
I suffer from seasonal depression syndrome. It sucks. It might not be as bad as some,...
Read More
So I'm having some really impure thoughts lately. I mean, more than usual and a lot more vivid. Sometimes I find myself just staring off into nothing while in dreamy mode. I wonder if this means that I need more booty action. Mmm...booty action.
Suffer
I suffer from seasonal depression syndrome. It sucks. It might not be as bad as some,...
Read More
audio:
oh buddy. where had you gone to? i missed leaving you comments on my daily rounds.
well, i dont know if i told you yet but my second set was accepted. wootwoo.
too bad about your bass player. if i was there i would take over and not puke everywhere.
muahah
well, i dont know if i told you yet but my second set was accepted. wootwoo.
too bad about your bass player. if i was there i would take over and not puke everywhere.
muahah
finch:
booo for needing boot action and booo for SAD. i don't have it...but winter bums me out just the same. it's like i wanna become a hermit, and just stay inside in my room all day where it's nice and warm and i don't have to deal with the outside.
if i was there, i would so totally give you a hug. but i'm not...so i'm sending hug vibes your way
take care hun!
i don't have it...but winter bums me out just the same. it's like i wanna become a hermit, and just stay inside in my room all day where it's nice and warm and i don't have to deal with the outside.
if i was there, i would so totally give you a hug. but i'm not...so i'm sending hug vibes your way
take care hun!
All Hell Breaks
OK, so I leave for a week and the site layout changes. Groovy. I haven't been at a computer in ten days or so and my head is hurting from the glow.
Vay Kay
Having some time off is the greatest thing when you have no connections to anything in your normal routine. Aside from a little disassociation, I seem to be...
Read More
OK, so I leave for a week and the site layout changes. Groovy. I haven't been at a computer in ten days or so and my head is hurting from the glow.
Vay Kay
Having some time off is the greatest thing when you have no connections to anything in your normal routine. Aside from a little disassociation, I seem to be...
Read More
posh:
when i saw that you had posted a new journal entry, i said yay out loud. heh.
nicolelee:
welcome back to the burgh...
yeah-- i called you on saturday when i was at the upstage, didnt know if you were back in town or not, and wanted to say hi in person since i was at the show for a little bit..
i got some good news that i have to share with you, so keep you eyes peeled for an email.
my snake makes me so happy...
n*
yeah-- i called you on saturday when i was at the upstage, didnt know if you were back in town or not, and wanted to say hi in person since i was at the show for a little bit..
i got some good news that i have to share with you, so keep you eyes peeled for an email.
my snake makes me so happy...
n*
Girly Girls
I'm so happy that all of my online lovelies are finally up and looking beautiful. Hopefully, they'll have more for us. Actually, I know NicoleLee will have more.
Manly Mans
This will be my last post for a week. I'm going to visit my mother in Ocala, Florida for the Thanksgiving weekend. I haven't seen her for over a year and I'm pretty...
Read More
I'm so happy that all of my online lovelies are finally up and looking beautiful. Hopefully, they'll have more for us. Actually, I know NicoleLee will have more.
Manly Mans
This will be my last post for a week. I'm going to visit my mother in Ocala, Florida for the Thanksgiving weekend. I haven't seen her for over a year and I'm pretty...
Read More
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
joscelyne:
Hi. I like your desktops.
audio:
dude??? where did you go??
More Carnage
Working on an accident today involving two tractor trailers side swiping each other, blowing up and melting the road. Everyone is suing everyone. You might be asking yourself "I thought that guy made web stuff"... that's what I think too. Jack of all trades, master of none.
I'm Bored
I might as well mention that. So hit me up, biatchez.
Sorry, I'll never...
Read More
Working on an accident today involving two tractor trailers side swiping each other, blowing up and melting the road. Everyone is suing everyone. You might be asking yourself "I thought that guy made web stuff"... that's what I think too. Jack of all trades, master of none.
I'm Bored
I might as well mention that. So hit me up, biatchez.
Sorry, I'll never...
Read More
yebutz:
today's song:
NOFX-Liza and Louise
-me
NOFX-Liza and Louise
-me
audio:
ok, so there is this woman driving along the highway checking herself out in the rearview mirror, when all of a sudden THUD! the car screeches to a hault. she hit something. there aren't any other cars around so she just gets out to inspect her victim. and there in front of the bumper is a dead rabbit. meanwhile another car passes by and gets out as well to see all the commotion. the woman who hit the rabbit is starting to get all sad and teary. the other passerby reaches into her purse and pulls out some hairspray and begins spraying it on the roadkill. meanwhile the hysterical woman is like, "what the fuck are you doing?" and is interrupted when the rabbit magically gets up and starts hopping away. it hops a few paces and then turns around to wave at the women. hops a few more and does the same wave. it continues until it is out of sight.
the woman turns to the other woman and says, "how did you do that?!?!"
the other woman holds out the hairspray, and it says," brings life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
haha
i'm happy that you don't have oral herpes.
the woman turns to the other woman and says, "how did you do that?!?!"
the other woman holds out the hairspray, and it says," brings life to dead hair, adds permanent wave."
haha
i'm happy that you don't have oral herpes.
I Do Not Have Mouth Herpes...It's a Hive
Ha ha you guys, very funny. My hives are all gone now so you can stop pointing your finger and laughing. I also had them on my neck. Must have been my sex drive getting the best of me. Wait...I don't have a sex drive. Ok, that's a lie.
Meet the Bocks
Ever see Meet the Feebles?...
Read More
Ha ha you guys, very funny. My hives are all gone now so you can stop pointing your finger and laughing. I also had them on my neck. Must have been my sex drive getting the best of me. Wait...I don't have a sex drive. Ok, that's a lie.
Meet the Bocks
Ever see Meet the Feebles?...
Read More
VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
posh:
well okay. akro doesn't have mouth herpes.
xox.
xox.
adeline:
How are you?
always a pleasure reading your journals akro.
DUDERS!! HOW IS THE NEW RATCHET AND CLANK???
i am waiting until i have a few days of my life to throw to video games.....
So, I had to make my own shirt at http://www.zazzle.com
The stencil font looks pretty good.