James Spader is hot shit. I have no time to look at this website, but I still love you. Well, some of you.
In other news, my attempt to regrow the pubes failed. I simply can't fucking stand having hair. So it's gone. Hooray for being smooth. I know you all wanted to know that.
In other news, my attempt to regrow the pubes failed. I simply can't fucking stand having hair. So it's gone. Hooray for being smooth. I know you all wanted to know that.
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Time for showers and college football.