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http://www.emorangers.com/

Words...

Fail Me.
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tarragon:
I dont think I have ever managed anything that wordy, not even when I was doing A Level English.

Anyway, I thought I was persona non grata after my Die Hard confession. tongue
mck:
You, AIM. I have a thing to say.
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Out late last night, as is my fancy.

We ended up watching a DVD of David Bowie, Including, but not limited to, his ill advised drum and bass come back.

"You little wonder, little wonder, little wonder, You little wonder, little wonder you."

Ouch.

I drifted off gently to sleep, dreaming of Rome:Total War. Only to be awakened by my boy Alex, who prodded me...
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poptard:
so.......you were in ingatestone?


this is your excuess is it? hummmmm
poptard:
yer thus is opiooum

i think, was last time i heard


no, serpriseingly i didn't kiss any girls, there wasn't taht many nice ones there

althoggh kate's boobs have got EVER BIGGER! there like size 4 footballs!
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starryeyed:
I don't know you in the least, but I'd say Wesley... because he's clever enough to carry on two identities. crafty fox. Also I would be willing to bet that he would secretly or not so secretly like Breakfast at Tiffany's as well. There's taste!
wink
adthrawn:
Well, in which case, using my superior informed judgment, I'd say... One of the other three then?

ARRR!!!
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its_matt:
the truth hurts. So does a forceful cricket bat blow to the groin.
its_matt:
i already have about 9000 of those crushes, good old uncle matt, dependable, reliable, single, lonely, spiteful uncle matt. tongue
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This Friday, and my tatt will be finished. Gimme A Hell Yeah. Then I start planning and saving my other shoulder piece.

I Have a sickness. There is no cure.

I got beaten up on the way back from work today.

It happened when I was coming through the train station, which is a handy little short cut to take.

I was minding my own...
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traumatron:
This stuff is fantastic.
fleurdeguerre:
Not as eventful as yours I'd say! tongue

Thats brilliant dude!
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There are few rules that I follow in this nasty wasted life of mine. But are few are inviolate.

Here are a few to mull over.

Trainers, not shoes.

If you like the Princess Bride, we will get on.

The Higher you wear your strides, the Deader your Youth becomes.

I saw the new Batman trailer t'other day. It got me hard. I'm still walking...
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tarragon:
kiss
poptard:
PAH

i'm not emo

and you know it!

you big errrr

gay

yup i saw them
you didn't i'm officily better then you
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I have a habit of dropping in on G when I get back from work. He'll stare at me, confused and disorientated, as I jabber and spit, preaching twisted word science, my head twitching and jerking on a spastic rubber neck, sweating and shivering whilst I spread the sickness that leaks from my frontal lobes, right side hemisphere throwing a tantrum.

He'll nod and smile,...
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johnnyforeigner:
True. But is a person really just a mixture of experience, conditioning, biology and stupidity?


Talking from personal experience, I say 'probably'.
creamygoodness:
Have you considered pungee pits?
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Things I haven't done in a while.

Driven people home. I miss getting to listen to drunken conversations. Never underestimate the power of alcohol on backseat philosophy.

A supplimental to this is 24 hour tesco's in Romford. It looks like an airport. I get a curious rush of excitement as i approach it, half imagining myself to be jetting off to some far off city....
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maelwys:
Luckily, a strong Seleucid Empire is rare as they usually get the shit kicked out of them by Egypt. The Egyptian chariot archers really piss me off, speedy little gits. And the arrow proof axemen as well.
johnnyforeigner:
Scientists believe anything less than at least 40 minutes of Black Flag a month will automatically make anyone 'a bit that way' shocked
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The Rich are here to amuse me.

Like peroxide stained Court Jesters, so they are.

http://matt6860.home.comcast.net/paris.txt

http://www.drudgereport.com/flash3ph.htm

This is what the future is here for, to aide my fickle mind amuse it's self by mocking the hyper privileged.

And Rocket ships
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maelwys:
So, beneath the mask, Titanman is actually Robin Cook?
poptard:
so i declare a race,
from you hourse around the earth verticaly and back to mine in time for tea and crumpets,

all via the means of automobeil
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Things I'm doing to help me stay awake whilst I wait to pick my brother up.

Halo 2. It's all about the dual submachine guns bay-be.

GTA: San Andreas. All Los Santos works for me now. Reprazent, Foo'

Planning the next tat. I'm pretty much set on the cherry blossom cascade for my right shoulder, but I quite fancy getting another flower design, either on...
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tarragon:
Cherry blossoms sound great to me. kiss
ciel:
no stabbing monkeys for me


but not far off
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Meanwhile, at Stately Black Manors...

Calmed down about my bro a bit, chatting about it with people helped, a big hip hop "much love" out to everyone who has been cool. I am most touched.

Now, back to the brooding...

Saw my Ex today, cos I'm not going to be able to see her for her birthday. The Horror.

I'm not the most mature person...
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tarragon:
Dried apricots are great but they cant beat dried cranberries!