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johnnyforeigner:
It's cool, if she wasn't mute before, she definitely is now smile

Seriously, it was very good advice confused
johnnyforeigner:
I'm fairly sure with her I don't need to. Put it this way, for me to be fairly sure a girl's interested, she needs to be about as subtle as a bag of hammers confused
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Paul is fuelled by hate. Because he is a generous and loving god, he will share his hate with you.

1# Doreen Virtue.
This is the big one at the moment. This is the one that makes me taste blood, and the oily smoke of burning flesh.

Doreen Virtue makes a fuckload of cash from... I can't even describe it, you've got eyes, you can...
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fleurdeguerre:
Now, Paul, I think you are awesome, and I hope I can call you a friend but I really have to face your wrath and say something here.

While Doreen Virtue is one of those that churns out this soulless "self-help" stuff endlessly and is no doubt making a hefty living out of it, I mean I don't know the woman so I couldn't possibly comment on her motives. But Id just like to say that my mum is also one of those people, you probably stock her books on the very same shelf as Dorren Virtue's. But she is one of the most loving, gentle people I have ever known, and she genuinely feels that by writing books about the angels she believes in she is reaching the right people and helping them. Because, they wouldn't pick up and buy her books if they weren't looking for something that she might be able to provide.

People in the third world won't be buying her books and won't be asking her for a reiki healing session, but when she's helped relieve chronic pain my dad's suffered for years, and brought my brother down from the edge of nervous collapse, as well as infinitely improving her own happiness in life, well you can't argue with that. She's brought a lot of peace to a lot of people, and if she's made money out of that, well that's just an added advantage. If she didn't help some people, she wouldn't have any "fans" or people buying her other books.

Now I've said that I will say she doesn't have a pony tail, but I suspect some of the items in her wardobe could be classed as Batik. Well. I can't defend everything can I?

Hope you're not mad, but I had to say my piece. frown
johnnyforeigner:
I believe in intelligent design. Come on, you think something as wonderful as me could happen by accident? confused
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Friday Night!

Friday means laugh and shout and grin and dance and kiss and sweat and hot and noise and swapping numbers like you swap spit, jeans on 'dangerous low', hopes up higher than the volume and tattoos on show, Alpha Male Behaviour to mix with the Beta Blockers, Nice and clean from the shower, still got a dirty mouth. The clean skin stink gets...
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acwildheart:
...or in my case, quiet pint at the pub then home for a very drunken session of Gamecube playing. biggrin
poppystrike:
Ja. It was nice to have a quasi-serious conversation.

Although I don't know how 'all grown-up' i'm being, I mean today we she took photo's of me pretending to be a fly with a bra over my eyes.

Super-mature.
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Me and the Cat sat conversating today. The weekend will be busy. We don't spend so much time together then. I lead my raucous social life, he kills swathes of woodland creatures, arranging then in sinister patterns upon the lawn, arrayed in with unnatural prescision.

Thursdays are a time for us to reflect on the week just past.
Of course, we don't actually talk, that'd...
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foralways:
a cool kids favourite colour is always black don't ya know. tongue

Although if im honest it's the colour i wear most. that and GREEN.

What colour is your cat? and what is it called?
johnnyforeigner:
Aw, you and your kitty are so cute love
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It's been a relaxing week so far, at stately Black manor. I've been spending a lot of time with my cat. Like all good friends, our friendship is based on respect and having a lot in common.

Whilst we are both handsome, prone to whining when we aren't fed, and liable to explode into a riot of earthshattering violence when woken from slumber, we have...
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traumatron:
Ah yes, the hugging part for extra life, right? hah.

Yeah, i beat the shit out of it, but i did have to put thte last few bits on easy mode, as they're fucking insane.

[Edited on Feb 09, 2006 10:25PM]
foralways:
You're a bit cool, you.

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Ben and I have discovered the best game in the world. What Clichd Film Characters would you be?

So far we've figured out that in a cowboy film Ben would be the "bemused and cynical bystander who gets drawn into events and keeps telling the lead how he's going to get killed by the villain", or the "good natured bartender of the local cathouse, who...
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maelwys:
I'd be the Waco Kid
johnnyforeigner:
Write to her and tell her! What have you got to lose? smile
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Paul's tip of the Week - Late for work? Make sure you're handsome enough to get away with it by winking and being a bit cheeky.

You know that thing people have been doing, where they talk about the first twenty songs that their iPod plays on shuffle?

I'm too fucking lazy, so I'm just going to do the first three:

Guernica - Brand New...
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munch:
HA! it may look like i'm mister party, but those are photos of the good bits...

...you guys don't see menial boring shite i do during the week, right? wink

hope you are doing ok mister! biggrin
foralways:
i only have unspoken dialect, which i have borrowed from my boyfriend. He saw them support at a gig last week and decided i would like them.
I am definitely growing to like this album.
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The first time Robert met Dr Hesperius had been on a Thursday, a few days after Robert had arrived.

Robert thought that those first few days when he had woken up from a past life with no memory would be burned into his brain, every detail distinct, recalled in perfect resolution.

But instead the memories had formed just like any other. Hazy, indistinct, different each...
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super:
Damneth you!!!
pinklady:
Yes, but the question is - what colour would you be?
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Robert led Julia around the little world he'd tracked out during his morning walks.

They started by heading down to the beach. As they trudged towards it through the tussocky grass that headed the dunes, Robert could sense her begin to prance a little as she stepped, an unconcious eagerness spilling from her. She was dressed like him, in salvaged clothes with the faint charity...
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foralways:
A HUNCHBACK?! eeek I so should have done. Would have been two tonnes more fun than my spaztastic 2hour bus journey with loads of drunk west ham supporters. They insisted on calling me gemma and even made up a little story about where i'd been and what i'd been doing because i wouldn't talk to them. surreal

Awesome to meet you sir. x
maelwys:
Good to have seen you the other night guv smile Was there a hunchback at the club, I remember you shouting that out but I was nearly pissed enough to not be able to see properly

[Edited on Jan 30, 2006 11:23PM]
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Robert's life fell into a gentle rhythm. He spent his mornings walking on the beach, pausing to rest when he got tired.

He'd throw stones in the sea whilst he waited to catch his strength. Watch the seagulls bob on the breeze. Trace shapes in the sand that would be gone by the next morning.

He saw few of the other inhabitants of his little...
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johnnyforeigner:
When you put it like that, it does sound kind of depressing.
johnnyforeigner:
Is it... because... I'm handsome? confused

Nah, I'll make sure he knows it's a one-off. Then concentrate on my love-life ARRR!!!
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Still struggling when they put me in the back of the van.
Still struggling. I'd bite if I could but something is clamped between my teeth. I try to swear and scream at them but instead I make a mournful wailling noise.

I twist and turn but the two... Nurses? Porters? Orderlies? are bigger stronger fitter than me. They grab me hard and hold me...
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super:
Girls fancy me? Don't be silly. You're not God.

[Edited on Jan 18, 2006 6:21PM]
noir:
Hopefully, that's what it will come to. But my birthday usually marks especially bad times. Like the day that my car broke down and repairds were $1300. Or the day I was laid off from one job and then stiffed $600 from my other job. I'm hoping for just a regular, uneventful day.

I need a longer attention span so that I can read your stories.
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Out on the wind blasted expanse of the far steppe, Hauer walked out into the cold pale daylight.
The warm dark fug of the small yurt he had spent the night in whiped away in the pentrating cold of the breeze. Shivering a little and pulling on a ragged padded jacket, Hauer went to check on the horses, nodding to his companion Caliban, who squated...
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maelwys:
Hey, thats bloody good that is.
super:
Fear? I'm so thankful, i've never known what it's like to feel special before. blush wink