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Dear Montreal Canadians,

Thank you for the gift of Jaroslav Halak and Matt D'Agostini. We kind of knew what we were getting with Halak, and he has done very well for us thus far, but it turns out that D'Agostini was a pretty nifty pickup for us as well. Once again, thank you very much.

Sincerely,
Fans of the St. Louis Blues.

A special thanks for the musicians in the city of El Paso for being a bunch of flaky assholes. If you can't come to something as simple as a meeting, hey, shit happens, I understand. But don't fucking tell me you're on the way and then blow me off. You don't want to be in a band with one of the best metal drummers in...
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If you live in El Paso and play bass, or you play guitar and are willing to play bass, hit me up. I have a badass guitarist and a badass singer already, we're just missing the bass player before we start turning venues in to smoldering piles of melting what-the-fuck.

"Drink the bleach. It's healthy. It's mostly water, and we are mostly water...therefore, we are bleach."

-Nathan Explosion

"The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to gather in to your bosom his wives and daughters."

- Genghis Khan

I know it's not Memorial Day just yet, but during the weekend, take a pause from the beer and the barbecue and reflect on the lives of those who have made the ultimate sacrifice, those who gave their lives so that others may live in freedom. They may be complete strangers to some and to others close friends and family, but for us all their...
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Anyone from St. Louis needs to hit me up. Just putting that out there.

So I'm back after a two week absence, and I'm quite glad to be. On an unrelated note...holy shit it's great to be back in the States! A few more weeks and I'll be back home in St. Louis for a month, which thrills me to no end. Five more months after that...SGT Dave goes back to being Regular Ol' Dave, which is also badass....
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