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Candidates for the most surreal experience of the week:

1. Having Nixon and Stormy utter the words "you're our idol!" and "will you sign our boobs?".

2. Looking at Sicily's new set with Sicily, and then staring at Shera's ass with Shera.

3. Having Nixon tell me how they wanted to do an encore with the song from my video and giant strapons. Naturally, and...
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Ever feel like you're trying too hard? Like you're afraid of what will happen if you let the honeypot empty, but you're also afraid you may be overfeeding?

When do you decide to step back and let the other person do some of the heavy lifting? Why does there have to be so much work done in the first place? How do you know if...
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Severe thunderstorm warning. My power is out. I'm still goofing off here.

That's what you call hardcore.

Yes I know I haven't updated in a while, or so far this month even. It's because my last entry explains pretty much every day since then.

I did get my own office at work this week, but people still go in and out all the time since a lot of old stuff is still in here. So, it's not as nice as I'd hoped....
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I've done absolutely nothing all day.

Ever feel like you're wasting your life just waiting for something to happen?

Last night I heard from Isis for the first time since I last wrote about her. It was nice to catch up, and now that she's settled in we're going to be talking more which is nice.

I told her I was going up to Tampa for the SG:B show and she wanted to know more about it, since she's a dancer. She's all...
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Has anyone ever told you something and just walked away, leaving you shell shocked?

Where's my pause and rewind?

After over a year they finally finished paving the road near my house. I'm gonna miss the daily puzzle of trying to figure out what lane to use. Being a four lane street, every day they would change it, so you never knew which way you were supposed to go. It was most fun at night. I'm also going to miss the incessant traffic jams...
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So to update, I guess I can call yesterday my "fuck authority" day. First I get pulled over, and then I get kicked out of the A Perfect Circle concert I went to

They kicked me out for taking pictures with my camera phone, cause you know, maybe I could sell them with the awesome quality of the pics right? Anyhow, no biggie there was...
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I got pulled over again

For those counting at home, this is the 7th time I've been pulled over in less than a year and the 3rd time since March, when I last wrote about it.

So what did I do this time? I "looked suspicious". Apparently there have been some burglaries in my area, and on my way to work I had to...
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