Sunday Feb 08, 2004

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i am alexis. at certain times, i realise that pretty soon, i will have to poop.

oh, and sorry everybody, my email also had to poop, and i'm sorry for any bounced back-ed messages. i really was looking forward to all of you telling me you wanted to put it in my butt. frown

xoxo,

alexis miao!!
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taaatdiskool:
Well it looks like someone picked up the "Triumph the Insult Dog" album!
havokfire:
SHOCKER - "2 IN THE PINK AND 1 IN THE STINK" or vice versa whatever floats your boat! love biggrin blush

HOLLA

Tuesday Feb 03, 2004

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Update:
SGBurlesque in Philly rocks!!! It fucking sold out, over a thousand people there, which is amazing for this town. I was the featured local SG Tipgirl extrodinaire, hustling tips for ladies... shaking my ass AND watching myself. Most of time I was backstage taking pics with the other SG beauties for Philly Style Magazine and Gettyimages. Getty fucking images!!! It rocked my inner graphic...
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rubievixen:
Sounds like you had a good time, wish I could have been there.
pogmothoin:
Next SG burlesque, if there ever is one in NYC, I will not be working, and I will be first on line for tix. DAMMIT!

Friday Jan 30, 2004

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Me and the big BC.

I'm going far far away for the weekend. No I'm not going to tell you where, it's a secret.

bye bye.

xoxo alexis
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matt1ri:
After you return from your secret voyage will you be gracing us with your presence at the Burlesque Show or pre dinner ?
timmy:
If a brick don't know how to sit on walls no more, what would you acks it? - ODB

miss you too

Sunday Jan 25, 2004

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Everyone say to hi to my photographer tobaselly. I bought him a year membership as a present for being the greatest friend ever.

He is the sick mind responsible for the peewee and simpsons sets... so give him a big ups and tell him to keep the weirdness coming.

Bring the love.
xoxo alexis
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alexkarina:
bkwill:
What up girlie, just sayin hello. kiss

Monday Jan 19, 2004

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UPDATE:

The car is fixed now, and my dog ate my mr. burns figure. whole.

Once again I tried to punish him but ended up laughing at the situation. If mr. burns get's pooped out, I'll make sure to upload a photo of it.

xoxo alexis
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tobaselly:
smile you should have sent the dog to the "place where bad doggies go"
morricone2004:
Yes Libras are nice and special. And that is a friend/support system in which you could get lost in. Throw me in there what's another SG friend - read my profile and you decide. I am so friggin cool and hip its not funny. Youll pick up on that right away.

Wednesday Jan 14, 2004

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10 news things going on with me:

1. New job - I remember what 'work tired' is. I raided the supply cabinet. They have me working on an ancient g3 mac (which crashes whenever I have more than 2 applications open) until my new computer comes in. I also get a free ibook.

2. Dog - I think my dog is gay. He tries to...
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panxromana:
You must watch South Park Episode 104 - Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride. Do not be mean to your dog just because he is gay - gay dogs need love too!!
Good job regulating though with the Kevin Smith action figure. Show the gay dog who the boss is!!!!!
skaterpunk:
Its Buddy Christ!!

Sunday Jan 04, 2004

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ATTENTION: to the myspace addicts.

Supposedly there is a suicidegirls ad floating around myspace.com with me on it. Mad props to whomever can find it and email it to me.

For everyone else, add me: alexissuicide@yahoo.com

xoxo alexis

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marymary:
i actually did save that ad for you, though you probably have it by now. enh, i'll email it to you anyway.

how you been? xoxo ryan
longtimecoming:
best sg ever smile

Tuesday Dec 30, 2003

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What a crazy year I've had... between becoming an sg, graduating, sex jobs of the day, moving, LA x 2, original dog and new and improved doggy, getting fired/laid off/quitting all my jobs, thinking pink, crackheads, bad breakups, toy molestation, and stairwells...

next year I'm not doing a DAMN thing.

Happy new year everyone!! wink

xoxo alexis
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alexkarina:
Great to finally meet you, sorry to have interrupted you when (ahem--lock the freakin' door next time!)... You know my first job as a designer was doing gay porn sites, too. If you are as serious about the typography as you say you are I'm sure you'll get a better gig, though. Move to NYC!
skryche:
Vince loves another...

Wednesday Dec 24, 2003

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Happy holidays everybody! kiss

xoxo alexis
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xtx:
Hey there girl, I'm 'back in black' to drop some more lyrical truths on ya. Not sure if & when you'll see this, but what the hell. Hope you had fun at the NY party. In keeping with that, and my normal theme of being the outsider (for better or worse) here's a couple of songs with lyrics that have touched me deeply- I dunno, something about the sun coming out, or sunshine or something... the first is by "Ours", the second is by "Coldplay":


Sometimes
_________

Pressure fried the coldest head
Bent to the side wishing he was dead
And i would still defend
I would still defend

I give up on it all
I give up on the greed
I give up on the ones
Who give up on me

Held up by the poor somewhere
There're unaware but I know we are scared
If I was to give in
The fight would soon begin, again

So I give up on it all
I give up on the greed
I'll give up on the ones
Who'll give up on me

Sometimes sun shines
Sunshine
Sometimes the sun shines
Sunshine

Did you give up on it all?
Did you give up on the greed?
Did you give up on the ones
Who gave up on me?


We Never Change
_______________

I want to live life
And never be cruel
I wanna live life
And be good to you

And I wanna fly
And never come down
And live my life
And have friends around

We never change, do we?
We never learn, do we?

So I want to live
In a wooden house
I wanna live life
And always be true
And I wanna live life
And be good to you

And I wanna fly
And never come down
And live my life
And have friends around

We never change do we?
We never learn, do we?

So I wanna live
In a wooden house
Where makin' more friends
Would be easy

Oh and I don't have a show to say
Yes and I sin every single day

We never change do we?
We never learn do we?

So I wanna live in a wooden house
Where makin' more freinds would be easy

I wanna live where the sun comes out




x
soeffinhappy:
you free next thursday?

Friday Dec 19, 2003

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Personality Test

I'm a HEALER (submissive extrovert concrete feeler).

LIke 9% of the population, I am caring, good with people, and patient. On the rare occasions when I try to assert myself, I'm cute and awkward, but highly effective.

Healer women are mothers.
Healer boys are pediophiles.


xoxo alexis confused
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blinding3rdeye:
I'm a JUDGE Like 3% of the population, I'm a Dominant Introvert Concrete Thinker that acts like a bitch from complex problems and tough decicions that others can not make. I should hold buttocks instead of grudges and I need love, so it says. Yea, the first part sounds like when I'm at work. And I'm always lookin for some ass to grab. Any takers for a good ol game of grab-ass!? whatever

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gentlefemm:
merry christmas cutie...or if prefer happy holidays
kiss gentle

Thursday Dec 18, 2003

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I have just uploaded ishloads of new and completely random photos.

To answer someof the questions left in my journal...
I don't know what kind of dog I have, so we're going to play a game called:

Guess what kind of dog Alexis has!!!

It's tempting to say shepherd... but he's got long hair on his back and long furry sideburns. And don't forget he's...
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tinfoilhalo:
Okay , I FINALLY got a chance to go through all the pics you put up and I gots to say , YOU may be the only SG that has cooler candid pics than "official" pics . biggrin

* I changed my mind . You should DEFINITELY name your doggy ASH , after the coolest , by god , movie badass EVER . BTW you are my new hero for getting my old hero to sign your boobs . wink

*Your kitty looks like a cute furry football . Rockin' the kitty Bhudda belly , ALLL-RIIIGHT. biggrin

*ANY pic that made Pee Wee smile like THAT should have NEVER been turned down . I mean , come on . look at him . He friggin ecstatic . biggrin
xandra:
My best friend has a dog that looks exactly like that and I believe it is a Schipperke and Lab mix.... you can check out the Schipperke herehttp://www.akc.org/breeds/recbreeds/shipper.cfm
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